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NEA Grants Gone Wild

Home - by - November 1, 2012 - 17:30 America/New_York - 44 Comments

Printboy sends this in. Printboy is now banned for 3 weeks.

 

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  1. Kermit

    November 1st, 2012

    The Japanese called. They said “We got hit by two nukes. What is your excuse?”

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  2. Piker

    November 1st, 2012

    Gimp master piece theatre was brought to you by a grant from Chernobyl Electric, “Keeping you warm and twisted.”

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  3. Carlsonal

    November 1st, 2012

    This is the job for that kid from that 3rd debate meme who majored in ‘art.’

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  4. joe6pak

    November 1st, 2012

    Being banned for three weeks is not severe enough punishment!

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  5. Kirk

    November 1st, 2012

    Wow, so full of meaning. Can I get a season pass?
    How much did we (taxpayers) pay for this? I think I prefer to fund Big Bird and NPR…

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  6. KMM

    November 1st, 2012

    Printboy sends this in. Printboy is now banned for 3 weeks

    Just 3 weeks? I think this is worth more.

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  7. moarkdave

    November 1st, 2012

    Cher sure can play that cane, can’t she?

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  8. Navy Squid

    November 1st, 2012

    Banned? He should be executed!

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  9. ChiefIllinicake

    November 1st, 2012

    French Canadians. I hate fucking French Canadians.

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  10. Papadoc

    November 1st, 2012

    Why do performance artists always forget to wear their pants?

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  11. redwagyu

    November 1st, 2012

    Must be full of meaning when you know what it means!

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  12. dba_vagabond_trader

    November 1st, 2012

    Was hoping for a metallic appendage impaling accident.

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  13. cfm990

    November 1st, 2012

    Woo Hoo! Free gummint money. I’m going to buy a video camera, and hire three homeless crack heads.
    I’m full of inspiration and creativity. Not to mention, cough syrup.

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  14. Moe tom

    November 1st, 2012

    That’s why all white people are going to hell.

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  15. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    November 1st, 2012

    I kinda liked it. And it’s time for my meds now – win, win.

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  16. Major Mal function

    November 1st, 2012

    No doubt done with government tax dollars Euros.

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  17. Mr. Happy

    November 1st, 2012

    Can we all bring down the system by continually applying for grants for all manner of subjects and if any of us win just deliver a jar of pee containing a Koran.
    The NEA needs to be shut down.

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  18. tellin ya

    November 1st, 2012

     
  19. super toe

    November 1st, 2012

    Lesson of the day:
    Never let a Liberal get a hold of shiny metal objects.

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  20. conservative cowgirl

    November 1st, 2012

    Shouldn’t they all be wearing straight jackets?

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  21. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 1st, 2012

    Just so you know, this is from Arte, a joint German and French TV network. (Does that make it Franco-Prussian?)

    Anyway, it’s all You’re-A-Peein’ and I doubt any U.S./NEA dollars were wasted. As for the French and the neo-Germans, I’m sure they consider this “culture.”

    Punishment for Printboy should be to tie him to a chair, glue his eyes open, and play this video on repeat for 3 weeks. That’ll teach his @$$ not to send us more French culture. Turn the volume up to 100% as well.

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  22. Jim

    November 1st, 2012

    Been done – and much better…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB1z2USriZs
    .

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  23. John

    November 1st, 2012

    Just a regular weekend in Barney Franks’ basement.

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  24. Goldenfoxx

    November 1st, 2012

    One minute and 17 seconds of sheer torture for me. WTF! is right!

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  25. Bad Brad

    November 1st, 2012

    Once you have discovered the name of this performance, you realize the shear brilliance.

    BETTER OFF DEAD.

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  26. Carlos The Jackal

    November 1st, 2012

    OK, I get that it’s interpretive dance, but WTF is it interpreting?

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  27. pissedpatriot30

    November 1st, 2012

    Bet that one dude would make one hell of a coat checker…..

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  28. Poonces

    November 1st, 2012

    I’m certain that guy is very used to banging on inanimate objects. It’s a good thing for the future of the human race.

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  29. norman einstein

    November 1st, 2012

    I always thought there was something funny about Printboy.
    My worst fears have been confirmed.

    Banish him! While there’s still time!

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  30. giamby

    November 1st, 2012

    Uhmmm… Where to begin? Apparently Printboy is a flaming douche with a curb feeler on his dick.

    Subjecting others to this should result in a lifetime ban.

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  31. Chuck U Farley

    November 1st, 2012

    Back in the day, Art meant to create something beautiful & inspiring.

    Now, Art is somehow supposed to ‘provoke’.

    It only provokes me to turn away from it.

    The only reason it has any success is that you & I fund it against our will. How ‘effed up is that?

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  32. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 1st, 2012

    Queers.

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  33. Carlos The Jackal

    November 1st, 2012

    They missed a bet by not setting this video to Chuck Berry’s “My Dingaling.”

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  34. JPK

    November 1st, 2012

    Crashing boor. Bore. Whatever.

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  35. old_oaks

    November 1st, 2012

    Woulda been hilarious were the crip on crutches to have miscalculated the bar by about 6 inches and knocked himself out.

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  36. even steven

    November 1st, 2012

    So, that was in front of a live audience? People actually carved out some time from their lives and spent money to watch that?

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  37. mizdoolally

    November 1st, 2012

    I wonder what Michelangelo or George Washington would have thought about this.

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  38. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    November 1st, 2012

    OK first of all…
    Eh. What’s the point. *shrugs*

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  39. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    and yet no one can figure out why France or the EU is crashing.

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  40. chundog

    November 2nd, 2012

    I thought I was watching my own home movies.

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  41. Ten Megaton

    November 2nd, 2012

    That was Obama’s art czar.

    The whole troop is replacing his cabinet if he is reelected.

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  42. Ten Megaton

    November 2nd, 2012

    Wait..that is his cabinet.

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  43. Hybrid Lemon

    November 2nd, 2012

    Is this what they call “Circus Porn”?

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  44. GregMan

    November 2nd, 2012

    Now all it needs is a crucifix in a jar of urine and we’re all set.

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