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In lieu of dinner, Obama gives woman ‘a birthday hug and kiss’
President Obama made a supporter’s birthday when he visited the restaurant where she was having lunch in New Hampshire this afternoon.
From the pool report:
Joanne, whose birthday it is today, was at the next table. She’s been trying to win a dinner with Obama through the campaign donation contest. Instead, Obama offered “a birthday hug and kiss.”
Zonga
October 28th, 2012
whay hasn’t jug ears been arrested yet?
aleon
October 28th, 2012
Obama can kiss my a$$.
MaryfromMarin
October 28th, 2012
What a great birthday gift–the chance of getting a communicable disease.
Unneutral
October 28th, 2012
Why would he buy dinner for a stranger, he doesn’t even pay his own bills at restaurants.
Mark Zist
October 28th, 2012
She should have asked for her 3 dollars back.
Jethro
October 28th, 2012
If it was a guy would he have given a “bump and grind”?
Kermit
October 28th, 2012
Foolish woman, when he hugs you, he is going for your wallet.
Racist
October 28th, 2012
That’s better than what I got. I turned 40 at midnight last night and 45 minutes later I got a $215 ticket from a dickhead cop for having an expired NC inspection sticker… after the asshole had me sitting on the side of the road for 30 Effing minutes waiting for “backup” because his GD printer cartridge was empty and he couldn’t get the ticket to print properly!!!
Being 40 sucks so far. Aside from spending as much time with my kids as possible, I hope the 2nd half of my life goes quicker than the first half. I’ve had enough of this shitty world!
Happy Falkan Birthday 2 me!!!
MaryfromMarin
October 28th, 2012
@Racist–
Happy Birthday (all things considered). I promise, being 40 is not so bad, even with the downer beginning you experienced.
General Ripper
October 28th, 2012
Racist – regardless of the uncalled-for shitty treatment by the power-mad asshole jackbooted thug cop, happy birthday!
I had a similar experience happen to me back in Fla. Florida vehicle registration stickers expire on your birthday. My birthday happened to fall on a long holiday weekend. I was literally pulling into the DMV parking lot at Port St Lucie (aka the Pizzle Fo Shizzle), when a female black cop stopped me for the expired sticker on my license plate.
I had my checkbook in hand, the renewal papers filled out, and showed them to her, ‘splaining I was going inside to handle my reg renewal. I drive a bigass Ford diesel pickup and her attitude made it clear she was profiling me as an exploitive white male debbil.
She was reaching for her ticket book when an older male cop walking by pulled her aside and told her to cut me some slack. She backtalked him and then said she was going to also bust me for tinted windows, saying she had her tintmeter ready to go. He “remonstrated” with her and a minute later she walked up to me and threw my shit in my face and said go in and renew your license and reg and she’d be waiting outside to verify it.
Stupid bitch, I had a John Ringo book with me and time to kill so I let one person after another get in line in front of me. Two hours later I left, happy as a clam.
If these nitpicking LEO drones were doing their jobs instead of going after law-abiding citizens, Port St Lucie wouldnt have so much crime and wouldnt be known as the Grow-House Capital Of America.
Chuck U Farley
October 28th, 2012
Why, she was at the very next table! Wow, what a coincidence! And on her birthday!
Gee, how special!
…how phuckin’ contrived can you get?
k r p
October 28th, 2012
wow, halle berry goes by joanne, now?
mossberg12gal
October 28th, 2012
the old “bait and switch” play again, just like he did on America, last election!
moarkdave
October 28th, 2012
@Chuck U Farley — yeah most of his stops are so contrived and make believe that it is almost funny.
Happy Birthday Racist! 40 is still young, your old enough to know what you want to do and young enough to do most of them.
Sorry about the cop, they seem to be on bigger power trips now days. Here the local governments are needing more money, so the cops are stepping up their ticket writing. They go after whatever gets more money for the budgets and less interest on real crime.
Debbie
October 28th, 2012
Happy birthday, Racist. I sadly agree–I’m 53 and looking back on how shitty the last 4 years have been for me, I’m also glad I’m on the ‘back nine.’
Chuck U Farley
October 28th, 2012
@Racist – buckle up your chinstrap & call me in 20 years. 40 is a great time of life.
Like Bette Davis said, “Gettin’ old ain’t no place for sissies”.
Carlos The Jackal
October 28th, 2012
Happy Birthday, Racist! If you can still make it outta bed in the morning relatively pain-free, you’re ahead of the game!
Racist
October 29th, 2012
Hey Thanks guys. It turned out to be a relatively decent day after that, about on par with the disappointing way the rest of my life has been going lately, so I guess I should be happy that it wasn’t an unmitigated obama… At least my wife made me a nice dinner and cake! As for waking up pain free? Not a chance in hell. In fact I haven’t been able to actually sleep in my bed for over a year. If I sleep in my recliner for no more than 2 or 3 hrs at a time, I don’t hurt so bad. But if I lie down on a bed and try to sleep all night… I wake up as stiff above and below the waist as I am… Well, not “All” of me is old and decrepit and feeling useless. Which is ironic because he’s the one part of me that really is “used less” these days, but that’s another issue entirely!!!
Patricia
October 29th, 2012
Wow – a kiss from “president” Traitor! I’d be running home and washing my face ASAP….
Unruly Refugee
October 29th, 2012
Yeah, her and the poor broad who Jackass Joe kissed both will need battery acid strength mouth wash if they can get to a hospital before it enters their blood stream.