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Angry White Dude


Dear President Obama:

Gigs up. Nowhere left to hide. You’ve been exposed for all to see. To paraphrase a line from a movie, “You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat the American people?”

Your entire existence, including your presidency, has been nothing but a sham. Placed ahead of the pack in your education…not for any acts or accomplishments of your own…but because you possess the politically correct pigment, you enjoyed benefits given that are normally earned. Perhaps it’s not your fault. You were simply the stooge chosen to play the part. But all the same, you are a massive fraud that was forced on the gullible American people with a carefully crafted plan that involved academia, the media, political backers, and corrupt puppet masters behind the scenes.

This fraud was easy to accomplish with all that support. Especially when you had no real defined experience or career. In 2008, you spoke in vague generalities of what you would accomplish. When you did speak of defined ideas, you lied to hide your real leftist intentions. Smoke and mirrors, lies and innuendo. Now all that has changed.

You now have a record. A record of disaster. One so horrible that you’re reelection campaign strategy was forced to rely on Big Bird, sluts and negative campaigning against your opponent. Hardly a position any American President would want to find himself in. Your popularity polls have yet to reach 50% of the American people. But you do have accomplishments. Here are a few:

  • 23 million Americans unemployed
  • Gas prices have doubled while you denied drilling permits or banned offshore drilling
  • 45 million on Food Stamps
  • 43 months of 8+% unemployment
  • Food prices up 25%
  • Illegals receiving over $7 billion in social services
  • Middle class has lost 1/3 of its net worth
  • Average household income $4,300 less than when you took office
  • Health insurance rates increased 1,500 during your term
  • US credit downgraded twice during your administration
  • $6 trillion added to national debt




  1. chiefillinicake

    November 4th, 2012

    Oh, the unmitigated splendor of weeks, months at a time going by without this jug eared fucking creep yacking on my TV screen.

    Dare I even dream it?

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  2. Dismas In Wonderland

    November 4th, 2012

    Referencing the picture of Obama at the top of this article . . .

    About 26 years ago I worked on a turkey ranch raising turkeys. Someone there told me turkeys are so stupid that when it rains, and the raindrops hit their heads, they will look up to see what is hitting them on the head. As they stand their trying to figure out what keeps hitting their head the water runs into the breathing holes on their beaks, and they just stand their in confusion until they drown.

    I don’t know why, but that picture of Obama reminded me of that story about the stupidity of turkeys.

    Obama/Biden 2012 “Forewarned! America”

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  3. Saxindacity

    November 4th, 2012

    That about sums up how so many of us feel.
    Thanks, Angry White Dude!

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  4. Commissar M

    November 4th, 2012

    I hope enough people have woken up and realize all of this but I worry that way too many of my fellow Americans are simply too stupid and indifferent to vote Chairman 0 out.

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  5. Tim

    November 4th, 2012

    An African Goose will stand with his bill in the air … I guess a’frican African will, too.

    Oh, AWD, Obama considers your list ACCOMPLISHMENTS!

    All part of his goal to destroy America.

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  6. Rio

    November 4th, 2012

    .Your voice is irritating.

    .Your dog is ugly.

    .But not as ugly as your wife.

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  7. Joe

    November 4th, 2012

    That picture of Michelle after the first debate was precious.

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  8. 66chevelle

    November 4th, 2012

    Never again will I have to look up his nostrils as he looks down his nose at America, or look at his ass while he bows to foreign despots…and the Mayor of Tampa. Still haven’t figured out what was up with that one.

    You go now Barkah.

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  9. LadyGun12

    November 4th, 2012

    At least if Texas secedes, Angry White Dude will still be my fellow countryman!

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  10. chiefillinicake

    November 4th, 2012

    Will I need a visa to be accepted by Texas after the secession?

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  11. venturaguy

    November 4th, 2012

    SCOAMF – not as articulate as AWD but just as applicable

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  12. Brian in BC

    November 4th, 2012


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  13. Jethro

    November 4th, 2012

    He looks that way because I just farted in his general direction….
    <—<<<< ;)

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  14. IMPEACH Obama

    November 4th, 2012

    A good essay but I can name that tune in 2 words.

    <– Look left.

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