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Finally, the billy club-toting New Black Panther Party may have some backup in ensuring that Barack Obama wins a second term.  Why? Because it looks like a few Somali pirates may have managed to sneak past Janet Napolitano and are now in Ohio to assist the Democrats in moving America “Forward.”

Allegedly, volunteer poll workers in the Buckeye state reported seeing “van loads of Ohio residents born in Somalia” being ferried in to vote early.  Once at the polls, in lieu of Republican translators and UN poll watchers, the Democrats themselves were providing Somali/Arabic translation.  Seems the Obama campaign is getting out the vote by teaching Somali immigrants the ins and outs of the voting process.

Witnesses at the Columbus, Ohio Morse Road polling center reported Somalis arriving in buses, being handed a slate card, and being told by helpful Democrats to vote “brown,” for Senator Sherrod Brown (D-Ohio), all the way down the card.

On Ohio’s website, the Somali Community Association lists the following facts: 45,000 Somalis live in Ohio; 99.9 percent are Muslim; 40 percent have become U.S. citizens; and 57 percent are eligible to become U.S. citizens, emphasis on the “eligible” part.

Ohio law does require voters to provide proof of citizenship by presenting a utility bill or writing down a Social Security or driver’s license number and then checking a box. However, other than those three items, there is no other way to verify that the person doing the voting is a bona fide citizen of the United States.  Moreover, most poll workers tend to just take voters at their word.

Matt McClellan, press secretary for Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted, explained, “There is a process to challenge a voter’s eligibility.” One problem – “the point in time for a challenge to be brought ended mid October” – too late!   According to Mr. McClellan, up until mid October “a poll worker could challenge a voter if they had questions as to whether or not they were registered or eligible to vote.”  However, if Democrats choose to forego raising the eligibility issue with, let’s say, busloads of Somali voters, then any illegal Somali votes will still be counted on Election Day.

Nonetheless, being a global citizen and all, regardless of the ensuing crisis Barack Obama has consistently attempted to maintain a spirit of camaraderie with the Muslim world, and that world includes Somalia.

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  1. Claudia

    October 29th, 2012

    I live in Minnesota where Al Franken and the Ds stole the election and gave the buffoon the Senator-ship. Then in 2010 the Ds stole the Governorship for the least liked state Senator, Mark Dayton.

    Hell, yeah; I’m fearful of the Ds stealing the election for Obama. I’ve been praying VERY hard.

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  2. Billy Fuster

    October 29th, 2012

    Obama can ONLY win by FRAUD. If he does do you have the balls to NOT pay INCOME TAX?

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  3. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    October 29th, 2012

    Barometer reading:

    My local (Ohio) bank’s ATM has a Somali language option.

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  4. Death_By_Farts

    October 29th, 2012

    These “busloads” need to be picked up by freight chinook helicopters…And dropped into the grand canyon.

    Can you image the sound that would make?

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  5. IMPEACH Obama

    October 29th, 2012

    Or we could impeach him BEFORE the election. Would waiting make it less messy?

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  6. dba_vagabond_trader

    October 29th, 2012

    Are Somali pirates voting in Ohio?

    Sure they are, probably the dead ones too. :evil:

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  7. ICook2

    October 29th, 2012

    I first read about van-loads of Somalia’s voting in Columbus on Saturday. I forwarded the article that evening to Jon Husted with information about voter intimidation at the Morse Rd polling center. Here is the link to the article:
    http://www.humanevents.com/2012/10/26/is-voter-fraud-being-committed-in-ohio/

    Obama can only win Ohio by cheating. From van loads of Somalia’s, to nursing home aids bringing mentally handicapped adults to *vote*, to food tents serving free food across the street from polling centers with Obama/Biden signs–we have it all! It’s up to Ohio residents to be watchful and report, report, report when they see or hear about cheating!

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  8. dba_vagabond_trader

    October 29th, 2012

    Video anything that looks fishy and report to, oh, nevermind.

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  9. Death_By_Farts

    October 29th, 2012

    @Icook,

    Obama may very well carry Ohio due to mass voter fraud…However, if Romney can carry Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, or Michigan…Romney won’t need Ohio, and the results of Obama’s voter fraud will be an EPIC FAIL.

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  10. Rick

    October 29th, 2012

    How the blue fuck did we wind up with 45,000 Somalis in Ohio??

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  11. jwm

    October 29th, 2012

    @ Rick:
    Ohio had a vermin shortage. They needed to import a new strain of more virulent, hostile, and less culturally familiar strain that would better resist assimilation.

    JWM

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  12. get it

    October 29th, 2012

    Voter ID should have been for whites only.
    By including blacks,liberals made them a victim.
    ACLU stopped voter ID.
    Blacks are less than 12% of the population
    Half of that 12% are in jail.
    Once your state has voter ID. it can be changed to include blacks later on.
    White liberals are the real cheaters.

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  13. Anonymous

    October 29th, 2012

    I wonder how 45,000 Somalies decided to move to OHIO? A key state in any election.
    Hint: it wasn’t Karl Rove.

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  14. that's all she wrote

    October 29th, 2012

    “How the blue fuck did we wind up with 45,000 Somalis in Ohio??”

    the office at the united nations that declares refugee status is fully staffed with muzzies

    they’re being deployed here – clintons ceded that pwoer to the un when they were pResidents

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  15. Andy

    November 4th, 2012

    Hey these Somalis fled their country to avoid persecution. They came here to make a better for themselves. They come to America see hateful people like yourselves and guess who you guys are likely voting for…. So of course they’re not going to vote for the same person you were.
    Would you vote with someone that said this type of stuff about you? And I quote “@ Rick:
    Ohio had a vermin shortage. They needed to import a new strain of more virulent, hostile, and less culturally familiar strain that would better resist assimilation.”

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