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In a dramatic show of caring and community awareness, sixteen battery-powered Fisker Karma automobiles self-combusted in New Jersey during Hurrican Sandy, apparently in an attempt to generate heat to warm up the electricity-less victims of the town of Port Newark, New Jersey.

Although a relatively new car company, and financed by a bailout orchestrated by the Obama administration, Fisker is developing a reputation for such charitable acts, with several previous cars self-combusting in order to warm up their owners.

“Sometimes the heater just isn’t enough on a cold New Jersey morning,” stated former Fisker owner Bill Maxwell – “The cars seem to recognize that more is needed, and they just up and start burning, providing a warm, orange glow that the whole neighborhood can gather around.”

Sheri Hitcherdiffle, another Fisker owner whose Karma provided her with extra heat one morning, said that she will never buy another brand of automobile, even though her previous and current Fisker Karmas cost her well over one hundred thousand dollars each.

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  1. Anonymous

    November 2nd, 2012

    So these cars were developed to combat global warming but can’t tolerate the conditions that global warming supposedly creates.

    Yep there’s a liberal involved somewhere here.

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  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 2nd, 2012

    Motherfiskers!

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  3. solomon

    November 2nd, 2012

    I was on a tug during the storm and we went over while these were burning…. we tried to put them out but the monitor could not reach them, the wind was still up…

    [IMG]http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh566/solomon32023/fire.jpg[/IMG]

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  4. solomon

    November 2nd, 2012

     
  5. dba_vagabond_trader

    November 2nd, 2012

    Hope this is real, most uplifting pic out of the entire disaster.

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  6. Dr. Tar

    November 2nd, 2012

    Obumfarts dream of a green car future up in flames. But not to worry, give him 4 more years and he is bound to pick a winner.

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  7. IMPEACH Obama

    November 2nd, 2012

    This will undoubtably be the next ‘hot item’ broadcast on the MSM TV “News”. Immediately following their exhaustive coverage of “Fast & Furious”, the Benghazi massacre and the multiple felony violations of campaign finance law perpetrated by the Obama organization.

    April Fools ! (I was just being racist.)

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  8. solomon

    November 2nd, 2012

    on a side note the water was just below the roof line of the cars and that stretched all the way to the railroad cars in the background. that dock is actually .9 of a mile long and 65% of it stored brand new cars… Lexus, Nissan… all of them Kaput.

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  9. Stirrin the B.S.

    November 2nd, 2012

     
  10. Joe

    November 2nd, 2012

    “The cars seem to recognize that more is needed, and they just up and start burning, providing a warm, orange glow that the whole neighborhood can gather around.”

    I know it’s wrong, but I’m still belly laughing at this. Give ‘em heat, Obama. What a fool.

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  11. Joe

    November 2nd, 2012

    “The cars seem to recognize that more is needed, and they just up and start burning, providing a warm, orange glow that the whole neighborhood can gather around.”

    I know it’s wrong, but I’m still belly laughing at this. Give ‘em heat, Obama. What a fool. Give ‘em the whole load, Biden.

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  12. LadyGun12

    November 2nd, 2012

    I can’t believe someone hasn’t said this already: Karma’s a bitch!

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  13. dba_vagabond_trader

    November 2nd, 2012

    @solomon:

    Did the other make new cars burn to the ground?

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  14. Anonymous

    November 2nd, 2012

    @dba, of course not. Maybe if they were ‘green’, like those mercury lightbulbs

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  15. norman einstein

    November 2nd, 2012

    Looks like Sheri Hitcherdiffle (!) got fisked good and proper.
    “well over 100K EACH”…unbelievable.

    @dba, you can see some of the other vehicles in the photo above.

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  16. Navy Squid

    November 2nd, 2012

    So, are these “Fiskers” available in any other colors than “charcoal?”

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  17. J Frank Parnell

    November 2nd, 2012

    Just like the slags from Alien Nation, they disintegrated when exposed to seawater.

    The Fisker Slag.

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  18. Anonymous

    November 2nd, 2012

    Obama’s term summed up in one picture

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  19. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 2nd, 2012

    Hot deals on Hot Wheels

    $100K toaster

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  20. Harleybob

    November 2nd, 2012

    Someone overheard Obama saying, the damage will buffed out!

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  21. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 2nd, 2012

    ♪♫
    Burn baby, burn!
    Fisker Inferno!
    Burn baby, burn!
    Burn that Karma down!
    ♪♫

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  22. CRYOJOHN

    November 2nd, 2012

    I wonder if the EU will charge them some outrageous sum in carbon credits for all the CO, SO2, HCl, and PM10 emissions these things just polluted Jersey with. Oxymoronic, I know “polluted Jersey,” but hey, they’re used to it.

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  23. 66chevelle

    November 2nd, 2012

    Maybe Obama can jump-start (heh) the Libyan economy by getting Fiskar to open an Electric Car Bomb factory in Benghazi. Those electric cars are so quiet we’d never hear them coming.

    “The new 2013 Fiskar Fugazi…Run silent, run derp, Ahmed.”

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  24. Carlos The Jackal

    November 2nd, 2012

    Now they’re carbon footprints…

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  25. 66chevelle

    November 2nd, 2012

    “Obama’s term summed up in one picture.”

    It’s like he’s a Bond villain: Middlefinger…everything he touches dies or catches on fire.

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  26. cas

    November 2nd, 2012

    Many months ago a reader here (sorry, can’t remember your name) posted “Everything he touches turns to shit”. I still love that and use it often, so whoever you are, thank you!

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  27. Carlos The Jackal

    November 2nd, 2012

    The Midass touch…

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  28. shawn

    November 2nd, 2012

    I believe the port had 12,000 cars and several other cars have also burned down. Why do bloggers try and single out a car brand. there were several Toyota’s burning, Volt and also Lexus. Get your facts right guys. Looks like Fisker did not give you advertising money so you are writing negative stories and not reporting the full one.

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  29. Blanche Holstein

    November 2nd, 2012

    Verso Midas Touch. :D

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  30. Mountain Dog

    November 2nd, 2012

    This makes it easier for the rescue helicopter to spot your charred remains should you ever get caught in high water and have to stand on the roof of your vehicle until help arrives.

    Every socialist democrat should be made to drive one.

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  31. Anonymous

    November 2nd, 2012

    Throw in a few Volts and Leafs for good measure.

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  32. GM Car Of The Future

    November 2nd, 2012

    * crickets *

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  33. Teacheru

    November 3rd, 2012

    Moonbat cars.

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