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Washington TimesIf adding an exclamation point to the word

 

WASHINGTON, October 31, 2012 – If adding an exclamation point to the word “Forward” won’t excite women voters, nothing will. Our resident expert on women’s issues at The People’s Cube explains the science behind this wonderful enhancement and demonstrates how it’s going to affect the average disillusioned woman voter.

By Karen Lingefelt

I’m so excited now!

For months I’d been feeling too bummed by the stagnant economy and demoralized by the polls to consider voting! I didn’t feel there was any point! Until Obama gave me a point! An exclamation point!

According to AP, Obama’s campaign slogan is getting a boost: “NASHUA, N.H. – Obama’s campaign added an exclamation point to placards and banners bearing the campaign’s motto. Instead of a stoic period at the end of the single-word slogan, the signs now read ‘Forward!’”

That’s right! Not the cheap political points Republicans are always trying to score, but an EXCLAMATION POINT!

An exclamation point denotes excitement! It’s bright! It’s shiny! It dazzles! It distracts! But best of all, it excites!

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  1. BILL

    November 2nd, 2012

    “Forward!”

    to lower pay for females than males in the white house !

    to underpaying female prostitutes in third world countries !

    to higher female unemployment and lower wealth than under gwb !

    to free abortions so males are off the hook for raising an “obama mistake” !

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  2. CrustyB

    November 2nd, 2012

    This week: Puncuation!
    Next week: Shiny objects and beads!

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  3. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 2nd, 2012

    Ah yes, the Old Maxell add.

    Nice change to a chick.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DP89iMe0BY

    .

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  4. Tony R

    November 2nd, 2012

    And then there’s the whole phalus symbol thing. Progressive chicks are so easy!

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  5. Carlos The Jackal

    November 2nd, 2012

    Looks like the chick in the chair is wearing barry’s jeans too.

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  6. pissedpatriot30

    November 2nd, 2012

    @ crusty

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  7. pissedpatriot30

    November 2nd, 2012

    **punctuation**

    …apologies, knowing this adnministration, maybe you meant to spell it wrong? (back to beating my head against the wall…)

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  8. Carlos The Jackal

    November 2nd, 2012

    When obama is the subject, I believe “Punktuation” is the word…

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  9. Aunt Liz

    November 2nd, 2012

    Just another example of how without substance Zero’s campaign has been. They add an exclamation point to try to energize a tired slogan. And recently, the Hollytards have gotten together for their ad of “Yes We Plan”. REALLY?!! That’s THE BEST they can come up with? Can’t use Yes We Can again…hmmm, what sounds good? Hey wait I got a great idea! The lack if imagination and originality is staggering.

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  10. Machloja

    November 2nd, 2012

    Oooh, now you want some more excitement you liberal sluts. Stop pretending already, exclamation point my ass. Instead use one of Moochelle dildos, that’s real excitement. Ask chris matthews, or barney frank.

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  11. Dismas In Wonderland

    November 2nd, 2012

    It looks to me like the woman is trying to keep from being sucked into the black hole that is the Obama administration’s failed fiscal policies.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole

    A black hole is a region of spacetime where gravity prevents anything, including light, from escaping. The theory of general relativity predicts that a sufficiently compact mass will deform spacetime to form a black hole. Around a black hole there is a mathematically defined surface called an event horizon that marks the point of no return. It is called “black” because it absorbs all the light that hits the horizon, reflecting nothing.

    The Obama administration has turned the White House into a fiscal black hole where all the money in the U.S. is being sucked in, and none of the money can escape to be used for the betterment of the individuals who earned that money. It’s the same with jobs, and the sanctity of life. America is slowly being sucked past the event horizon of Obama’s failed policies. Soon the entire north American continent will be sucked in and collapsed down to the size of a green pea, crushing all of us in the gravity well of Marxism/Obammunism.

    Forward to black hole economics!!!

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  12. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 2nd, 2012

    “…Exclamation points are like happy talk, talkin’ about things you’d like to do, like voting for NOBAMA 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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  13. 66chevelle

    November 2nd, 2012

    Put a smiley face at the bottom of the exclamation point and instant Obama landslide.

    FORWARD!!11!!!eleventyin2012!?!?twelvety!??

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  14. GW Bear

    November 2nd, 2012

    An exclamation point, that’s all I need to excite a woman?

    Man, all this time I’ve been wasting my money on jewels and flowers and other stuff.

    Who knew?

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  15. Tracy

    November 2nd, 2012

    FORWARD! . . . GILDING THE DOODY
    The last adds nothing to the first. When Obama loses his reelection on Tuesday, America wins.

    ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!

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  16. spymyeyes

    November 2nd, 2012

    @ auntliz,

    I love the last line of your comment:

    “The lack if imagination and originality is staggering.”

    If you watch ANY movie coming out of hollywierd in the last few years you get the EXACT same thing…..nothing but tired “remakes” of other peoples work………starwars part 7…….friday the 13th part 9…..halloween part 20……

    its a side effect from the kool-aid….no more original thoughts can occur!

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  17. Aunt Liz

    November 2nd, 2012

    @spymyeyes – too true. You’re not considered hip unless you go along with the liberal mindset – and it destroys an original thought.

    I rarely (heavy emphasis on rarely) go to the movies any more – because I’m tired of them trying to indoctrinate me into a faulty way of thinking. That in itself is boring and insulting all at the same time. And I got tired of the build up of how great a movie was supposed to be, only to walk out after watching it with a “meh” kind of feeling.

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