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The WORST Barack Obama campaign ad I’ve ever seen!

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ILoveBacon

 

h/t Chalupa

 

I took an aptitude test. Turns out this is my true vocation, so I’m offering my services.
Send pictures to bigfurhat.gyno.pervert@gspot.orgy   – bfh

» 32 Comments

  1. MaryfromMarin

    October 26th, 2012

    For some reason, this reminds me of a book I found, called “Be Glad You’re Neurotic”. One of the chapters was entitled “Are Your Glands on Friendly Terms?”

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  2. Bad Brad

    October 26th, 2012

    Hopefully you do hemorrhoids too. I hear there’s a bunch of pics on the way. It’s only fair.

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  3. dude

    October 26th, 2012

    Yeah, if you thing producing enough yeast to brew a keg of beer a day is normal.

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  4. Women are more than just a pretty Va-jaa-jaas

    October 26th, 2012

    Perhaps if you’re a “former” man with a newly constructed va-jaa-jaa, then you might be a candidate who’s interested.

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  5. Joy Behar

    October 26th, 2012

    Ok, here’s mine. Tell me what you think:
    http://tinyurl.com/5rsmeo8

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  6. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 27th, 2012

    It is the same for guys. My winky looked real god in my 20′s, but now it looks like a frog leg.

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  7. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 27th, 2012

    Good

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  8. Lisl

    October 27th, 2012

    WTF.

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  9. Moose

    October 27th, 2012

    Well here’s mine. Barry had nutten to do wit it.

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5e/BH_LMC.png/300px-BH_LMC.png&imgrefurl=http://en.wik
    /

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  10. Moose

    October 27th, 2012

    I hate when that happens.

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://milesmathis.com/Black.jpg&imgrefurl=http://milesmathis.com/black.html&h=300&w=375&sz=47&tbnid=e-mlM7BBB71oJM:&tbnh=94&tbnw=118&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dpictures%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bblack%2Bhole%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=pictures+of+the+black+hole&usg=__tqWhxvFLyQs9cHRqrITIkpeER1s=&docid=Fb7bAA97j91PGM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=OF6LUIGmKMifiQKVs4CYAQ&sqi=2&ved=0CCoQ9QEwBA&dur=3227
    /

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  11. even steven

    October 27th, 2012

    Obama’s worried that his vagina is ugly?

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  12. Mohammed's pink swastika

    October 27th, 2012

    Bigfurhat.gyno.pervert@gspot.orgy

    Oh my f-ing lord ,that is the funniest Shit i have seen in a long time.
    Thank you, sir. I salute you.

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  13. Nutjob

    October 27th, 2012

    Maybe its the coat hangers or all of the drunken gangbanging that made it look like chopped meat flaps…..just a theory.

    I mean I’m somewhat self conscious but I don’t feel the urge to write a letter to the editor on why 1 nut is lower then the other, or why my penis orange after eating cheetohs and watching porn……they are called libtards for a reason.

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  14. Bad Brad

    October 27th, 2012

    Nutjob. You will enjoy this. It’s you dude.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5JSUUTO_9I
    /

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  15. pissedpatriot30

    October 27th, 2012

    …kinda but here goes…

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTwuCeRit44PMX-fnLzrWo9rkNNuhOGNo5t-nSZTiG2sbAhvmifDQ

    /

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  16. pissedpatriot30

    October 27th, 2012

    Fur… c’mon man… it was a fellow mammal…

    ok…. I’ll behave….

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  17. Nutjob

    October 27th, 2012

    @Bad

    I think he had me in mind when he wrote the song..LOL.

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  18. Troy

    October 27th, 2012

    Uumm…does it smell like fish?

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  19. Two-Headed Snake

    October 27th, 2012

    If you are a muslim woman and your clitoris is still intact, then the answer is NO — it is not normal for women to have a clitoris in allah’s house !!
    And it is not permitted for a muslim to drive a Vulva if the gas pedal is still intact.

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  20. xtacsgt

    October 27th, 2012

    I’m not a doctor but I’LL gladly take a look

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  21. Mohammed's pink swastika

    October 27th, 2012

    Do you think it is weird that my third testicle is bigger than the other two?

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  22. persecutor

    October 27th, 2012

    Hey Hat, under your expert guidance,I think we can set up a franchise opportunity.

    The informercial would be a hoot!

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  23. Mohammed's pink swastika

    October 27th, 2012

    @gspot.orgy…
    Dude, im still laughing about that the next day.

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  24. Aunt Liz

    October 27th, 2012

    (Spitting out my morning coffee) Thanks for the LAUGH OUT LOUD to Cardigan, Chalupa, and Big Fur Hat! This Benghazi business has me down and I needed some levity.

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  25. bitterclinger

    October 27th, 2012

    Speaking of over-stretched va-jay-jays, there’s always the ever-popular comparison of “throwing a hotdog down a hallway…”

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  26. kvn

    October 27th, 2012

    You have the ugliest vagina I’ve never seen.

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  27. Houston

    October 27th, 2012

    Yeah it sounds like an awesome job until you and the girlfriend get a little frisky on a date.

    She strips down…

    And all you can think is, “Crap, not another one…”

    You need to make sure you only see HEALTHY vajayjays. You need a partner for the sick ones. :)

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  28. *

    October 27th, 2012

    Ladies, you’re thoughts?

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  29. Anonymous

    October 27th, 2012

    @Brad, that rodeo vid was hilarious. I’m still howling!

    @pissedp30, How’d you get that shot of Moose’s hind end?

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  30. norman einstein

    October 27th, 2012

    Arggh! That Anonymous was me.
    Had to restart Firefox. D’oh!

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  31. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 27th, 2012

    A man goes to work one day and he feels great. He’s in tip-top mental shape. One of his co-workers says, “You look horrible.” But he says, “I feel great!”

    A while later another co-worker says the same thing, that he looks terrible. But he says, “I feel great!”

    When it happens a third time, he thinks he’d better go see a doctor. The doctor looks at him and says, “You look horrible.”

    “But Doc, I feel great!”

    The doctor says, “Let me check my book.” He opens a book and says, “Looks great, feels great. Nope, not it.” He turns some pages. “Looks great, feels horrible. Nope.” After another check in the book he says, “Looks horrible, feels horrible. Nope. Still not it.”

    Near the end of the book he reads, “Looks horrible, feels great. That’s it! Says here you’re a vagina.”

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  32. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    November 2nd, 2012

    Do your labia hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie ‘em in a knot?
    Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
    Can you throw ‘em over your shoulder…?

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