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One of our readers dares the libtards to mess with her signs
Okay, I am a thorn in the neighborhood libtards’ sides. I just hung this sign like a Christmas tree ornament just to annoy them. They will have to work a little harder to get this one down. heh heh. I bent the hooks on the lawn sign holder, inverted the sign, attached fishing weights to the bottom, punched airholes in the sign and then duct taped a bird feeder hook to our branch lopper, parked my son’s truck under the tree and stood in the bed and hoisted the sign onto a branch.
(I will let the reader out themselves if they wish. The sign in the tree could identify them.)
eternal cracker p
October 26th, 2012
Good work, reader! It looks like you have a nice view.. well, at least better than the flat land swath of progs in the midwest.
Sarthurk
October 26th, 2012
RIGHT ON! And don’t forget, it doesn’t take much to stump them, because they are stoopid!
Sarthurk
October 26th, 2012
And another thing. If you must retaliate, make sure you escalate first! Tit for tat goes nowhere.
Bad Brad
October 26th, 2012
Is that you CC? If it is, you forgot the empty chair hanging next to the sign. Good job though. happy hunting.
Diann
October 26th, 2012
I do not have a Romney sign in my yard. Where I live, I am in the minority. In 2008 when I voted for the lackluster Senator McCain, there was an army of Obama supporters standing on the corners around the polling place holding Obama signs attached to plywood placards. They waved their signs in my face and screamed, I mean SCREAMED hysterically about Obama. It was like a Baptist Tent Revival for the Mentally Unstable.
I have already been cautioned to be careful how open I am about my support for Romney because it could put my well being in danger. There are rumblings that the predominantly minority neighborhood about a mile away may riot if Obama loses.
This is America in 2012.
reddecaesari
October 26th, 2012
what a beautiful spot for a winning sign.
where does this lucky person live????
Jethro
October 26th, 2012
My sign says “I have a 30-06 with a night vision scope – do you feel lucky?”.
Edith McCrotch
October 26th, 2012
Put a few rounds of birdshot in their “predominantly minority” asses if they threaten you or your family and buy plenty of fire extingushers.
even steven
October 26th, 2012
Thankfully, I’m surrounded by Romney supporters. There is, however, one yard in town with a huge Obama Forward sign. The guy who lives there is a felon (a thief and a drug dealer who couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag). It’s the perfect yard for an Obama sign.
MaryfromMarin
October 26th, 2012
I know who it is! (And recommended a tiger trap underneath the sign.)
CrustyB
October 26th, 2012
Two words: Contact explosives.
SgtZim
October 26th, 2012
A couple of rubber snakes in the tree might be fun too.
Nice work!
Dano
October 26th, 2012
Go ahead. Knock it off. I dare you.
AbigailAdams
October 26th, 2012
@Mary — I know, too. We had that conversation yesterday(?)
Birdie Num Num
October 26th, 2012
I’m sure those chimps that figure out how to get to a high bunch of bananas by stacking boxes and climbing on them could get to the sign.
Obamarrhoids won’t be able to summon the intelligence to reach it.
Geoff C. The Saltine
October 26th, 2012
illustr8r. You go girl. If its you.
Bad Brad
October 26th, 2012
Diann, I hope you vote, jump in your car and get the hell out of there until the smoke clears. It’s not to hard to figure out, there’s going to be trouble. I’m headed for the local wholesale ammo store tomorrow. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Shadrach
October 26th, 2012
I just read about someone who applies Vaseline to the outer edges of their Romney/Ryan signs. Quite messy for the sign thieves.
Bad Brad
October 26th, 2012
I’m thinking 30lb test mono and some razor sharp #5 Gamukatsu fishing hooks tied to the top, back and side of the sign.
Two-Headed Snake
October 27th, 2012
Or good old fashioned fly paper — the long two-sided kind — stuck around the edges on the back. And it will hold tacks or whatever.
Come to think of it, a sticky snake trap with a snake hanging out of it ….
Two-Headed Snake
October 27th, 2012
I love the sign in the tree. It is not right that you have to have liberals around to spoil that beautiful view.
even steven
October 27th, 2012
Does anyone need a size 10 1/2 Nike shoe for the left foot? Some prog left one near my Romney sign. There’s even a foot in it.
http://www.onemananimation.com/gallery%20images/Game%20Graphics/beartrap.jpg
dba_vagabond_trader
October 27th, 2012
Wow, thought allowing my husband to slap a Romney bumpersticker on my old van was radical.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
Better than a hanging chad
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
Nice thought but they will burn the whole tree down now.
karl
October 27th, 2012
The background suggests the sign is hanging in a Romney-Free Zone.
The libs won’t bother to climb that tree unless the city threatens to cut it down.
GW Bear
October 27th, 2012
I don’t have a tree high enough.
Someone a few blocks over created a Romney/Ryan sign from sheet steel finished in ceramic paint and then welded it to a pole like they use for stop signs that is probably buried 3-4 feet deep. It can’t be ripped out or burned and the acrylic finish he put on it makes it easy to clean graffiti off. The best part is it’s the only Romney/Ryan sign on a street filled with Ohole signs.
conservative cowgirl
October 28th, 2012
We just got back from Reno, Nevada where my son and I volunteered with the Romney campaign knocking on doors and reminding people to vote for Romney. I am pleased to announce the sign I hoisted up that tree (about 22′ up) is still there! This is a record lifespan for a Romney sign here!
MaryfromMarin
October 28th, 2012
Hooray, conservative cowgirl and son!!! Hooray for your sign, and for trekking up to Reno to put boots on the ground!
conservative cowgirl
October 28th, 2012
At about 1315 hrs today, my sign is going to be 72 hrs old!
Apologies to Francis Scott Key (but I don’t think he would mind too much)
Oh, say can you see? By the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly I hung from the cypress tree’s branches.
Whose blue stripes and lead weights through the perilous night,
Out our window I watched was so gallantly hanging?
And the libtards’ mean glares, eff bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our sign was still there!
Oh, say does that Romney Ryan banner yet wave
O’er the ‘hood full of libs and our home of the brave?