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Flowers For Men

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  1. Joe

    October 29th, 2012

    Yum! Yum! Spread those slices out, wipe them with peanut butter, roll them back up, stick a toothpick to hold together, bake until done, and you’ve scored a homerun!

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  2. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 29th, 2012

    YES! I’ll take 3 dozen please.

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  3. Moxie Man

    October 29th, 2012

    Mmmmm, goes perfectly with Duff beer.

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 29th, 2012

    Send them as a condolence bouquet to Major Hasan when the court gives him life in front of the firing squad.

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  5. I Luv Bacon

    October 29th, 2012

    I would give a bouquet of shit on a stick to barry’the butcher of benghazi’ sotero.

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  6. hanoverfist

    October 29th, 2012

    Are they wraped around scallops?

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  7. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 29th, 2012

    Flowers by the pound

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  8. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 29th, 2012

    A meat Bouquet with a wonderful Bouquet.

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  9. willy blue

    October 29th, 2012

    enough already, having bacon flavored toothpaste is the limit for me………

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  10. srdem65

    October 29th, 2012

    The flowers look good, but what’s that crappy green stuff?
    Now if you stick the flowers on a Slim Jim, surround it with potato chips and stick it on top of a six-pack, that’s a man’s bouquet.

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  11. Plain Jane

    October 29th, 2012

    Couple of pieces of cooked bacon snipped into a pan of scrambled eggs with cheese….heavenly way to eat the eggs.

    Gonna make some deviled eggs with snipped, cooked bacon and see what DH thinks. The pictured “roses” nestled between the the eggs would probably make a great presentation.

    Wonder what Moo would think.

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  12. Snowball the Sourpuss

    October 29th, 2012

    @Plain Jane – If you served that in a bacon bra a man would think he’d died and gone to heaven!

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  13. Plain Jane

    October 29th, 2012

    Snowball,

    Will give it a try. Sounds interesting.

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  14. Edith McCrotch

    October 29th, 2012

    Oh honey you shouldn’t have, I mean (crunch) it’s just so (munch) mlovery.

    Ahm so (crunch…chew…crunch) muhsprised…ahnd ah kund (munch,munch chew munch) bereef yud (munch chew munch munch) er sar motfurl…ar ruf ew erry munch munch chewmunchmunch….

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  15. kvn

    October 29th, 2012

    Wake up and smell the flowers?

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  16. LibertyMark

    October 29th, 2012

    Flowers for him?! Hell, flowers for that Mooselem family who moved in down the street!

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  17. Death_By_Farts

    October 29th, 2012

    Mmm….bacon. What first inspired the creation of my screen name…

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  18. Tim

    October 29th, 2012

    That’s just so sweet it almost brought a tear to my eye …

    almost

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  19. Bob M.

    October 29th, 2012

    My FAVORITE flavor! :lol:

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  20. Anne

    October 29th, 2012

    Jane, bacon strips and dill and American cheese and Miracle Whip on egg salad make for a yummy sandwich, too, and try the egg salad with sliced green olives, instead of with onion or celery. Peanut butter, bacon and Hellman’s mayonaise on whole wheat bread are yummy, too. And what would macaroni and cheese be without crumbled bacon bits, too?

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  21. Stache

    October 30th, 2012

    My cousin just sent me this recipe,
    http://simply-delicious.co.za/2012/08/28/beer-bacon-mac-n-cheese/#

    -if the link works, 200c is 392f

    must be a bacon-y morning.

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