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Quick, someone get her a broom to ride.

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Put one end in your mouth, and the other in the closest electric receptacle.
You’ll get really good reception, Hill. Trust me.

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Stick em where the sun don’t shine.

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Finally washed her hair. Trying to distance herself from Debbie Wasserman Schultz?

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Hey Hilly, they’re suppose to go in your ears but that’s only when you’re willing to listen to someone besides yourself.

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Stick them in your eyes

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@ERB — Seattle, Washington?

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C’mon! Hillary’s no stranger to nipple clamps.

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Man, Fur, after seeing that mug, I can understand why Bubba visits Arkansas clubs and Washington joints to pick up “something special.”

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Hey its Benghazi calling…

WTF is “O” going to do?

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Hook ‘em up to the bolts sticking out from your neck, you cursed creature.

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the elevator no longer goes to the top floor does it hillary ?

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Someone patched her into the Gangnam Style tune.

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There’s a butt-plug, cigar joke here somewhere but I can’t find it.

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Missing part of the set: should be a roll of duct tape included…

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If they’re battery terminals, clip ‘em to your nipples and jump off the pier, Hildabeast !

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Yeesh. The years have not been kind.

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But Bitterclinger, they’ve been more kind than she deserves!

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This is just one of the sorry fools that is running our Government.

Pathetic.

+3

… she just looks like the smartest woman on the planet doesn’t she? “Ummmmm, heee-llo-ooo, I don’t have any sound… can SOMEBODY get me some sound, how dare you NOT get me my sound, hey, you, over there… where is my sound? I want some freaking sound. Sound damn it! Where’s my sound? Okay, you asked for it! I’m gonna do my, “Get me some freaking sound” face…..

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Shit, my nipples came off!

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Every time that I see Obama and Clinton, I continue to be inredulous that Democrats are stupid enough to consider those two bozos to be preidential material. I can’t stand to look at them anymore.

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The caption under that pictire should be simply, Asshole.

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Oh Hill, your the designated suicide bomber!

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Popeyed commie beast!

+2

As a prank, Bill gives Hillary a fake headset at a question and answer session, and tells her not to bother with memorizing her socialist rant because he will transmit the answers to her from offstage just like Val Jarrett does for their boy Barry.

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You should be ashame of yourself Hillary. We knew you’ve got your husband by the balls for years now. But waving his dick that publicly , is low, way low.

+2

@ Stranded,

Lived in Seattle suburb about 19 years ago. Do we know each other?

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Wrinkled crabby old lady hands with diamond guilt gifts from Bill.

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Just think… this is what it looks like when it isn’t fall down drunk.

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I loved her in the Wizard of Oz.

+1

If anyone is taking Viagra and has an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, this picture will do the trick without a trip to the ER. Just sayin.

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@Joe – That mug would kill any boner in a matter of minutes!

+1

“Ummmmm…EXCUSE ME!!! These stopped vibrating! HELLO!!!!”

+1

My pelosi is as big as a garbage can! How do you expect me to play on the edge with a tiny marital aid like this?!!

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ah…well, grandma, the movie “idiocracy” comes to mind…this one goes in your mouth, this one goes in your ear, and this one goes in your butt…but there are only two probes…so i guess her ear or mouth will have to wait.

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The cow says, “Moo!”

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Put one in your mouth, and one your your ass.

Then rotate.

Rotate. Rotate. Rotate. Rotate.Rotate.Rotate.Rotate.

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One for each of your hillbilly husbands balls

Attach other end to the terminals of a car battery

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Nope, sorry Benghazi, can’t hear a thing. Try back later.

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She’s such a tight-ass that’s the only buttplug that will fit

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Attach ‘em to the electrodes in your neck and turn the juice on.

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…it’s not exactly a strapon, now is it, hill?

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