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“Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”

…”Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”… Oh, No wait, it was the first one… The sound of a smug-assed, 1/2 intelligent Liberal who knows Democrat Ideology as a whole is a ridiculous farce designed to manipulate the most gullible among us into subjugation by soul-less would-be tyrants and Sociopaths, so he recognizes that he can’t be an active member of the Demoncrat Party…But in his “heart”, he believes in the values and “rationale” behind the Ideology. So he registers as a Republican thinking that from the inside he can change the Republican Party into what he thinks the Democrats would be if they weren’t all so corrupt and self-righteous!!!

Or it could be his or Cwissy Maffews’ wisp , dwool, and swobber wike Bawney Fwank!!!

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Will McEvoy’s opening statement in the series “The Newsroom” was fantastic. But the series turned out to be a piece of shit. I watched it. It was not a hit. This rant, I believe, was the last episode.

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If you want to vote, why wouldn’t you bother to get identification? Government identification is necessary for more than just driving, and if you don’t care enough to prove you are a citizen, I don’t think you should vote in the first place.

I’m also happy that voter fraud is such a miniscule problem, although that doesn’t explain why the Obama administration and Democrats spend so much time and money trying to obstruct laws designed to prevent voter fraud. And maybe those New Black Panthers Holder refused to investigate or prosecute really were just trying to be helpful while carrying clubs.

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(yawn) It’s the dame old tripe in a different wrapper. But the jerk thinks that he is profound.

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(yawn) It’s the same old tripe in a different wrapper. But the jerk thinks that he is profound.

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Meh…. The first time I heard of this show, I noted that Aaron Sorkin was the creator and that it was, obviously, about the news media. Gave it a pass because that told me everything I needed to know.

This clip popped up on YouTube a couple weeks ago with loving, gushy commentary by the poster about how “correct” it was. It simply confirmed my presumption of the show.

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If you don’t have voter ID laws than how can you measure the percentage of voter fraud?

20 million don’t have state IDs. But how many can’t get state IDs? I bet it’s around 86.

I don’t have a passport and my shoulder disability prevents me from driving. Where I live (the real universe) I can still get a valid state ID.

Liberals and the bizarre, alternate universe in which they live.

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Lets see…a major southern city had 127& of it total citizens registered to vote.

Does that exceed 85 frauds…of course it does. One city

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The number of proven cases of voter fraud is so low because there has been nothing in place to track it, prove it is taking place, or significantly deter it.

It’s been kind of like leaving the bowl of candy out on Halloween with the sign to please only take one.
We can’t prove anyone took more than one, but we all know the first few greedy bastards that came buy grabbed all the damn candy.

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oh geez, sounds like Sorkin’s back on the Columbian Marching Powder. Oh well, after the 6th of November the libs are going to need something to watch as they wrap themselves up in their snuggies and curl up on the couch with a box of kleenix and a bottle or six of merlot.

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Always funny to see libs produce “Facts!” that no intelligent six year old could believe. Then they beat you over the head with them repeatedly. 86 phoney votes probably represents one precinct in Minnesota. That army of unidentified voters is likely mostly here illegally.
My Mother never drove, but always managed the ID thing fine, and always voted Republican.

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I got halfway through it before re-tasting my breakfast. When did the “hilarious” part begin?

I think the ack-tor’s name is Jeff Daniels. Never saw him with a haircut before, though.

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1 minute was my limit-some old lady-black of course, leave no slur unturned huh REgressives?-not having a state issued ID, which many states will do for free and in some places they’ll come to your home-is a bigger story than the good faith and credit of the United States being down graded???

Sure bub, sure. Keep plucking that chicken.

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OMG!

“Donald Trump Rips Greta Van Sustern A New Obamahole”

Must See Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2mrEud8iJ4&feature=player_embedded

(hat tip to the Birther Report)

