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Tom. The first one and the last one, I would bet chew. You first bro.

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By Bill Clinton…sorry forgot that part

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Dusty vaginas….????

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past bond girls

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No offspring…?

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single

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reddecaesari, that could be. the third one down looks quite a bit like Roger Moore.

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Have a book signing at I-Hop next week….??

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Going to Hell?

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Penises?

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illegal aliens

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professors emiritus at caltech

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Not from earth type aliens.

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Made the final cut for Obama’s “Julia” campaign. Or hookers. I’m betting hookers.

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Had there head shrunken? Well the first one did for sure.

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Global warming advocates that have seen Al Gore’s south pole?

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extras in season three “walking dead”

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Starred in the ground breaking documentary titled “I’m over 50, now what”????

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hold weekly bible study classes at #3′s condo at the villages, florida

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israeli spies

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Well, the all used the same back drop, so I’m guessing a photo shoot for “women that men don’t give shit about”….

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They’re all on welfare.

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Women “almost” as ugly as Whoopie Goldberg….?

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All had mastectomies; they are breast cancer survivors.

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Demand that taxpayers pay for their birth control?

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They’re voting for Obama.

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Not sure what they have in common but I’m pretty sure number five is Lindsey Lohan!

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Have that 1970′s porn star muff….????

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Number two wants to “make a man out of me” and even though I’m in my mid forties, I’m pretty sure she can!

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Inspiration for MC Hammers new hit, “you don’t want to touch this”.

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For $39.95 a month, you can watch their full length videos at naughty grannies dot com?

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I think they are all the same person.

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All are having a bad hair day?

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They’re all smokers.

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The lady in the pink sweater is rather pretty for her age – unless she’s really younger than 65.

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Norm. Dude, the first one looks like one of those stress dolls that you squeeze ant their eyes bulge out.

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They’re all the same age.

Grayscape has the Ben Franklin attitude going on: “In the dark, all cats are grey”

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They all learned to drive – on a buckwagon.

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It’s all a tradeoff:

High standards = rarely get laid.

No standards = get laid all the time, even by the old skank at the dollar store but what a hoot….

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grayscape, so how often you get laid? LOL.

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@Brad, what’s your point?

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I got it—–I figured it out…

They all are molesters.

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Or, or,

They all voted for Obummer in ’08 and will vote for him in ’12

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Norm, exactly!
LOL

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They are the mothers of Obummer’s czars

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@Brad – Twice since my last post…..

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This is too easy. They are all Progressives, vote with their er… “lady parts,” want legal government funded abortions even though they have never been with a man nor needed the services.

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grayscape, you are a god, and my hero.

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I bet the bottom one sounds like a rough and hoarse Kathleen Turner when she talks.

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Greyscape

So what’s the deal .. you got your laptop nestled on their backs while you poke ‘em from behind? How can you post and fuck at the same time?

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Callmeannie or literal, grayscape was issued a hell of a bayonet.

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They’re all men, baby!

But really, I bet they’re all “above the water-line” Kennedy women.

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Tom, you animal, I think Callmelennie is asking for a demo. Just saying.

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They are some of Mickey Rooney’s former wives

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Oh wait, they’re all Barney Frank in drag.

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“Time for my bunyon rub!”

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They all slept with Joseph Stalin?

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HEY they are all men that had their pee pee;s cutoff and a Vagina sewed in ,jus fo Hussein Osama’s joy hogs lol

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The Joe Biden Fan Club from The Villages?

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The Old and the Rest-homed?

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They work in the Best Little Whorehouse in Sun City?

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Sad but true. These are former Playboy bunnies. Or let’s just say Playboy bunnies. I’m assuming former.

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That’s easy… all sloppy seconds of JFK and all down here now with Teddy.

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@ grayscape

They may feel the same in the dark, but, believe me, they don’t all smell the same in the dark.

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They all have dresses with Bill Clinton’s DNA!

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They all could have saved Ambassador Stevens if they had a bayonet!

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all have had jackhammer treatments to remove their crust

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OK, bfh… what’s the answer?
I can’t wait around here Forever.
Well, maybe.

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Double consonants in their names.

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Retired porn stars?

Former strippers who use to shoot ping pong balls from their coochies?

All had abortions at some point in their lives?

Scary groupies of the Yardbirds?

Had jobs as cleaners at Plato’s Retreat?

Coven from Sluts For Satan?

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They’re all jury members from the Sandusky trial.

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http://blog.thaeger.com/2012/10/18/old-playboy-bunnies/

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I cheated and used Facial Recognition software.
They were once the voices of the Talking Yellow Pages.

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If I tried to feed at their troughs, I’d get yogurt.

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They wear bras that are over five years old and have never been washed.

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Where’s Gloria Steinem’s pic??

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They all provided genetic material to the creature known as Michellzilla, the created mate for Obamagamera.

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…Although the third one looks kind of like Dr. No.

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no, no, no,

they were once the middle of a dodd/kennedy senator sammich

(and you think they’re gross now)

but, yeah, other than that, they’re all post-ops

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They’re Moochelle Obama’s fashion designers.

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They all slept with Jack Nicholson.

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All are past playboy bunnies

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Time hasn’t been good to them.

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I’m not sure, but I think I have seen that last one shoot a ping pong ball across the room without using her hands. Landed in my fucking drink.

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Well, that was kinda mean, but when you sell your soul to the devil, he OWNS it forever.

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I don’t know.. the second picture..the one wearing the black tube top still looks attractive.. I bet she’d be fun in bed..
I’d add her to my bucket list.(playboy bunny).since stripper is already checked off my list…lol

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Oh for fcks sake, like any of us look as fresh as we did at age 19. Love the one defiantly puffing on a ciggie.

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All glory is fleeting.

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These women are a lesson to all those young girls who want to sell themselves for fleeting fame.
Everyone ages.

Even some of you men who seem to think you stay hot and handsome with age.

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Couldn’t be more obvious: Retired players from the NFL.

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“….The body language suggests even more about who these women are: strong, beautiful, fragile, provocative, and everything in between. They are complex characters that are proud and empowered by their beauty and sexuality, at the same time stricken by the fleeting nature of it….“

Emphasis on the last line.

That, and Hugh Hefner wouldn’t be caught dead these days with any of them in his bed.

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Have the multiple answer question: name Barky
Mcfuckstains real father tattooed on the inside of their piss flaps……

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KMM gets the wet t shirt.

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So they’re all ex Playboy bunnies, are they?

I think all of us men can draw a lesson from these pictures — the last thing to go on a woman are her breasts, so hook up with a woman with big tits

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Pretty obvious, they all do it on the first date.

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They all sold their soul to the devil.

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All are much, much better looking than Mooshel Obummer!

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Greyscape’d hit ‘em.

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All need major breast work

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Yes I’d hit ‘em all. I see beauty in older women….and they are much more enjoyable to spend time with.

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All are very unattractive, even nasty looking so obviously they are all liberals.

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So they’re not so hot as they once were. Neither am I.
I look in the mirror- I see a lean, work-hardened flinty lookin’ Clint Eastwood type of dude.
I see a photo, and it’s this scrawny, raw boned old bastard who shoulda’ give it up a long time ago.
So it goes.

JWM

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