Home - by BigFurHat - November 1, 2012 - 17:30 America/New_York - 44 Comments
Printboy sends this in. Printboy is now banned for 3 weeks.
November 1st, 2012
The Japanese called. They said “We got hit by two nukes. What is your excuse?”
Gimp master piece theatre was brought to you by a grant from Chernobyl Electric, “Keeping you warm and twisted.”
This is the job for that kid from that 3rd debate meme who majored in ‘art.’
Being banned for three weeks is not severe enough punishment!
Wow, so full of meaning. Can I get a season pass?
How much did we (taxpayers) pay for this? I think I prefer to fund Big Bird and NPR…
Printboy sends this in. Printboy is now banned for 3 weeks
Just 3 weeks? I think this is worth more.
Cher sure can play that cane, can’t she?
Banned? He should be executed!
French Canadians. I hate fucking French Canadians.
Why do performance artists always forget to wear their pants?
Must be full of meaning when you know what it means!
Was hoping for a metallic appendage impaling accident.
Woo Hoo! Free gummint money. I’m going to buy a video camera, and hire three homeless crack heads.
I’m full of inspiration and creativity. Not to mention, cough syrup.
That’s why all white people are going to hell.
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
I kinda liked it. And it’s time for my meds now – win, win.
Major Mal function
No doubt done with government tax dollars Euros.
Can we all bring down the system by continually applying for grants for all manner of subjects and if any of us win just deliver a jar of pee containing a Koran.
The NEA needs to be shut down.
bill voting for mitt romney
Lesson of the day:
Never let a Liberal get a hold of shiny metal objects.
Shouldn’t they all be wearing straight jackets?
Stranded in Sonoma
Just so you know, this is from Arte, a joint German and French TV network. (Does that make it Franco-Prussian?)
Anyway, it’s all You’re-A-Peein’ and I doubt any U.S./NEA dollars were wasted. As for the French and the neo-Germans, I’m sure they consider this “culture.”
Punishment for Printboy should be to tie him to a chair, glue his eyes open, and play this video on repeat for 3 weeks. That’ll teach his @$$ not to send us more French culture. Turn the volume up to 100% as well.
Been done – and much better…
Just a regular weekend in Barney Franks’ basement.
One minute and 17 seconds of sheer torture for me. WTF! is right!
Once you have discovered the name of this performance, you realize the shear brilliance.
BETTER OFF DEAD.
Carlos The Jackal
OK, I get that it’s interpretive dance, but WTF is it interpreting?
Bet that one dude would make one hell of a coat checker…..
I’m certain that guy is very used to banging on inanimate objects. It’s a good thing for the future of the human race.
I always thought there was something funny about Printboy.
My worst fears have been confirmed.
Banish him! While there’s still time!
Uhmmm… Where to begin? Apparently Printboy is a flaming douche with a curb feeler on his dick.
Subjecting others to this should result in a lifetime ban.
Chuck U Farley
Back in the day, Art meant to create something beautiful & inspiring.
Now, Art is somehow supposed to ‘provoke’.
It only provokes me to turn away from it.
The only reason it has any success is that you & I fund it against our will. How ‘effed up is that?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
They missed a bet by not setting this video to Chuck Berry’s “My Dingaling.”
Crashing boor. Bore. Whatever.
Woulda been hilarious were the crip on crutches to have miscalculated the bar by about 6 inches and knocked himself out.
So, that was in front of a live audience? People actually carved out some time from their lives and spent money to watch that?
I wonder what Michelangelo or George Washington would have thought about this.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
OK first of all…
Eh. What’s the point. *shrugs*
and yet no one can figure out why France or the EU is crashing.
November 2nd, 2012
I thought I was watching my own home movies.
That was Obama’s art czar.
The whole troop is replacing his cabinet if he is reelected.
Wait..that is his cabinet.
Is this what they call “Circus Porn”?
Now all it needs is a crucifix in a jar of urine and we’re all set.
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