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AFL-CIO offers list of union-approved Halloween candy
Halloween is less than a week away and, just in time for Americans stocking up on candy, the AFL-CIO has identified the most union-friendly candy available.
Yes, there is such a thing as union-approved candy.
“If you want your Halloween to be all treats and no tricks, make sure all your candy is union-made, made in America,” Jackie Tortora writes at the AFL-CIO’s blog, linking to Local 144’s “Buy Union Directory.”
Tortora provides a list of union-approved candy highlights from the directory including Baby Ruths, Butterfingers, Caramellos, Hershey’s Candy Corn Kisses, Hershey’s Extra Dark Chocolate bars, Hershey’s Hugs, Hershey’s Kisses, Hershey’s Nuggets, Jelly Belly candies, Kit Kats, Laffy Taffy, Mike and Ikes, Rolos, Super Ropes, Tootsie Rolls and Trolli candies.
SNIP: I’m sure we can finish the list…
Purple Job Stoppers
Sticky Fingers
Bit O Money
Dumb-Dumbs
Scummy Bears
Pay Raisonettes
Zero Bar
even steven
October 27th, 2012
Bilky Way
super toe
October 27th, 2012
Good N’ Empty
Unruly Refugee
October 27th, 2012
Extra Dark Kiss-my-asses
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
Butter Heads
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
Three MilitaryQueers
(is that too homophobic?)
OzarksAbe
October 27th, 2012
Jaw breakers
moarkdave
October 27th, 2012
Hmmm I do not see M&M/Mars/Snickers on there. Well, I know which ones that I will support more often than Hershey’s. If the unions want me to support their operations, I will be damned sure that I do the opposite.
moarkdave
October 27th, 2012
100 Grand Kick Back Bar
Debbie
October 27th, 2012
Oh Bama Bars
Debbie
October 27th, 2012
Reggie’s Milky Way
Jerry Manderin
October 27th, 2012
Chewy Nougat Scab Bashers
moarkdave
October 27th, 2012
Payday (without working) Bar
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
Not all of Hersheys plants in the US are union.
moarkdave
October 27th, 2012
SEIUittles – Taste the rainbow!
moarkdave
October 27th, 2012
Swizzlers
Unruly Refugee
October 27th, 2012
Almond Joy’s got nuts, libs don’t
Debbie
October 27th, 2012
Charleston Screw
OzarksAbe
October 27th, 2012
Hoffa Pieces
moarkdave
October 27th, 2012
York Steal from the Mint Peppermint Patties
OzarksAbe
October 27th, 2012
Middlefinger
Debbie
October 27th, 2012
Eye Candy
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
for all of you Raaaaaaaaaaaaasists…
Sniggers
Unruly Refugee
October 27th, 2012
Skittles Wild Barry, “taste the rainbow”
Debbie
October 27th, 2012
100,000,000,000,000 Grand Bar
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
Everlasting Job Stoppers
Jethro
October 27th, 2012
Notice Mars brand candies are not on the list. Mars is a family run corporation and (as far as I can tell) anti union.
Chalupa
October 27th, 2012
Three Mosqueteers
mkultra
October 27th, 2012
Barack’s Fudge Pack
OzarksAbe
October 27th, 2012
Airheads
Bad Brad
October 27th, 2012
Good and Plenty of union dues bitches. All going to Barry.
Debbie
October 27th, 2012
Moose Munch
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
Bit-O-Bullshit
Unruly Refugee
October 27th, 2012
Chunky Ass
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
Skuttles
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
Twinks
OzarksAbe
October 27th, 2012
Poop rocks
Gosh this is fun!
Jethro
October 27th, 2012
Fleece’s Peanut Butter Cups
Debbie
October 27th, 2012
Candy Crowley Canes
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
Mr. Akbar
Jethro
October 27th, 2012
Jaw Breakers (union thugs)
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
Dork Peppermint Pattie
Unruly Refugee
October 27th, 2012
Bazooka Joe Biden Poly-grip Gum
Jethro
October 27th, 2012
Lifewasters
Chalupa
October 27th, 2012
5th Amendment Avenue
Chalupa
October 27th, 2012
Baby Ruthless
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
Oh Barry!
mkultra
October 27th, 2012
100 GRAFT Bar
Chalupa
October 27th, 2012
Milk Dud Companies
Jethro
October 27th, 2012
Airheads (union dupes)
Chalupa
October 27th, 2012
Treasonets
Jethro
October 27th, 2012
(I’ll take a break) Now and Later…
Chalupa
October 27th, 2012
Necro Wafers
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
Chocolate Babies
(no need to change that!)
Chalupa
October 27th, 2012
Mike And Dykes
OzarksAbe
October 27th, 2012
Bammy’s Sugar Daddy
Chuck U Farley
October 27th, 2012
How about cereal?
