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Faith Grammer, the daughter of Kelsey Grammer, scored an ultra-exclusive invitation to the Playboy Mansion’s annual Halloween party all at the tender age of three months old. Because the Playboy Mansion, paragon of all that is good and pure and decent, is a perfectly acceptable place to bring your newborn.

Grammer (dressed as Dracula) brough his latest May-December wife Kayte (dressed a witch) and their daughter along to the party because they ”do not have a nanny or a trusted baby-sitter at this time, so Faith goes everywhere with us,” according to a statement Grammer gave to USA Today.

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  1. Johnny Freedom

    November 1st, 2012

    Well since he’s a conservative I’ll give him a total free pass. Yep, hypocritical and I don’t care; he’s on our team. :)

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  2. Ricky

    November 1st, 2012

    Damn, that has got to be the luckiest little boy in the world..spending Halloween with hot women who cater to his every cry..how awesome is that?

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  3. Ricky

    November 1st, 2012

    I was talking about Kelsey..

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  4. old_oaks

    November 1st, 2012

    No different than taking the kid to Wal*Mart, I suppose.

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  5. KarenInNewHaven

    November 1st, 2012

    Their business, not my business. Just fodder for gossips.

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  6. eternal cracker p

    November 1st, 2012

    I don’t see what’s so bad about it, not like the kid was drinking liquors and smoking sagrits. Even if all the hoes were butt naked doing coke off each others nipples, viewing such activity at the age of 3 months not much harm will come of it, by age 3 months and 1 day it will be forgotten about… I agree it’s not “right” on any regular basis, but 1 day of playboy is probably better than all 3 months under Obama.

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  7. Edith McCrotch

    November 1st, 2012

    Please…get some friends with babies so the rest of us won’t have to ooohhh and ahhhh and PUKE while you change the kids’ diaper on MY LIVINGROOM FLOOR!!!

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  8. Unruly Refugee

    November 1st, 2012

    I’ll bet every one of those pretty gals got to hold the kid too. Hope he has some pics for when he gets old enough to appreciate it.

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  9. hanoverfist

    November 1st, 2012

    Looks like she took a left cross to the nose in a bar fight.
    Just sayin.

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  10. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 1st, 2012

    Got milk? Belch!

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  11. Unruly Refugee

    November 1st, 2012

    Oh, the kid was a girl.
    Never mind.

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  12. Anonymous

    November 1st, 2012

    Kid’s in titty heaven. Got milk?

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  13. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 1st, 2012

    Was it an open titty bar?

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  14. hanoverfist

    November 1st, 2012

    Free range titty bar

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  15. Bad Brad

    November 1st, 2012

    O/T, Damn Freeman, Halloween is over. Please change that Avatar. I haven’t been eating ever since you put that thing up. I’m losing weight, down to 270 lbs. Please tell me that’s not you.

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  16. Menderman

    November 1st, 2012

    Is there any reason I should give a damn about this?

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  17. Carlos The Jackal

    November 1st, 2012

    OK, who is May and who is December?

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  18. Metprof

    November 1st, 2012

    Nice nose.

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  19. Carlos The Jackal

    November 1st, 2012

    If that womans face were 3 feet longer she’d look like SJ Parker.

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  20. Tony R

    November 1st, 2012

    Does Kelsey have a huge head or does the chick with the crooked nose have a tiny head? Or both??

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  21. Ricky

    November 1st, 2012

    to those who have mentioned free milk and titty bar..once these broads get a boob job..the milk goes away, the nipples get surgically reattached.. then..when they get knocked up…the kid is bottle fed and has health problems the rest of it’s life..

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  22. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 2nd, 2012

    Bad Brad, no, not me.

    It is Gov. Christie.

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  23. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 2nd, 2012

    It was

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  24. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    November 2nd, 2012

    Daughter? Ewww

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  25. Major Mal function

    November 2nd, 2012

    The real House of Horrors for a 3 month old: all those magnificent udders and not a drop to drink.

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  26. AnusPresley

    November 2nd, 2012

    Scrambled eggs all over my face

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  27. MsMossberg

    November 2nd, 2012

    If Kelsey were a liberal, taking the baby would be way too uber-cool.

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  28. LadyGun12

    November 2nd, 2012

    Kelsey has been married to some real knockouts. Better luck next time, because she ain’t one of them.

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  29. tucsondon

    November 2nd, 2012

    Either his head is the size of a county fair winning pumpkin or hers is the size of a grapefruit. Which is it?

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  30. Corona

    November 2nd, 2012

    Kelseys’ head IS big. I met him once.

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