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Joe Biden revealed his vacation plans to a Miami radio station earlier today:

“You need to take a vacation!” the host told the vice president of the United States.

“Well, I’m going to take a vacation about about three days after this election is over,” Biden revealed. “That’s what they told me.”

 

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  1. Poonces

    November 3rd, 2012

    “Get in mah belly” says fat bastard’s little brother rat bastard.

    Hopefully it will be a permanent vacation from public life.

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  2. karen stevens

    November 3rd, 2012

    boy, now THERE’S ya a debate

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  3. Tim

    November 3rd, 2012

    See ya, Joey!

    Don’t give up on learnin to tie them laces!

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  4. AbigailAdams

    November 3rd, 2012

    If there’s ever a movie roll for the character of Biden it should be played by Tim Conway.

    On another note: If you haven’t yet seen “Occupy Unmasked” or “Runaway Slave” I encourage you to do so. Both are excellent chronicles of their subjects. I purchased “Occupy” online through Citizens United and we watched “Runaway” On Demand (both are available On Demand). Gather your kids or grandkids for these. Make them watch. And if you can swing duct-taping your obot friends and family to chairs make them watch, too. Both films will come in very handy after the elections as part of our Leftist deprogramming mission.

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  5. mossberg12gal

    November 3rd, 2012

    agree completely on “Occupy Unmasked”…excellent presentation, concise and terrifying…urge everyone to see what we are up against, and be prepared!

    VOTED R&R, praise the Lord, and pass the ammo!

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  6. Johnny Freedom

    November 3rd, 2012

    Awesome. So glad this assclown will be out of the second-in-command seat come January.

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  7. Jimmy

    November 3rd, 2012

    Joe Biden is “ready for the land.”

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  8. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 3rd, 2012

    @karen stevens — Slow Joe loses again.

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  9. cfm990

    November 3rd, 2012

    Joe almost has a shot at debating? Nah! The kid ain’t that stoopid.

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  10. Buck Ofama

    November 3rd, 2012

    Makes me wonder who “they” are.

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  11. Diann

    November 3rd, 2012

    Mom and Dad would be wise to start saving now. Not for a college fund. But for a very expensive therapist.

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  12. jinks

    November 3rd, 2012

    Pooping their pants at the same time, Old Joe is suprised to find something else in common besides intellectual aptitude.

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  13. serfer62

    November 3rd, 2012

    No Joe…NOT days, Decades

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  14. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 3rd, 2012

    ….”Well, I’m going to take a vacation about three days after this election is over,” Biden revealed. “That’s what they told me……”

    Wow, what it must be like to be the ignorant rube of bigger plan. Joe, you can go home to to your family and say “I done good”. Now just go home!

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  15. kevin in troy

    November 3rd, 2012

    whatever the engagement, MY money’s on the baby the one in blue the one in diapers the one who has trouble speaking dammit – the younger one…sheeeesh

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  16. Your Inner Voice

    November 3rd, 2012

    “Wow, Kiddoe, are you going to be pissed when you find out what B. Bounel and I have done to your country!”

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  17. Chuck U Farley

    November 3rd, 2012

    Gawd, that kid will need years of psychiatry to heal that wound.

    I suggest you sue your libtard parents for allowing your precious, innocent world-view to be so warped at such an early and impressionable age.

    The nightly horrors you must have imagined!

    Is there no humanity for this twisted soul?

    There should be a special tax on libtard guilt and angst they foisted on their children and their need for years of therapy….Fight fire with fire.

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  18. even steven

    November 4th, 2012

    Joe Biden: Baby Shaker.

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  19. Harleybob

    November 4th, 2012

    I’m tellin’ ya, this kid is goin’ to have balls as big as cue balls!

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  20. The Finisher

    November 4th, 2012

    Where is that child’s mother?

    I would not let that dumb ass completely insane idiot hold a stuffed animal, much less my baby!!!

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