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Grandma’s Crack

Home - by - November 2, 2012 - 22:30 America/New_York - 19 Comments

iWIDK – After close monitoring, a family “business” came to a halt after searching a grandmother’s private parts.

Berenice Fernandes Glaucia Bispo smuggled crack in her genitals

Berenice Fernandes, 74, and granddaughter Glaucia Bispo, 33, were arrested in Salvador, Brazil for attempting to smuggle 55 crack cocaine rocks – a stash that was hidden inside the elderly Fernandes’ vagina.

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  1. Bad Brad

    November 2nd, 2012

    What, only a quarter of the normal load.

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  2. Steve

    November 2nd, 2012

     
  3. Col. Angus

    November 2nd, 2012

    Always wondered why it was called crack.

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  4. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 2nd, 2012

    55 rocks of crack inside her…nevermind

    society is too sick to survive

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  5. Thundercrack

    November 2nd, 2012

    Note to Mooch: not too early to be thinking about new career options.

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  6. Troy

    November 2nd, 2012

    Am I racist for assuming it was a black woman while the picture loaded?

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  7. John

    November 2nd, 2012

    Plus, they found the missing TV remote.

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  8. Edith McCrotch

    November 2nd, 2012

    Fur Minted Crack?

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  9. Bad Brad

    November 2nd, 2012

    If they checked her ass, they’d get shit faced. It’s gotta be could for a Kilo or two.

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  10. Unneutral

    November 2nd, 2012

    Oh, the thrill of living life as a total lie.

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  11. Metprof

    November 2nd, 2012

    Just WHAT did they use to search for it????

    Pardon me while I retch.

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  12. Bad Brad

    November 2nd, 2012

    One of those new drug sniffing trained Anacondas.

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  13. Jerry Manderin

    November 3rd, 2012

    Help! I’ve had 55 crack cocaine rocks stuffed inside my vagina and I can’t get up!

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  14. Jethro

    November 3rd, 2012

    DON’T SMOKE THAT! YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE IT’S BEEN!!!!

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  15. OpenTheDoor

    November 3rd, 2012

    While you slept?
    Are you crack crazy? While you slept somebody, who you don’t know cause you was sleepin’ shoved crack rock up your puzzy?
    Negeo, is you crazzy?

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  16. Joe

    November 3rd, 2012

    John, you got me. I’m “cracking” up over the remote control.

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  17. Carlos The Jackal

    November 3rd, 2012

    She claimed it was a ‘dry’ run, never done this before…

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  18. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 3rd, 2012

    Muff Mining

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  19. Tim

    November 3rd, 2012

    She din’t wake up???

    She din’t have that ‘uncomfortable crack feeling?’

    When she got up to pee, a few din’t drop out?

    What did Glaucia use to shove em in there?

    Why din’t she just blame Bush?

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