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San Francisco’s New ‘Tata Massage’ Parlor Offers $350 Face Slaps
SAN FRANCISCO (CBS SF) – It’s the first massage business of its kind this side of the Pacific and it landed here in San Francisco. If it’s rest and relaxation you seek, however, prepare for a slap in the face.
No, really.
Another massage parlor in San Francisco? Ho-hum, you might think. But if you take a look at the ad for the brand new Tata Massage parlor, you might be surprised to see what it’s offering: face-slapping.
“Of course the first reaction is, ‘What? Face slapping?’” said Mawin Sombuntham, who runs the parlor with his wife, Tata.
Of course it is. That’s why the new massage parlor is also happy to advertise its license by the state of California to slap you
Bad Brad
October 26th, 2012
How much for motor boat?
John
October 26th, 2012
Is Zsa Zsa Gabor working there?
Racist
October 26th, 2012
So that’s why they opened in San Fag Sicko. Anywhere else and they’d be sued for false advertisin! I know if I walked into a place called “Tata Massage Face Slapping” and paid $350, and then got slapped in the face by the HANDS of someone’s wife whose name was Tata… I’d be pissed! I suppose the “Butt Punching” is actually just a session of getting punched in the face by Tata’s oldest son Butt!
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 26th, 2012
Can I slap myself and save the 350? Times are hard.
Stirrin the B.S.
October 27th, 2012
Can we send Oblowme there and call it bitch slapping?
Commissar M
October 27th, 2012
Hell, I’d do it for only $150 and throw in a free kick in the balls too!
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 27th, 2012
FreeLady has been slapping me for years, I guess I owe her.
Moose
October 27th, 2012
Not if she made that thing look like a frogs leg. I’d start sleeping with one eye open and cancel the life insurance policy bro. That aint right.
even steven
October 27th, 2012
Slapping the shit out of people in San Fancisco for money? Are they hiring?
Two-Headed Snake
October 27th, 2012
San Transcisco is the most perverted country in the world.
Nutjob
October 27th, 2012
Who the hell would want a man with knockers slap him in the face besides, Rodney King, Danny Bonaducci and Barack?
TheFineReport.com
October 27th, 2012
San Franciscans? I’ll work there for free.
scr_north
October 27th, 2012
Hey, if I could pick who I could slap in the face I’d pony up the dough. You know, when Obama gets tossed out and loses his lefty support he could probably make a pretty penny working there.
Billy Fuster
October 27th, 2012
@Freeman: You haven’t seen his wife’s ta-tas.
Edith McCrotch
October 27th, 2012
Kneading Tatas costs a-lot of dough
mcnorman
October 27th, 2012
Gift certificates for Barry, Moo and ValJar. Heck, I’ll make it a freebie.
Ten Megaton
October 27th, 2012
How much for butt punching?
moarkdave
October 27th, 2012
Maybe we could set this up as a franchise and we could all have our own shops.
Someone wants to pay me to slap them, I am all for it. Heck I would start out at $20 a slap. I would even offer the Barko Bama voter discount. Wear your O shirt in and receive 5 free slaps (strength at my discretion).
Multi slap discounts too are available.
One Slap (your choice of cheek)= $20
One Slap to each cheek = $35
Or if you prefer to purchase our multi slap value packs:
5 Slaps to each cheek (10 total slaps) = $150
10 Slaps to each cheek (20 total slaps = $250
The above slaps come in one mild to medium strength. If you prefer a stronger slap, please inform us before hand and an additional charge may apply.
Corona
October 27th, 2012
Brass Knuckles Massage.
GW Bear
October 27th, 2012
Hell I’d pay good money to slap the libtard of my choice.