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Muslim Who Had Sex Change Operation Wants His Penis Back
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No, really
A transsexual living in Mersin who underwent surgery to become a woman has requested a change in regulations so that she can return to being a man by having a penis reattached to her body.D.K., a 34-year-old originally from the eastern province of Van who describes herself as a believing Muslim, asked the Directorate of Religious Affairs whether it was religiously permissible to receive a penis transplant from a cadaver, but religious officials said it was impermissible unless the penis originally belonged to the transplant recipient.
h/t Huckleberry
Poonces
November 4th, 2012
Bill Maher should donate his nose for the cause.
Hillbilly Lawyers
November 4th, 2012
The “72″ Club.
Hillbilly Lawyers
November 4th, 2012
(one of allah’s virgins)
Anonymous
November 4th, 2012
Sorry, its in obamas ass, you can’t have it back.
Stranded in Sonoma
November 4th, 2012
Is that it, dangling on the wall behind her/him?
Menderman
November 4th, 2012
A cadaver penis?
I really need to re-think my organ donor status.
Badco
November 4th, 2012
“but religious officials said it was impermissible unless the penis originally belonged to the transplant recipient.”
The Devil is ALWAYS in the details… ain’t it?
Navy Squid
November 4th, 2012
John Holmes isn’t using his anymore – maybe he/she could use that one?
cfm990
November 4th, 2012
It ought to consider itself lucky it hasn’t had a ton of rocks bounced off it’s noggin.
Probably hoping for a bigger one than it gave up.
I Luv Bacon
November 4th, 2012
Seems like this al mooselimb thingy can’t quit the goats no matter what he does.
Stirrin the B.S.
November 4th, 2012
What an idiot! “He” transformed “himself” into a second class citizen, and now he wants to be able to pray with the boys again. So much for nature – this looks like a case of nurture.
Unneutral
November 4th, 2012
Can’t you use the penis of a goat?
I think he/she needs a brain more than a penis.
squatch
November 4th, 2012
No. Make me a sammich, dammit.
FreedomCat
November 4th, 2012
He/She soon realized it does not pay to be a muslim woman. He would rather give it more than receive.
Callmelennie
November 4th, 2012
When the guy told his mullah about his wish the mullah cried out
“Allahu Zubr!”
Callmelennie
November 4th, 2012
I’ll give you three guesses what the word “zubr” means
(Hint: it’s a total coincidence that this word is similar to “zipper”)
sTevo
November 4th, 2012
Two words Bubba: Strap On.
well
November 4th, 2012
h/t Huckleberry
WTF?? not chalupa?????
scr_north
November 4th, 2012
Sorry, it was sold to China.
Death_By_Farts
November 4th, 2012
Nah, I spotted it on Ebay, with Rosie O’Donnel as the winning bidder.
Nutjob
November 4th, 2012
So I guess she/he didn’t like being covered in 100 degree temps or getting her ankles whipped by the moral police, or not being able to drive or vote.
A little premeditated thinking might’ve went along way if he/she wasn’t so enamored in the thought of how much dick he/she was going to get.
Anonymous
November 4th, 2012
So a musloid fantasizes about being a woman, tries it on, and then has a revelation that being a musloid womyn ain’t such a good deal.
Who’d a thunk it ?!
Anonymous
November 4th, 2012
After Obama loses on Tuesday, maybe Colon Powell will want his ass back
GW Bear
November 4th, 2012
Spending the money on plastic surgery and converting to Christianity would be a better course of action.
That is one fugly “woman”.