WASHINGTON, October 31, 2012 – If adding an exclamation point to the word “Forward” won’t excite women voters, nothing will. Our resident expert on women’s issues at The People’s Cube explains the science behind this wonderful enhancement and demonstrates how it’s going to affect the average disillusioned woman voter.
By Karen Lingefelt
I’m so excited now!
For months I’d been feeling too bummed by the stagnant economy and demoralized by the polls to consider voting! I didn’t feel there was any point! Until Obama gave me a point! An exclamation point!
According to AP, Obama’s campaign slogan is getting a boost: “NASHUA, N.H. – Obama’s campaign added an exclamation point to placards and banners bearing the campaign’s motto. Instead of a stoic period at the end of the single-word slogan, the signs now read ‘Forward!’”
That’s right! Not the cheap political points Republicans are always trying to score, but an EXCLAMATION POINT!
An exclamation point denotes excitement! It’s bright! It’s shiny! It dazzles! It distracts! But best of all, it excites!