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Home - by - October 26, 2012 - 15:32 America/New_York - 62 Comments

Seriously – try it.

These were my first tries-

baeacj Ibana

Baeack Ivana

barack inava

Then I got the hang of it -

Frickin Knobnibbler

Ne’er do well

Punk Faggot

» 62 Comments

  1. Walta

    October 26th, 2012

    Leading while taking it up the Behind

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  2. Anonymous

    October 26th, 2012

    psychopathic lying piece of pig shit

    Hmmm….guess I’d better have my keyboard looked at.

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  3. pissedpatriot30

    October 26th, 2012

    b abbebb butt fmal-[-= fudger

    ba barely o ao o OBEISANT

    ahhhhh dlwua f u q it…….

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  4. dude

    October 26th, 2012

    sdfasdjklfhewuyhfp9ew2yhfrpiouerwhdfvkijchdwerpvgh9uwerhgfvuiherdl vhudwefrhvp9wer3wer39vhcp9ewrhdv ghwer3gfvf389wergfvqweljsdakljfgklsdej;lkgfjls;de;jfg;lksjd;lkgfjklsadjgflksdajgfkldsajgfklasjdglkfjsdalkgfjlksdajfgoi34juiotfrgjerwqifguj-]9e2wjvgfdreirj(sorry I was using my head while pounding it on my keyboard)

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  5. persecutor

    October 26th, 2012

    I also got “icehole”

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  6. Tim

    October 26th, 2012

    Weird.

    When I did it I got:

    “Evil Incarnate” and
    “Hateful Socialist” and
    “Murderous Dog”

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  7. Chuck O

    October 26th, 2012

    Show me the recount.

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  8. norman einstein

    October 26th, 2012

    captainwantstowaterski

    WTF?

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  9. Chuck O

    October 26th, 2012

    $5.5 trillion, those of you at IOTW didn’t build that. I did.

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  10. michellesbigbeaver

    October 26th, 2012

    cunthole?? weird…..

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  11. Loretta in Indiana

    October 26th, 2012

    Major piece of Muslim Dog shit — I’ve been saying it out loud and in my dreams as well

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  12. 4inchtoenails

    October 26th, 2012

    I just keep getting an error message…

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  13. ruble

    October 26th, 2012

    I kept coming up with butt muncher.

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  14. IronyCurtain

    October 26th, 2012

    I got “gaYmarXist.” Hmmm.

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  15. Stirrin the B.S.

    October 26th, 2012

    Oneandone

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  16. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    October 26th, 2012

    Barack Obama With Your Eyes Closed.

    I did it! lol.

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  17. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    October 26th, 2012

    booboo smellfinger

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  18. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    October 26th, 2012

    princess buttercup

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  19. dude

    October 26th, 2012

    presidentmittromney

    presidentmittromney

    presidentmittromney

    presidentmittromney

    presidentmittromney

    presidentmittromney

    I give up, I keep on typing the same thing over and over again. I guess I am not very good…….

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  20. Horrorman18

    October 26th, 2012

    Bapactaurbago

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  21. Horrorman18

    October 26th, 2012

    alinskydna

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  22. Jethro

    October 26th, 2012

    fRankMashaLldaVisJr

    Well I’ll be….

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  23. aleon

    October 26th, 2012

    Just proves a point. Obama was elected while everyone had their eyes closed and consequently no body got it right.

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  24. Jethro

    October 26th, 2012

    fRankMasharLldaVisJr

    No mistake.

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  25. Horrorman18

    October 26th, 2012

    noitubirtsider….I typed backwards

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  26. Jethro

    October 26th, 2012

    fRankMarshaLldaVisJr

    Damn!

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  27. Barf O'BiteMe

    October 26th, 2012

    Josh Thompson – this should be the Romney camppaign song for the next two weeks or so:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0sYnro_3Rc
    .

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  28. reddecaesari

    October 26th, 2012

    fake

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  29. eternal cracker p

    October 26th, 2012

    impeachable.

