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  1. Kool Aid

    November 1st, 2012

    you will eat this crap sandwich I have forced you to and you will like it…now smile for the camera so I can head off to my Big Mac!

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  2. Moe tom

    November 1st, 2012

    Ain’t you a pretty little motherfu*ker, Who’s yer Daddy, Is he here?

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  3. cfm990

    November 1st, 2012

    Feel the indoctrination flowing into your mind.

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  4. pissedpatriot30

    November 1st, 2012

    See Latron, not all big ladies have titts, it’s okay, eat your 1 and a half orange slices…..

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  5. Corky

    November 1st, 2012

    Don’t you even mention my top doesn’t match my pants. I am fashion personified.

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  6. Corky

    November 1st, 2012

    Yes, you WILL phone bank for Obama.

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 1st, 2012

    ♪♫ Looking back on when I,
    Was a little nappy headed boy.
    ♪♫

    Me, too!

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  8. Ricky

    November 1st, 2012

    If Momma Sasquatch had a son, instead of 2 Sasquatch daughters.. he’d look just like you.

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  9. Unslung Hero

    November 1st, 2012

    May allah bless you and you become a liar and traitor!!

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  10. pissedpatriot30

    November 1st, 2012

    The First Lady forgot she was wearing her super anti American Velcro glove and was stuck to D’Sqaurius for 20 minutes before SS wrestled him to the ground; later apologizing for spilling his wood chip granola bar and his peas…. The First Lady was not harmed.

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  11. Stranded in Sonoma

    November 1st, 2012

    Does this mean you’re a Vulcan?

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  12. Unruly Refugee

    November 1st, 2012

    Be thankful you’re not white; I’d twist your head off and shit down your neck for sassing me.

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  13. Carlos The Jackal

    November 1st, 2012

    Spocks gonna be pissed when he finds out there’s a Wookie mind-meld too!

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  14. Ricky

    November 1st, 2012

    Always check for Velcro stuck to the ceiling..that way you won’t become a pinata for the Mexican kids.

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  15. Bullman

    November 1st, 2012

    I baptize thee in the name of big government, lifelong entitlements and perpetual race card outrage.

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  16. dtm

    November 1st, 2012

    Now, L’Showon, if you don’t give me three bucks Barack is gonna eat your dog!

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  17. Ernst1776

    November 1st, 2012

    Duck, Duck… Moose

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  18. Unneutral

    November 1st, 2012

    Honey, with that kind of BS, you’re gonna be a fine Democrat some day.

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  19. FRED SMITH

    November 1st, 2012

    IF i HAD a SON HE’D JUST LIKE YOU.

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  20. Tim

    November 1st, 2012

    I rub yo head fo good luck in the cummin lection!

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  21. Unruly Refugee

    November 1st, 2012

    Now hurry up and finish your rice cake Punjaba, there’s a bus waiting to take us all to vote.

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  22. Chuck U Farley

    November 1st, 2012

    “The power of Obama compels you! Heal!”

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  23. Tim

    November 1st, 2012

    Damn, yu a cute lil muthafukkah!

    Some greens an taters an yo’d go down real good!

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  24. Bayouwulf

    November 1st, 2012

    Let me hold dem french fries for ya.

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  25. Jethro

    November 1st, 2012

    Now gimme that snickers! I saw you put it in your mouf a second ago…

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  26. FreedomCat

    November 1st, 2012

    That little girl sitting behind her does not look happy with the view! Who dresses this thing anyway?

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  27. Edith McCrotch

    November 1st, 2012

    “Oh shit ya know what? I forgot that I had velcro sewn into my hand.”

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  28. Buffalobob

    November 1st, 2012

    If you don’t eat that crap, I’ll have the muskrat on my head eat it for you.

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  29. Joe

    November 1st, 2012

    Getcher hand off my head and your hogbreath smells!

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  30. Edith McCrotch

    November 1st, 2012

    sorry PP30..I didn’t see your comment.

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  31. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 1st, 2012

    What a cute little Brillohead you are!

