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Obama canvasser charged with groping Loveland woman’s breasts
An Obama re-election canvasser is facing charges that he “grabbed” a Loveland woman’s breast while giving her a campaign sticker, police said.
Luke M. Buchanan, 24, of Washington, D.C. is charged with unlawful sexual contact, a misdemeanor. The victim’s name was not released. She is 21 years old, police said.
“The female reported an adult male knocked on her door, identified himself as a member of the Obama political campaign and asked to speak with her about her voting status,” Loveland police said in a statement Thursday afternoon. “The victim reportedly spoke with the male for a short time and he then asked if he could give her a campaign sticker. The victim accepted and the male allegedly grabbed her breasts while applying the sticker to her shirt.”
Major Mal function
November 2nd, 2012
She had more than her fair share of titties and as a good Democrat, he was redistributing them.
sTevo
November 2nd, 2012
Just your average TSA worker???
KMM
November 2nd, 2012
Maybe he was merely applying 2 stickers. Best not to jump to conclusions until this is fully investigated, results to be reported after the election. I said election.
Paul Moore
November 2nd, 2012
Maybe he was trying to keep abreast of the issues?
Anonymous
November 2nd, 2012
After election he will be an Obamacare doctor. Just practicing. The fact that she wanted an obama stick, she should have had her head checked not her boobs!
The Doktor
November 2nd, 2012
Working for the OFA group is CERTAINLY a direct connection with Obama’s campaign and NOT with the Democrat (not Democratic) Party.
This man will go very far as long as he STICKS with the Democrats. He’s got a great FEEL for the job and has his “fingers on the pulse” of the electorate. He’ll soon be GRABBED for a prominent position.
The Doktor
November 2nd, 2012
Sorry about my last post. I was MILKING the situation a bit too much.
Weldor
November 2nd, 2012
Apparently the canvassers receive their final training from Bill Clinton before heading into the fray.
I Luv Bacon
November 2nd, 2012
I was under the impression all O numbnut supporters prefered cornholeing.
Steve
November 2nd, 2012
WOW! Black African American Minister E.W. Jackson’s urgent appeal to African Americans to ABANDON THE DEMOCRAT PARTY!
PASS THIS ALONG!!!
http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com/2012/11/wow-african-american-bishop-bishop-e.html
Boobie the Rocket Dog
November 2nd, 2012
BUT… the allaged fondlee is a ‘RAT, so she’s probably lying.
She probably winked and DARED him to put that thing on firmly…
Dr. Tar
November 2nd, 2012
Obviously a plant from the Evil Republicans in their never ending War On Women(s’ breast).
Anonymous
November 2nd, 2012
What should she expect? She does live in ‘Love’land, after all…….sorry.
Johnny Freedom
November 2nd, 2012
How’s that “War on Women” shit playing these days?
Stranded in Sonoma
November 2nd, 2012
What a boob.
Carlos The Jackal
November 2nd, 2012
Obviously unclear on the term ‘canvassing.’
LadyGun12
November 2nd, 2012
He has a degree in environmental studies. That says all you need to know.
scr_north
November 2nd, 2012
Hmm, that’s odd. I would have expected that behaviour from a Clinton canvasser. From an Obama canvasser I would have expected him to grab the crotch of another man. I guess the dems do have a really big tent and welcome sexual offenders from both sides of the fence.
Merry Poppet
November 2nd, 2012
Why didn’t she just put the sticker on herself?
Stirrin the B.S.
November 2nd, 2012
Serves her right for even agreeing to wear an Obumphuk sticker in the first place. It’s like wearing a sign on your back saying “kick me”.