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“Sex and City” star and Obama supporter Sarah Jessica Parker ripped into the Romney-Ryan ticket on NBC’sAccess Hollywood Live today.
She blasted Romney’s stance on issues as “really hard to capture” and referred to Vice Presidential hopeful Paul Ryan as “extremely right-wing.”
Parker praised Obama as a ”man of conviction” and said he was a “cherished presence” in her house.
When asked if she would be crushed if Obama lost, she said she would feel “enormous despair” for the future of the country.
At the end of the interview, the actress pointed at her foot and joked that Paul Ryan’s name would occupy the “extreme right side” of her shoe.
SNIP: Did anyone see who put the peanut butter in her mouth to make her look like she’s talking?
Dan Ryan Galt
October 26th, 2012
After the interview,the reporter went to the front of the horse, gave her a Granny Smith and a lump of sugar before leading her back to the stall.
Noodengr
October 26th, 2012
“man on conviction” we hope. As in convicted of treason, deception, and attempting to destroy America.
Sarah please stick that face of yours back in the feedbag, seen enough of it already.
CrustyB
October 26th, 2012
Sarah Jessica Parker’s Face. Or, Why I Think Matthew Broderick Might Be Gay
lone stranger
October 26th, 2012
Looks like the Jew-haters are out in force at the Fox Nation comments section. Is it that difficult for for people to separate out that a person can be a POS regardless of their religion or, in the case of the Obamination, regardless of their color?
Dan Ryan Galt
October 26th, 2012
Stranger, are there new code words we should be aware of because I missed the “Jew-hating” in the above comments?
Jessica is mocked here because she is actually uglier on the inside than she is on the outside, if that is possible.
MAJ Mike
October 26th, 2012
“Hey, Sarah! Why the long face?”
Couldn’t resist. I’m so ashamed. I’ll be in my room.
Ricky
October 26th, 2012
Since when has Sarah Jessica Parker ever been relevant, with exception to the “old Horse faced bitch” – jokes?
eternal cracker p
October 26th, 2012
“cherished presence”
She has a shrine for Obama smack center of her house and calls Romney/Ryan extreme?
Oooooo-k.
Johnny Freedom
October 26th, 2012
As a kid, we put a pinch of Copenhagen in their mouths for the Mr. Ed effect.
Corona
October 26th, 2012
She looked great in those old Marlboro and Budweiser ads.
beezzer
October 26th, 2012
I hear she can count to seven if you give her an apple.
that's all
October 26th, 2012
have another carrot, sweetie..
Boobie the Rocket Dog
October 26th, 2012
Looks like Ferris Bueller shot his wad when he wrecked the Ferrari. He looks either stoned or thoroughtly tamed in that pic, like he’s about to hump some throw cushion.
Carlos The Jackal
October 26th, 2012
I’m thinking there’s nothing there that a good worming wouldn’t cure.
Tim
October 26th, 2012
This is the same adoration expressed by Letterman.
The “Cult of Personality” is alive and well in Hollyweird – Stalin and Hitler would have a permanent following.
listingstarboard
October 26th, 2012
WTF is up with her “mane’? Hideous blonde ends on mousy brown greasy looking flat hair. She is repulsive.
Mountain Dog
October 26th, 2012
Hope she gets to visit her convicted man-child in federal prison.
Anonymous
October 26th, 2012
Enemies and shoes? Isn’t that a muslim thing?
Poonces
October 26th, 2012
Can SJP produce any reason why anyone should care what she or any other retarded actor has to say about what it’s like to be a normal human being in America?
Neigh, I mean nay.
Ya sure
October 26th, 2012
@ Dan Ryan, I think the lone stranger was not talking about here.
But I’ll get back to you after I check with tonto (but I realize he’s busy campaigning to reelect the incumbent US Sen of Mass.)
Stranded in Sonoma
October 26th, 2012
I agree with @eternal cracker. Cherished presence — that just pegged my creepy meter.
It’s like taking someone on a date, going back to their place, and seeing pictures of you covering every inch of wall space in their “special room.” Of course for 0bama, he would expect that type of treatment.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
BlahBlahBlah
October 26th, 2012
You mean ‘cherished pestilence’.
ronterf
October 26th, 2012
Stupid is as Sarah Jessica Parker does!
Major Mal function
October 26th, 2012
Jeebus. If only her legs ran as fast as her mouth she would win the Kentucky Derby.