‘Fruit Loops’ comes to mind
Bad Brad
October 27th, 2012
Tootsie Roll some more money to Barry.
mkultra
October 27th, 2012
Payday Loan Bar
Unruly Refugee
October 27th, 2012
not even a little Bit-O-Money
Bad Brad
October 27th, 2012
Candy, hey Moose already ate that, Corn.
Chalupa
October 27th, 2012
Assault Water Taffy
Unruly Refugee
October 27th, 2012
Gay-Lay Chewing Candy
made by
President Candy Mfg. Corp.
(Only had to change the first letter in all that)
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
NEA AssKissers
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
Butt Bar
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
Cracker Jerks
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
Candy Porn
OzarksAbe
October 27th, 2012
Mentos illness
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
Barney Franks Fudge Roll
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
Joe Bidens
Goober
OzarksAbe
October 27th, 2012
Trick or treat, or I’ll Fastbreak your legs.
Stirrin the B.S.
October 27th, 2012
5th Avenue Shake Down
Stirrin the B.S.
October 27th, 2012
Bubba’s Roooth
Stirrin the B.S.
October 27th, 2012
Junior’s Mint
Jethro
October 27th, 2012
Trumka Bar – I’d prefer to seem him BEHIND BARS!
OzarksAbe
October 27th, 2012
Stickyfingers
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
I am having 2 lines, one for Obama voting parents kids and one for Romneys.
Romneys line will have the normal treats given out at the FreeHouse, but the Obama line will have rice cakes and the like, and when that line runs out of stuff they will have to take something from the other kids in that line.
Jethro
October 27th, 2012
S&M’s
Stirrin the B.S.
October 27th, 2012
BeTwixt and Between
Stirrin the B.S.
October 27th, 2012
Goo Goo Clusterf*ck
Debbie
October 27th, 2012
Susan Rice Krispy Ambassador Bars
Stirrin the B.S.
October 27th, 2012
Mr. Hood(lum) Bar
OzarksAbe
October 27th, 2012
Biden’s favorite; Whoppers
Edith McCrotch
October 27th, 2012
Bottle Cap in Yo’ Ass
even steven
October 27th, 2012
Jolly Mobsters
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
Ben Gayzi
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
Worthlessers Unorginal
even steven
October 27th, 2012
Ju Ju Goons
Claudia
October 28th, 2012
7th Ave Shakedown
Ten Megaton
October 28th, 2012
Moonbat pies
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Jew jew voters.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Allmen joy
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Heeshees transvestite bars.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Demmie worms (like gummy worms but slimier)
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
tootsie holes
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Bubbalicious, left wing gum made by the Clintons.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Juicey fruit gum, sponsored by the DNC.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Twits, the chocolate covered for left handed people.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Rollover, the chocolate covered caramel candy escpecially made vote for dead democratic voters.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Life takers, the official candy of Obamacare.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Wortherless, the coffee flavored hardy candy preferred by occupoopers.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Lawbreakers, the unconstituntional hard candy prefered by progs and libs.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Hubba Bubba blowing gum, personally endorsed by Monica Screwinski.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Goobers and gaffes, celebrity endorsed by Joe Biden.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Mounds of Debt bar, personally endorsed by OBama.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Payday, the first of the month bar endorsed by 47% of unemployed Obama voters.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
The Zero bar, official sponsor of the occupoopers.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
The Wankerbar, endorsed by losers everywhere in america.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Jerk Peppermint panties, sponsored by Sandra Fluke.
Nutjob
October 28th, 2012
Cow Tales, the official candy of Michelle Obama.
dapenguin
October 28th, 2012
Butt Or Finger
dapenguin
October 28th, 2012
Hershey Hiway
dapenguin
October 28th, 2012
No trip to Mars
dapenguin
October 28th, 2012
Zig Zag Nut
dapenguin
October 28th, 2012
Mary Janes
dapenguin
October 28th, 2012
Enema M’s
dapenguin
October 28th, 2012
Black Cow
dapenguin
October 28th, 2012
Mike and Dyke
dapenguin
October 28th, 2012
gumi obama phones
even steven
October 28th, 2012
Sweat Tards
Shawn
October 28th, 2012
Sounds like it’s going to be a Reese’s Halloween in our house this year!
Major Mal function
October 28th, 2012
Three Mobsterteers
Major Mal function
October 28th, 2012
(Under the Table) Payday
Major Mal function
October 28th, 2012
Nutty Butt Buddy – The official candy ass bar of the Obama Administration
Major Mal function
October 28th, 2012
S & Ms – No lefty is disciplined enough to eat just one.
Dr. Tar
October 28th, 2012
Chisellers
Dr. Tar
October 28th, 2012
Dwicks
Dr. Tar
October 28th, 2012
Warfleds
Dr. Tar
October 28th, 2012
AllMan Joy
Carlos The Jackal
October 28th, 2012
Thanks for the list of candy I won’t buy.