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  30. Piker

    October 26th, 2012

    manhole cover
    knob gobbler
    rectal fissure

    damn it! I give up…

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  31. Commissar M

    October 26th, 2012

    Pole smoking, coke snorting fascist.

    Huh, weird!

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  32. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    October 26th, 2012

    “Paul is dead.”

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  33. kono

    October 26th, 2012

    onebigassmistakeamerica

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  34. Toaster

    October 26th, 2012

    Hmmm, I got…

    Коммунистической подставной организацией

    http://translation.babylon.com/russian/to-english/#

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  35. super toe

    October 26th, 2012

    empty chair

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  36. I Luv Bacon

    October 26th, 2012

    Commie FuckFace.

    No spellcheck needed.

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  37. Browns44

    October 26th, 2012

    I cant do type his name with my eyes open! Resulting PROJECTILE REGURGITATION clogs up my keyboard.

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  38. Jerry Manderin

    October 26th, 2012

    Bsr sj insns

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  39. Troy

    October 26th, 2012

    rachaelmaddowscrewingsandrafluke :O

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  40. Aunt Liz

    October 26th, 2012

    Fudge Packer

    Sand Bagger

    Nero

    Itsallaboutme

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  41. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 26th, 2012

    Thank you, @Troy. I was just reading the comments, laughing, having a good time, then you commented. And I threw up.

    Maybe Grayscape would be interested to watch, or join in. I just think I’ll be projectile vomiting for a while.

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  42. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 26th, 2012

    fdrsfifthterm

    carterssecondterm

    usaisterminal

    Uh, oh. I didn’t that would happen.

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  43. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 26th, 2012

    …didn’t KNOW that…

    ARRRRGGGHHHH!

    iwantapreviewbuttononiotw.com

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  44. cfm990

    October 26th, 2012

    I got, Captain Howdy.

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  45. Tracy

    October 26th, 2012

    buttockial recipient

    ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!

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  46. norman einstein

    October 26th, 2012

    manscountrypasswordplease

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  47. Menderman

    October 26th, 2012

    ǝdıʍssɐ ƃuıʞɔnɟ

    Hmm, that was odd..let me try again…

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  48. Menderman

    October 26th, 2012

    ǝɟıʍ ɐ ɹoɟ ɥɔʇıq ssɐ ʇɐɟ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ǝdıʍssɐ ƃuıʞɔnɟ

    Hey! This s fun!

    one more time…

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  49. Menderman

    October 26th, 2012

    qɐɹɹɐɔʞ ɥnssǝıu oqɐɯɐ

    I need a beer….

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  50. Slanted Pole

    October 26th, 2012

    Why do you want to denigrate the Punk Faggots with TFG?

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  51. Poonces

    October 26th, 2012

    gastro-intestinal splatter spray.

    O.k. it’s a synonym. Somehow I just forgot how to spell his name….

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  52. Tiger Eyes

    October 26th, 2012

    FBarackke Ocheet

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  53. MaryfromMarin

    October 26th, 2012

    Judas Iscariot.

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  54. Horrorman18

    October 26th, 2012

    @cfm
    Nice Exorcist ref!!!….and very appropriate!

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  55. Weldor

    October 26th, 2012

    Ahole licking bag sniffer.

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  56. Roadmaster

    October 26th, 2012

    Tea bagger

    That can’t be right! Oh, wait…..

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  57. even steven

    October 27th, 2012

    Shiteatingdogfucker

    Wow, that’s not even the right number of letters or anything. Amazing!

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  58. Nutjob

    October 27th, 2012

    This is quite odd, happens every time

    “I see dead people…….voting”.

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  59. Two-Headed Snake

    October 27th, 2012

    devilTakesAshitOnAmerica

    caseforabortion

    poursometaronmeIgotdafeathers

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  60. Jullou

    October 27th, 2012

    Sunni Muslim Marxist.

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  61. Two-Headed Snake

    October 27th, 2012

    Article III, section 3

    Article III, section 3

    Article III, section 3

    looks like it’s stuck …

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  62. Two-Headed Snake

    October 27th, 2012

    barrckonthegallows

    ah, there it goes.

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