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Avengers Director Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney in Spoof Political Ad
When it comes to choosing a presidential candidate, you have to think of what they’ll bring to the table. And if it’s a zombie apocalypse you want, then you should vote for Mitt Romney, according to filmmaker Joss Whedon.
The Avengers director released a spoof video endorsing the Republican candidate, saying, “Like a lot of liberal Americans, I was excited when Barack Obama took office four years ago. But it’s a very different world now, and Mitt Romney is a very different candidate.”
Why is he different, you ask?
Whedon says Romney is, “one with the vision and determination to cut through business-as-usual politics and finally put this country back on the path to the zombie apocalypse.”
He adds that Mitt’s election would “guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting—all crucial elements in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland.”
Whedon on Romney <—in case the video doesn’t show up. I am having trouble posting it.
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It’s amazing such a creative guy like Whedon would submit to liberal hive mentality like the Borg (oops! mixing my sci fi references!) Well, Joss Whedon is a 青蛙操的流氓 (9) and needs to spend more time with Jayne.
Shepherd Book once said to me, “If you can’t do something smart, do something right.”
dba_vagabond_trader
October 29th, 2012
He adds that Mitt’s election would “guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting—all crucial elements in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland.”
Welp Josh you apparently didn’t notice we already have the poverty and unemployment with 46 million on food stamps.You also left out polar bears clean air and H2O we eeeevil Rs want to eliminate.
The mind of a libral.
CrustyB
October 29th, 2012
This isn’t the first time Joss Whedon has exposed himself as a leftist asshole.
“In this day and age, some networks would be incredibly skittish because the people who oppose a woman’s right to choose are very vocal and kind of creepy.” -Joss Whedon on Buffy getting an abortion
http://geekout.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/17/whats-next-for-joss-whedon/
Ferny
October 29th, 2012
Been following Adam (Jayne) for quite some time. One of the first folks I started following, in fact. Good move on my part.
Jack Daniels
October 29th, 2012
It’s funny because firefly is all about the underdogs taking on big government and staying off the goram grid!
Then again, sounds like he sold out to the alliance!
Carlos The Jackal
October 29th, 2012
The premise of Firefly was th adventures of these characters after their rebellion against a totalitarian empire was lost.
One would think Mr. Whedon would be on our side.
BTW, all the zombies I’ve seen so far are domocrats.
Stranded in Sonoma
October 29th, 2012
Democrats have been zombies for a long time.
Plain Jane
October 29th, 2012
He’s overcompensating for Loki’s total resemblance to Obummer.
even steven
October 29th, 2012
Yawn… another lisping, Hollyweird fu@#stick.
Johnny Freedom
October 29th, 2012
I’ll take a zombie apocalypse over another four years of Obama any day.
Death_By_Farts
October 29th, 2012
Fine Josh, if you’re so liberal. Let’s take 90 percent of your earnings, valuables and posessions, and re-distribute it to the “zombies” which you speak. What party would you support then?
Death_By_Farts
October 29th, 2012
So one more Hollywood douche who hates capitolism even though they wouldnt be rich without it comes out and throws his support for a Democrat…YAWN
Jerry Manderin
October 29th, 2012
Soooooooo original.
Diann
October 29th, 2012
I think somebody needs Buffy to kick every square inch of his ass.
Ohio Dan
October 29th, 2012
Rupert Murdock needs to start another Hollywood. Call it Realitywood or something.
simply enraged
October 29th, 2012
A “zombie apocalypse” may be just what this country needs.
Stranded in Sonoma
October 29th, 2012
Question: Since Hollywood types support 0bama and his anti-capitalist socialist redistribution of property, why is there a warning against unauthorized distribution of their movies?
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
October 29th, 2012
Zombies exist to feed on brains. Liberals like Whedon have no worries.
Tim
October 29th, 2012
“Apocalypse” is the Greek word for “revelation” …
so he’s babbling about a “zombie revelation?”
What can the zombies possibly reveal to us?
WTF?
grayjohn
October 29th, 2012
SO glad I don’t waste money on movies
Since I stopped watching them no one has insulted my intelligence, or mocked my beliefs, or made me want to puke, except Obama.
grayjohn
October 29th, 2012
Hmmm is this a tv series? Don’t waste time on tv.
Don’t even own one anymore
AbigailAdams
October 30th, 2012
Let’s see if I got this right: An actor who got lucky off the talents his mommy and daddy endowed him with, who made so much money he can’t remember what it’s like to really want for anything, who apparently thinks his continuing employment is conditioned on acceptance by other actors who share the same basic circumstances, is telling people who aren’t actors that Mitt Romney is a terrible human being, despite having no knowledge of anything but acting? Is that about right?
This is one time I can say, “Nothing to see here, move along folks.” without sarcasm.