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Dorothy Cooper doesn’t have a drivers license bc she doesn’t own a car and doesn’t fly, and we are to believe hasn’t collected food stamps, welfare, social security and medicare. And has never applied for a job or attended an Obama speech. Nor has she ever checked into a hospital, purchased alcohol or tobacco, opened a bank account or
* Enter a court house
* Hire a lawyer or para-legal
* File a suit
* File for divorce
* File for business ownership
* Run for office
* Enter a Social Security building
* File for state disability
* file for Federal disability
* Check into a hospital
* Use Medicare health for insurance
* Pay state taxes
* Pay Federal taxes
* Pay city taxes
* Purchase ammunition
* Purchase explosives
* Purchase hazardous chemicals
* Dispose of hazardous chemicals
* Dispose of explosives
* Enter a nuclear power plant
* Enter the CIA
* Enter the NSA
* Enter the Pentagon
* Enter the Capital building
* Enter the White House
* Enter the National archives
* Apply for a flight license
* Join the military
* Compete in the Olympics
* Join almost any organization
* Register with a political party
* Register a species with the AKA
* Apply for a masseuse license
* Apply for an acupuncture license
• Purchase tobacco products
• Purchase alcohol
• Purchase Sudafed
• Pay with a check
• Check in to a hotel
• Travel on an airline
• Open a bank account
• Take a tour of the White House
• Get prescriptions filled
• Apply for food stamps (http://www.ssa.gov/pubs/10101.html#howapply)
• Apply for a library card
• Enter the main headquarters of the Department of Justice in Washington to “petition the Government.”
• Apply for a passport
• Get medical care [Not sure if this is just common practice, or if it’s now required by law]
• Go to an R-rated movie
• Go to a strip show/watch “exotic dancers”
• Adopt a pet
• Purchase a home
• Purchase a car
• Purchase a gun
• Apply for a loan
• Receive a marriage license
• Drive
• Get a job
• Get a post office box
• Get a hunting license
• Get a fishing license
• Get a business license
• Rent an apartment
• Rent a car
• Rent tools and equipment
• Rent furniture
• Receive welfare
• Receive Social Security benefits
• Enter a casino
• Enter a bar
• Attend college
• Get utilities for your residence turned on
• Pick up a package from the US Post Office, UPS, or Fedex
• Sell scrap copper
• Re-enter the U.S. from Canada
• Obtain copies of your own medical records
• Get a free meal from a restaurant on your birthday
• Vote in a union election (http://electionlawcenter.com/2011/12/10/union-elections-require-a-photo-id-to-vote.aspx?mid=54)
• Get a document notarized
• Order a certified copy of a birth or death record
• Attend an Obama fundraiser
* Register for a liquor license

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Was watching that clip to the end, and waiting for the moron to explain how is he getting Betty or Dorothy (whomever) to the next DNC convention, now that she is kind of celebrity for not heaving ID.
Hey moron, maybe she choose not to have one. Would you let her jump in a car and start driving around the block you living on, where your kids playing?
Yea, I thought so.

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So the ‘news’ dept. found this lady (picture looks like it was taken in a campaign headquarters office) but because they are liberals JUST CAN’T FIND IT IN THEM TO GIVE THE POOR OLD LADY A RIDE DOWN TO THE DMV TO GET A PHKING STATE PICTURE ID!

Nope, not unless they get reimbursed for gas, depreciation, lawyerly hourly rate, ½ rate for relatives, girl friends, and other groupies who want in on the taxpayer dime, second and third car expenses for camera crew,……..

Pretty pathetic of you, Adam Sorkin.

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You need photo ID to get an EBT card.

Where mah Obama pho?!

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@ Maudie

Great list.

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Can you believe Jeff Daniels once played George Washington?

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What a waste. Sorkin took the easy path. Can you imagine a writer with his talent taking on the harder subject of conservatism in a serious way? All he’s left with, as are all Leftists, is the hackneyed wordsmithing of a has-been. At some point he will awake with a shudder and in a cold sweat when he realizes he sold his talent short and traded greatness for a few pieces of silver.

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@Billy Fuster — David Morse was better.

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I watched the Dumb+dumbass movie and find it impossible to take this guy seriously on any subject. He screwed himself with that movie and he sucks at comedy.

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One of the larger steaming piles that I’ve seen in some time.

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last time sorkin wrote anything worth watching was called “Sports Night” and was pretty damn funny

too bad about the millions of minds he’ll turn to mush before he gets to his david mamet moment!

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Our voter ID in AZ only requires a picture ID if you produce ONE form of ID. There are other options such as utility bills, etc. to prove your identity. This is pure fact-free propaganda.

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Yeah. Just because she died 3 years ago is no reason to keep her from voting for the dim rats.

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In Harpo Marx’s autobiography he tells hows his father and grandfather would vote come home change clothes and go vote again. They would do this multiple times. His grandfather wasn’t even a citizen. This took place in the early 1900′s. What has changed to prevent this from happening today?

My brother-in-law volunteers as a poll worker and had an instance where someone had tried to vote with a name of a deceased man. They knew this because the woman whose husband had died had voted 10 minutes before and they asked about him and she told them that he was deceased and she had tried to have his name removed from the voters roles. The guy “got away”. This is Maryland and I have no doubt the police are given specific instructions for just this type of occurrence.

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