Here’s a rant from one of our beloved readers. I think he’s pissed.
And to top it all off, WE MISSED HIS BIRTHDAY!!!
If you guys are making me a cake, you might need to bake a file into it. Because the longer I stew on it, the more I am tempted to go back downtown and “have a little chat” with the douchnozzle cop who wrote me a $200 ticket 30 minutes into my birthday , as I was coming home from Walmart to bake my own $2.50 boxed cake! After I told the prick that I had just had to sell my boat and my kids’ 4-wheeler to pay off the last ticket and get my licence restored because I can’t afford to get my only freakin car fixed so it will pass their GD inspection racket… because every time I start getting close, some asshole cop writes me another fucking round of tickets and puts me right back in the hole again!!! So then this MFer leaves me sitting on the side of the road for 30 minutes knowing my walmart ice cream is melting in the car, so he can wait for his buddy to bring him another printer cartridge to print my GD tickets!!! And to top it off this motherfucker smirks at me and says, …Happy BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! Today is the day I may very well snap. I’ve about had my fill of this “Law-abiding citizen” bee ess! The more I try to do the right thing, the more I get kicked in the balls by some no-neck Roid-Rager trying to overcompensate for his midget manhood!!!