Home - by Cardigan - October 30, 2012 - 19:00 America/New_York - 29 Comments
October 30th, 2012
But is it the right color?
I'm Your Huckleberry
Actually, it looks more like Cousin Itt’s car.
Would a butt print in mid coitus still show on the hood? Would you want it to?
It looks like a hamster or a gerbil.
I don’t think BFH would be caught dead in that.
Besides, it looks more like Ace’s “wookie car.”
He has a fleet. Here is his van:
I hear it has a mirrored ceiling and a disco ball in it…
(Mr. Pinko didn’t tell me that)
As that picked up water it may slow down your forward momentum.
I’d believe its fur’s if it had a set of truck nuts – big brassy ones.
Ah, moving target practice for hunters.
Moochelle Obama’s Wookiemobile!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Naw, I’m thinkin’ the Big Fur Roach Coach in the background whose inventory has just tripled in value post Sandy…
What else would you do when your ex keeps scrawling “cheater” and “deadbeat” in your Audi?
How do you get the squashed bugs out of that fur? Shampoo?
Perfect car if you don’t mind every cat in the neighborhood sleeping on your hood.
For Sale – Excel-lint condition, low pile-age, paws-itraction, rug-ged…
Shaggin Wagon Redux?
I don’t know fur, judging by how most of the feminazis look, this could be their “lady parts mobile”.
I’m thinking the guy is really going bald, hence the need for the shapka / ushanka or whatever the neo-commies call them. They are warm. Car’s don’t need warmth, so I say this is a fake designed to attract google SEO points.
OMG NH Services stands for New Hair Services, advertized to grow hair on a cue ball. Apparently it works, I can’t believe you guys haven’t seen the late night commercials. Sarc
October 31st, 2012
Clever way to hide unlawful Bigfoot roadkill.
I was thinking more of the van in Dumb and Dumber. Why would anyone do that to an Audi convertible?
Mendleman needed a front view of the
Dumb and Dumber van.
Try Parking that baby in Detroit.
Considring the way that cars are built nowadays,
you realize, don’t you, that when it rains, that
car will collapse under its own weight. Seriously.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
One Hairy Ride
November 1st, 2012
Park that car on a street in Harlem and
expect it to be there when you get back.
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