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LOL
Best part was at the very end with the last player.

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These guys are hilarious, and poke fun at racial issues. They have another one on U Tube where they are both being sold as slaves. They really take the seriousness out of the topic, something the Libs would ahbor because it doesn’t perpetuate the attitude….

+8

That is hillarious. But is it racist? Cause if it be racist I don’t want nottin to do with it, and it ain’t hillarious no more, see? mofukbar murdaqur, tite end, Georgetown University.

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My sides hurt. LOL!

+5

I laughed until I cried

+5

freaking hilarious.

and ending with byu.
oh man.

+5

“Dan Smith, BYU.” Oh man – I was believing in that piece until they went over the top with “Dan Smith, BYU.”

+8

In tha PAC 12, the easiest way to pick the winner before the game is to choose the team whose starting line-up had the most players that made bail.

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They should have kept it more “real” and have them list their skools like in the real world.

A lot of players today are not afraid to mention their “high skool” skillz cause dey never got to college!

I love the only one that was truthful list his “prison creds” as his skillz!

More than half of the NFL players have police records and the last minute shuffles every year before pre-season kicks off must keep the NFL’s office of parole VERY busy!!!

LOL

+2

I really enjoy these guy’s skits.

I will remember this routine the next time listening the real live college football commentators.

+3

Barackaronius D’Ellobamatreoniux, Yale Law

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I didn’t see the Comedy Central logo and was two minutes into the bit before I realized it was a comedy piece, not a legitimate segment.

Do dat make me a ray-siss?

+5

In 1999 a local (totally white) Christian college played in the NCAA III championship against a school that had these types of academically-challenged players, future pros recruited specifically to play football. (Even their coach looked like a gangster.) The white boys beat the holy crap out of them and were polite while doing it, even helping their opposition up after tackling them

http://www.plu.edu/scene/issue/2000/spring/sports.html

+2

L’Carpetron! Hahahaha!!!

+1

Omg…..peeing and lmao.

+2

That’s NOT realistic – I COULD pronounce all those!!!

Ok… maybe just Dan Smith’s…

+3

Where are the twins? LaMonjelo and Oranjelo?

+3

My kids showed this to me last week. They laughed at all the stupid names and I laughed hardest at Dan Smith – BYU.

+2

DAT SHIT AINT FUNNY!!! YOUS A RACISS MOFO!!!

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Halfway through the first lineup is where I caught the joke. Not slow, they’s real soundin in Texas

+2

When I was at UT Austin in the ’70s, there were three guys on the football team named Johnny Jones. Johnny “Lam” Jones was from “Lam”pasas, Johnny “Ham” Jones was from “Ham”ilton, and Johnny “Jam” Jones–well, I don’t know where he was from. I guess he didn’t want to be left out.

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Best football name I have run across: Whitney Mercilus.

+1

I dunno, Wyatt. Plaxico is pretty hard to beat.

+1

Now that was funny.

+1

Every one ‘cept da last one wuz re-crooted cuz they could outrun da po-lice carryin’ a portable t.v

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