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you will eat this crap sandwich I have forced you to and you will like it…now smile for the camera so I can head off to my Big Mac!

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Feel the indoctrination flowing into your mind.

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See Latron, not all big ladies have titts, it’s okay, eat your 1 and a half orange slices…..

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♪♫ Looking back on when I,
Was a little nappy headed boy. ♪♫

Me, too!

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May allah bless you and you become a liar and traitor!!

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Does this mean you’re a Vulcan?

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Spocks gonna be pissed when he finds out there’s a Wookie mind-meld too!

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Always check for Velcro stuck to the ceiling..that way you won’t become a pinata for the Mexican kids.

+4

Duck, Duck… Moose

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Honey, with that kind of BS, you’re gonna be a fine Democrat some day.

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IF i HAD a SON HE’D JUST LIKE YOU.

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I rub yo head fo good luck in the cummin lection!

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Now hurry up and finish your rice cake Punjaba, there’s a bus waiting to take us all to vote.

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“The power of Obama compels you! Heal!”

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Damn, yu a cute lil muthafukkah!

Some greens an taters an yo’d go down real good!

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Let me hold dem french fries for ya.

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Now gimme that snickers! I saw you put it in your mouf a second ago…

+5

That little girl sitting behind her does not look happy with the view! Who dresses this thing anyway?

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“Oh shit ya know what? I forgot that I had velcro sewn into my hand.”

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If you don’t eat that crap, I’ll have the muskrat on my head eat it for you.

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Getcher hand off my head and your hogbreath smells!

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sorry PP30..I didn’t see your comment.

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What a cute little Brillohead you are!

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“I can do this to you but if a white first lady did it she would be racist.”

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Eat it or it’s off to the reeducation camp.

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“Ohhhh…YOUR name is Harlequin. I thought you were callin’ ME a Harlequin. My bad.”

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So this is what a real man feels like. It has been a while.

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Hey you little fucker…I’m gonna tear off your head and shit down your throat if you don’t vote for Pimp Daddy. Got it?

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I’m crushing your head!

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See Tyrone, this is how Democrats work, WE SUCK YOUR BRAIN!

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AAAAAughh! My Eyes!!

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I didn’t wipe.

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Nappy…NICE!

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“Look. I hate you and you hate me. So just shut up and eat those kale chips so I can get out of here, OK?”

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Why, YOU seem more interested in me than Barack!

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BRAINS!!!

+3

This is how tall Barack was when he first read the Communist Manifesto.

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“If I looked any less than like a giraffe, you’d be staring at cleavage right now.”

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You know you don’t need ID to vote right?

+6

I’m only going to tell you 1 time, shut up, eat the shit I recommend and smile for the camera while eating the shit.

+3

So you think I have a ghetto booty, here let me rip your skull off and shit down your neck.

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Now Jawaun, I don’t care what your parents taught you, if the union teacher says 2+2 =8 votes, then hes’ right.

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If you study hard and drink the presidents koolaid, you’ll grow up to be a fine civil rights activists one day.

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Barack blesses you and may peace be upon you, in the the name of Barack…amen

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Thats right Tywaun, you yell racism if you don’t get what you want.

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Now remember, make sure your parents are sound asleep before you steal their credit card and make a campaign donation.

+2

How wonderful, you’ve already earned your Acorn patch? The Ghetto scouts was Baracks best contribution to america, in no time you’ll have your SEIU patch.

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You know, that is technically battery.

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and if you kiss Sasha on the bus again I’ll personally scalp you with my own claws.

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You want to be president one day too, just goes to show you anyone can be president, my husband pulled it off.

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For the sake of the kids sitting behind her, I hope it’s a school for the blind.

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No you don’t have to work hard to make it in america, because america owes you, heck you don’t even have to study and we’ll push you to the front of the line in front of people who did study and worked hard.

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“I like you! You’re black!”

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Now when I stand up, you tell everyone “it was you who farted”.

+1

That feels just like Barack’s ass. Except no corn or nuts.

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Now when you get older, I want you to impregnate as many dumb white girls as you can, we need the dumb vote.

+8

You black panther cubs are the cutest.

+4

..”get your paws off of me, you damned dirty ape”

+5

lavon jackson, second grader, is hoping to have that growth on his head removed soon.

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Thats right, you talk to as many of your elders as you can and tell them why they should vote for Barack.

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Don’t worry Latrell, the 16 trillion debt is for the working class.

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Of course Jesus was black, and now the messiahs the president too!

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Now remember school is for hanging out, and the free lunches, sports is what you need to focus on.

+2

You tell mommy not to worry, if Barack gets re-elected, she’ll get her free phone, EBT, cable, housing, utilities and medical all paid for.

+2

Of course we hate the jews, and your little jew girlfriend sitting next to you, we just need their vote.

+1

You ask anymore questions about the Libyan embassy incident and I’ll ram your head into this table kid.

+2

Yes, we had a wonderful time on our 16 paid for by taxpayer vacations…thank you for caring and asking.

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Yes, I am finally proud to be an american, and after you live off of the crackers your entire life you will be too!

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No, sit your ass back down Tyrone until you get the Barack song right, I don’t care if you do piss your pants.

+3

You are correct Lamont, we still have slave labor in america, but now its called the working class.

+5

She’s about to pick him up by the head and throw him across the room like Predator. o_O

+3

It looks like you were only hit twice in the head by stray bullets, more proof Barack supporting gun control in Chicago works.

+4

Baracks looking foward to your support and vote on Nov the 6th.

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The east coast floods, no, I think he’s golfing today.

+3

Barack doesn’t know who his baby daddy is either.

+4

How cute is that? Barack was born in Kenya too!

+3

Thats right, you have memorized the liberal motto and mantra very well, everythings free in life.

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I think I see the problem, let me screw your head to the left.

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Watch out kid. She can palm a watermelon, sit on it, and spit out the seeds.

+3

Thats right, every bad decision you make in life is George Bushs fault.

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Eat it goddamn it. I grew it myself.

+4

“You gonna eat that?”

+3

“hey lil’ boy….want some cannndddy???”

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M’ngalnik, glotchjka bdo kaaahn souo. (“This one’s meat will bob nicely in the soup.”)

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Is this a religious ceremony?

When this kid grows up he is gonna be pissed that the wookie fondled his head.

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eat your veggies so you can grow to be just like THE ONE!

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“Ya little bastid! I’m gonna teach you to HATE WHITEY!!”

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Due to Mrs. Obama’s reduced calorie count lunch menu at the nation’s schools; Michelle had to hold up little Dewayne’s head as she spoke to him. Dewayne is suffering from severe malnutrition and in his weakened state, he was still able to mumble out a response to the First Lady, “I will tell my parents to vote for Barry.”

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“May you never have to work another day in this sooon to be Muslim country of yours.. Death to America…ooooooh nice crayons.”

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When the First Lady asked little Deshaun whom he wanted to win the presidential election, Deshaun replied, “Governor Romney”. Outraged, Michelle grabbed the boy by the head and through clenched teeth, growled, “I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!”. Deshaun retorted, defiantly, “At least you would get ample protein for your breakfast; unlike us kids due to your poopy-pants health initiative”.

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Bet the Wookie cut the cheese BIG TIME leaning over like that…poor little kids, gassed at such tender ages…..

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I took many multi-million dollar vacations and you have the privilege of paying over $140,000 for them if you can find job that pays better than $60,000 a year.

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Damn! I bet Barry could get it up for you!

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