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  32. Edith McCrotch

    November 1st, 2012

    “I can do this to you but if a white first lady did it she would be racist.”

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  33. LyleLovett666

    November 1st, 2012

    Eat it or it’s off to the reeducation camp.

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  34. 66chevelle

    November 1st, 2012

    “Ohhhh…YOUR name is Harlequin. I thought you were callin’ ME a Harlequin. My bad.”

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  35. dude

    November 1st, 2012

    So this is what a real man feels like. It has been a while.

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  36. GI-had Joe

    November 1st, 2012

    Hey you little fucker…I’m gonna tear off your head and shit down your throat if you don’t vote for Pimp Daddy. Got it?

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  37. old_oaks

    November 1st, 2012

    I’m crushing your head!

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  38. old_oaks

    November 1st, 2012

    See Tyrone, this is how Democrats work, WE SUCK YOUR BRAIN!

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  39. espie

    November 1st, 2012

    AAAAAughh! My Eyes!!

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  40. old_oaks

    November 1st, 2012

    I didn’t wipe.

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  41. chiefillinicake

    November 1st, 2012

    Nappy…NICE!

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  42. Chip Kale

    November 1st, 2012

    “Look. I hate you and you hate me. So just shut up and eat those kale chips so I can get out of here, OK?”

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  43. Dano

    November 1st, 2012

    Why, YOU seem more interested in me than Barack!

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  44. lanse42

    November 1st, 2012

    BRAINS!!!

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  45. onetermer

    November 1st, 2012

    This is how tall Barack was when he first read the Communist Manifesto.

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  46. eternal cracker p

    November 1st, 2012

    “If I looked any less than like a giraffe, you’d be staring at cleavage right now.”

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  47. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    You know you don’t need ID to vote right?

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  48. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    I’m only going to tell you 1 time, shut up, eat the shit I recommend and smile for the camera while eating the shit.

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  49. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    So you think I have a ghetto booty, here let me rip your skull off and shit down your neck.

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  50. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Now Jawaun, I don’t care what your parents taught you, if the union teacher says 2+2 =8 votes, then hes’ right.

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  51. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    If you study hard and drink the presidents koolaid, you’ll grow up to be a fine civil rights activists one day.

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  52. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Barack blesses you and may peace be upon you, in the the name of Barack…amen

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  53. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Thats right Tywaun, you yell racism if you don’t get what you want.

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  54. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Now remember, make sure your parents are sound asleep before you steal their credit card and make a campaign donation.

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  55. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    How wonderful, you’ve already earned your Acorn patch? The Ghetto scouts was Baracks best contribution to america, in no time you’ll have your SEIU patch.

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  56. mizdoolally

    November 1st, 2012

    You know, that is technically battery.

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  57. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    and if you kiss Sasha on the bus again I’ll personally scalp you with my own claws.

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  58. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    You want to be president one day too, just goes to show you anyone can be president, my husband pulled it off.

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  59. Browns44

    November 1st, 2012

    For the sake of the kids sitting behind her, I hope it’s a school for the blind.

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  60. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    No you don’t have to work hard to make it in america, because america owes you, heck you don’t even have to study and we’ll push you to the front of the line in front of people who did study and worked hard.

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  61. Argus

    November 1st, 2012

    “I like you! You’re black!”

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  62. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Now when I stand up, you tell everyone “it was you who farted”.

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  63. Bad Brad

    November 1st, 2012

    That feels just like Barack’s ass. Except no corn or nuts.

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  64. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Now when you get older, I want you to impregnate as many dumb white girls as you can, we need the dumb vote.

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  65. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    You black panther cubs are the cutest.

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  66. I'm Your Huckleberry

    November 1st, 2012

    ..”get your paws off of me, you damned dirty ape”

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  67. reddecaesari

    November 1st, 2012

    lavon jackson, second grader, is hoping to have that growth on his head removed soon.

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  68. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Thats right, you talk to as many of your elders as you can and tell them why they should vote for Barack.

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  69. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Don’t worry Latrell, the 16 trillion debt is for the working class.

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  70. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Of course Jesus was black, and now the messiahs the president too!

