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  1. Bad Brad

    November 3rd, 2012

    Holy shit. Fa AAAg.

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  2. Lisl

    November 3rd, 2012

    Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

    I would have done the Rio thing and said contemptuously, “Oh it’s a SPIDER” and slapped the thing off his back.

    Or maybe picked it up and dangled it in front of his face.

    Geez.

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  3. Anonymous

    November 3rd, 2012

    This is what obama is like behind closed doors…no doubt in my mind.

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  4. norman einstein

    November 3rd, 2012

    What’s to think about?
    It goes against the laws of nature and is perverse.

    It’s an abomination that that fat pussy in the video could be a “parent”. What chance does that poor kid have?

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  5. serfer62

    November 3rd, 2012

    Marriage used to be forever, then the Feminazis took over.
    2 man marriage, you’re shitting me

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  6. "That Guy"

    November 3rd, 2012

    That is the kind of queer that other queers call a fag…

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  7. Edith McCrotch

    November 3rd, 2012

    hahahahahahahahah @serfer62…That’s what HE said…hahahahahahahaha!!!!

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  8. Lisl

    November 3rd, 2012

    Oh crikey. I meant to say “It’s a LEAF.”

    I’m distracted today. Or maybe it was that insane screaming that really disturbed me. :(

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  9. Alxandro

    November 3rd, 2012

    Sounds, and runs, like Curly from the Three Stooges

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  10. Bad Brad

    November 3rd, 2012

    Norm, hopefully when the little guy becomes 17 and rebels against his parents, he’ll hate fags.

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  11. dude

    November 3rd, 2012

    He rather have a pocket lizard in his mouth

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  12. Jenn of the Jungle

    November 3rd, 2012

    Oh for fuck sake. That fag is hilarious. Give him a break, how many of you would be chill with an alligator lizard on your back. LOL. Sorry but I like me a funny fag.

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  13. Goldenfoxx

    November 3rd, 2012

    OMG! When we were kids, we would catch lizards and tie a string around their leg and carry them around on our shoulder. If you had a blue belly you were the cool one in the hood. We’d let them go at the end of the day and call it good. Childhood was so innocent in those days.

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  14. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 3rd, 2012

    My B-I-L used to catch lizards, manipulate their jaws to grasp his earlobes and dangle them like earrings, all to amuse his boys.

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  15. Lisl

    November 3rd, 2012

    LOOOOL Boobie that is hysterical! I wish I’d thought of that!! :P

    But that is like, the coolest! I bet those kids remember that with great fondness :D

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  16. Aunt Liz

    November 3rd, 2012

    Why is it that even in gay relationships – there’s always one that plays the more masculine role, while the other the feminine?

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  17. OpenTheDoor

    November 3rd, 2012

    My girls say they cannot wait until I put an anole on each of my ear lobes for my granddaughters. Both daughters say that and “Pull my finger.” are the highlights of their formative years.
    Entertainment comes cheap at my house.

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  18. OpenTheDoor

    November 3rd, 2012

    A warm fire, a good book and two cuddling kinder, that is my memory worth having.

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  19. Joe

    November 3rd, 2012

    He’s rather prissy. Hated it.

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  20. Dadof3

    November 3rd, 2012

    Put

    the child

    DOWN.

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  21. mickey_moussaoui

    November 3rd, 2012

    If he had passed out in fear the other gay could fart in his face. That always gets these fruits perked up.

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  22. sablegsd

    November 3rd, 2012

    There is a picture of ovomit and the beard watching a martial arts match and he screams faggot. Wish I could link it here.

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  23. Ladygnawgnaw

    November 3rd, 2012

    Apparently it doesn’t matter how gay a man is, he’ll still park the stoller at the top of a hill.

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  24. Moe tom

    November 3rd, 2012

    Jenn of the Jungle stole my signature line. Ohforfucksake. I keel you Jenn. That fat fag deserves a kick in the arse.

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  25. RANDO

    November 3rd, 2012

    Now that was really funny.

    I’d like to see how (he) would react to a Camel Spider on his back!

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  26. Annie

    November 3rd, 2012

    If a man is attracted to men; why would he be attracted to lisping screamers?

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  27. Johnny Freedom

    November 3rd, 2012

    I haven’t wanted to kick someone in the nuts so badly in a long time.

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  28. Carlos The Jackal

    November 3rd, 2012

    I’m more interested in the unfortunate series of events that must have occurred to cause that poor kid to wind up with THAT for a father.

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  29. simply enraged

    November 3rd, 2012

    @ Johnny Freedom: What nuts?

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  30. Twinkie

    November 3rd, 2012

    Boobie the Rocket Dog, Hmm.m.m . . wearing lizards on your earlobes like EARRINGS?!?

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  31. honorius

    November 3rd, 2012

    “Why is it that even in gay relationships – there’s always one that plays the more masculine role, while the other the feminine?”

    Because the basic knowledge that it’s supposed to be male-female is indelibly imprinted upon every one of us, and even when consciously denied will still manifest itself, even perversely.

    And the bowling shirt told me the guy’s a fag from freeze-frame before ever hitting PLAY.

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  32. shockuhzulu

    November 3rd, 2012

    Any society that allows two male or female perverts to raise a child should not be allowed to survive. NAGASAKI! HIROSHIMA!

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  33. Corona

    November 3rd, 2012

    I want to drop that guy into one of those trees that are thoroughly covered in spiderwebs.

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  34. Tedjusant

    November 4th, 2012

    What a BIG girls blouse.

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  35. Commissar M

    November 4th, 2012

    I’ve heard of kids around here making “Anole earrings” but I’ve never seen anyone do it in person. I did have one latch on to my pinkie finger a couple years ago but it’s completely harmless and they let go when you GENTLY set them on the ground. There are at least four different types of lizards living around my house and even my “critter-phobic” wife isn’t afraid of them. We love the little guys and it’s hard to image what sort of absolute flaming mangina would have this reaction to one of them.

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