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Muslim Who Had Sex Change Operation Wants His Penis Back

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The Jawa Report

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Dickless

 

No, really

A transsexual living in Mersin who underwent surgery to become a woman has requested a change in regulations so that she can return to being a man by having a penis reattached to her body.D.K., a 34-year-old originally from the eastern province of Van who describes herself as a believing Muslim, asked the Directorate of Religious Affairs whether it was religiously permissible to receive a penis transplant from a cadaver, but religious officials said it was impermissible unless the penis originally belonged to the transplant recipient.

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h/t  Huckleberry

» 24 Comments

  1. Poonces

    November 4th, 2012

    Bill Maher should donate his nose for the cause.

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  2. Hillbilly Lawyers

    November 4th, 2012

    The “72″ Club.

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  3. Hillbilly Lawyers

    November 4th, 2012

    (one of allah’s virgins)

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  4. Anonymous

    November 4th, 2012

    Sorry, its in obamas ass, you can’t have it back.

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  5. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 4th, 2012

    Is that it, dangling on the wall behind her/him?

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  6. Menderman

    November 4th, 2012

    A cadaver penis?

    I really need to re-think my organ donor status.

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  7. Badco

    November 4th, 2012

    “but religious officials said it was impermissible unless the penis originally belonged to the transplant recipient.”

    The Devil is ALWAYS in the details… ain’t it?

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  8. Navy Squid

    November 4th, 2012

    John Holmes isn’t using his anymore – maybe he/she could use that one?

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  9. cfm990

    November 4th, 2012

    It ought to consider itself lucky it hasn’t had a ton of rocks bounced off it’s noggin.
    Probably hoping for a bigger one than it gave up.

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  10. I Luv Bacon

    November 4th, 2012

    Seems like this al mooselimb thingy can’t quit the goats no matter what he does.

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  11. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 4th, 2012

    What an idiot! “He” transformed “himself” into a second class citizen, and now he wants to be able to pray with the boys again. So much for nature – this looks like a case of nurture.

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  12. Unneutral

    November 4th, 2012

    Can’t you use the penis of a goat?

    I think he/she needs a brain more than a penis.

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  13. squatch

    November 4th, 2012

    No. Make me a sammich, dammit.

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  14. FreedomCat

    November 4th, 2012

    He/She soon realized it does not pay to be a muslim woman. He would rather give it more than receive.

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  15. Callmelennie

    November 4th, 2012

    When the guy told his mullah about his wish the mullah cried out

    “Allahu Zubr!” :-D

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  16. Callmelennie

    November 4th, 2012

    I’ll give you three guesses what the word “zubr” means

    (Hint: it’s a total coincidence that this word is similar to “zipper”)

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  17. sTevo

    November 4th, 2012

    Two words Bubba: Strap On.

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  18. well

    November 4th, 2012

    h/t Huckleberry

    WTF?? not chalupa?????

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  19. scr_north

    November 4th, 2012

    Sorry, it was sold to China.

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  20. Death_By_Farts

    November 4th, 2012

    Nah, I spotted it on Ebay, with Rosie O’Donnel as the winning bidder.

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  21. Nutjob

    November 4th, 2012

    So I guess she/he didn’t like being covered in 100 degree temps or getting her ankles whipped by the moral police, or not being able to drive or vote.

    A little premeditated thinking might’ve went along way if he/she wasn’t so enamored in the thought of how much dick he/she was going to get.

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  22. Anonymous

    November 4th, 2012

    So a musloid fantasizes about being a woman, tries it on, and then has a revelation that being a musloid womyn ain’t such a good deal.

    Who’d a thunk it ?!

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  23. Anonymous

    November 4th, 2012

    After Obama loses on Tuesday, maybe Colon Powell will want his ass back

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  24. GW Bear

    November 4th, 2012

    Spending the money on plastic surgery and converting to Christianity would be a better course of action.

    That is one fugly “woman”.

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