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  71. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Now remember school is for hanging out, and the free lunches, sports is what you need to focus on.

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  72. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    You tell mommy not to worry, if Barack gets re-elected, she’ll get her free phone, EBT, cable, housing, utilities and medical all paid for.

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  73. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Of course we hate the jews, and your little jew girlfriend sitting next to you, we just need their vote.

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  74. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    You ask anymore questions about the Libyan embassy incident and I’ll ram your head into this table kid.

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  75. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Yes, we had a wonderful time on our 16 paid for by taxpayer vacations…thank you for caring and asking.

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  76. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Yes, I am finally proud to be an american, and after you live off of the crackers your entire life you will be too!

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  77. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    No, sit your ass back down Tyrone until you get the Barack song right, I don’t care if you do piss your pants.

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  78. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    You are correct Lamont, we still have slave labor in america, but now its called the working class.

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  79. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    November 1st, 2012

    She’s about to pick him up by the head and throw him across the room like Predator. o_O

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  80. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    It looks like you were only hit twice in the head by stray bullets, more proof Barack supporting gun control in Chicago works.

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  81. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Baracks looking foward to your support and vote on Nov the 6th.

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  82. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    The east coast floods, no, I think he’s golfing today.

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  83. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Barack doesn’t know who his baby daddy is either.

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  84. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    How cute is that? Barack was born in Kenya too!

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  85. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Thats right, you have memorized the liberal motto and mantra very well, everythings free in life.

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  86. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    I think I see the problem, let me screw your head to the left.

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  87. ACME avatar tester

    November 1st, 2012

    Watch out kid. She can palm a watermelon, sit on it, and spit out the seeds.

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  88. Nutjob

    November 1st, 2012

    Thats right, every bad decision you make in life is George Bushs fault.

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  89. Ten Megaton

    November 2nd, 2012

    Eat it goddamn it. I grew it myself.

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  90. Alxandro

    November 2nd, 2012

    “You gonna eat that?”

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  91. WhiteFalcon1

    November 2nd, 2012

    “hey lil’ boy….want some cannndddy???”

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  92. Montjoie

    November 2nd, 2012

    M’ngalnik, glotchjka bdo kaaahn souo. (“This one’s meat will bob nicely in the soup.”)

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  93. sTevo

    November 2nd, 2012

    Is this a religious ceremony?

    When this kid grows up he is gonna be pissed that the wookie fondled his head.

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  94. aussiedog

    November 2nd, 2012

    eat your veggies so you can grow to be just like THE ONE!

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  95. The Doktor

    November 2nd, 2012

    “Ya little bastid! I’m gonna teach you to HATE WHITEY!!”

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  96. Quagmire

    November 2nd, 2012

    Due to Mrs. Obama’s reduced calorie count lunch menu at the nation’s schools; Michelle had to hold up little Dewayne’s head as she spoke to him. Dewayne is suffering from severe malnutrition and in his weakened state, he was still able to mumble out a response to the First Lady, “I will tell my parents to vote for Barry.”

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  97. DJ JR

    November 2nd, 2012

    “May you never have to work another day in this sooon to be Muslim country of yours.. Death to America…ooooooh nice crayons.”

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  98. Quagmire

    November 2nd, 2012

    When the First Lady asked little Deshaun whom he wanted to win the presidential election, Deshaun replied, “Governor Romney”. Outraged, Michelle grabbed the boy by the head and through clenched teeth, growled, “I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!”. Deshaun retorted, defiantly, “At least you would get ample protein for your breakfast; unlike us kids due to your poopy-pants health initiative”.

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  99. Mz McHorsey

    November 2nd, 2012

    Bet the Wookie cut the cheese BIG TIME leaning over like that…poor little kids, gassed at such tender ages…..

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  100. kvn

    November 2nd, 2012

    I took many multi-million dollar vacations and you have the privilege of paying over $140,000 for them if you can find job that pays better than $60,000 a year.

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  101. Tim

    November 2nd, 2012

    Damn! I bet Barry could get it up for you!

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