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Washington—The threat of Hurricane Sandy has forced the Obama campaign to move its lying efforts from states in the path of the storm to others beyond the hurricanes reach.
Starting today, the President’s campaign began reallocating lies originally intended for Virginia to other swing states such as Ohio and Wisconsin, the campaign confirmed today.

“An emergency situation like this really tests how good your ground game is,” said Obama adviser David Axelrod. “Fortunately, we have liars in all fifty seven states.”

But even as the Obama campaign expressed outward confidence about its ability to maintain an uninterrupted flow of whoppers, some Democrats privately feared that a major power outage could disrupt its ability to lie, distort, and exaggerate in the crucial days ahead.

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  1. Tim

    October 31st, 2012

    Surely the socialists haven’t run out of lies?

    Say it ain’t so!

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  2. RANDO

    October 31st, 2012

    Well done, DMF!

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  3. Bad Brad

    October 31st, 2012

    I saw this ass bite on Morning Joe this morning. He almost looked giddy. I imagine it’s because Sandy diverted the attention away from Libya. Let’s hope somebody can refocus the attention back on Libya real fast. Also there are reports circulating that the C 130′s have been grounded because Barry thought it would be a good idea to furnish the Rebels with Stinger Missiles.

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  4. Mimsey

    October 31st, 2012

    No David, you have liars in all 57 states. Go ask you esteemed leader, Barak.

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  5. Mimsey

    October 31st, 2012

    Apologize. Read it wrong.

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  6. Stirrin the B.S.

    October 31st, 2012

    Neither snow nor rain nor floods nor gloom of power outages stays these liars from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

    Go postal on these criminals on November 6th, America, go postal.

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  7. davey b

    October 31st, 2012

    what? they’re finally honest about allthe lying? LIARS!

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  8. Unneutral

    October 31st, 2012

    Too bad there isn’t a Pinocchio award for Obama, it would outshine his Nobel Peace Prize.

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  9. Moe tom

    October 31st, 2012

     
  10. anonymoose

    October 31st, 2012

    I’ve lied in 57 states in this campaign…just a few more to go!!!

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  11. Bad Brad

    October 31st, 2012

    Moe tom, The links not working, but if it’s about Ham I think I read this. There saying he was not arrested, but was forced to step down for trying to disobey orders from his commander. I read this morning that there’s an Admiral that was just forced out too. No explanations. Something really weird is going on.

    It’s currently the third article down.

    http://www.blackfive.net/
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  12. Moe tom

    October 31st, 2012

    Bad Brad. It may have been taken down. It says that General Carter Ham was arresed and relieved of command, by his 2nd in Command, for refusing to “stand down” as ordered by Panetta.
    Outrageous shit. I sent it to IOTW. Perhaps it may show up.

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  13. Bad Brad

    October 31st, 2012

    Tom, Check out the stuff on the Admiral at the link above too. I wonder if there was ever a time when we have had a General and an Admiral relieved from duty at the same time.

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  14. Bad Brad

    October 31st, 2012

     
  15. [...] In San Francisco: The San Francisco Examiner’s (the Examiner is nationally published) list of the most-important things that were covered yesterday: Featured are the tens of thousands of people and their bonfires who took to the streets last night as the Giants won the World Series of Baseball. Sandy Forces Obama to Shift Lying to Other States [...]

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