Home - by BigFurHat - October 24, 2012 - 03:19 America/New_York - 34 Comments
This is probably Trump’s big news.
American Glob has the story.
Hey ladies, this might be on the market soon- (but you must have a penis)
And guys, this might soon be available:
Czar of Defenestration
October 24th, 2012
Ooooooo!!! Can’t wait to git me sum-o-dat Moose Meat!
I believe that this is going to be yet another Trump dud. The Leftist asshats who were going to vote for the Asshat-in-Chief are going to vote for him no matter what. And the Independents aren’t even going to bother with the story.
The MAJOR story that SHOULD be affecting the Independents is the story that is NOT receiving coverage – The Benghazi Massacre.
Personally I’ll take abstinence.
“And then she shook her hairy fist at me, your honor…and I was all traumatized and shit….and she kept screaming that she didn’t care if I took out 10 restraining orders, they still couldn’t keep her from kicking my scrawny ass…and to tell you the truth, I believed her.”
I want a divorce FROM BOTH OF THEM!
I hate to make comments about people’s appearances, but she looks so ugly being so angry.
I began to wonder about this a long time ago. I think this may have come up at some point and had some validity. Frankly I’d love to see his scrawny ass whooped by the feminist farce that divorce is. Been there, done that. Reality sucks, and barry needs to get a grip, but he won’t. He’ll be on the silver taxpayers platter forever.
How could he possibly let that, ahem, “beautiful” CREATURE go??
Stirrin the BS.
“…And guys, this might soon be available….”
(But you must be blind, deaf, desperate and have a vagina)
Oldie but goodie
America needs to file a restraining order against these two.
Barry doesn’t have a penis and I wouldn’t touch her with yours – she’s blocked too many punts for me.
i’d hire her to clean my bathroom thats about it.
i doubt he could even start the lawnmower let alone push it around the yard.
why would you ever get involved with such useless people ?
How are the floor joists under your bathroom?
“How could he possibly let that, ahem, “beautiful” CREATURE go??”
I don’t know John F, but Mooch will have to learn how to live without her.
Bathroom? Wouldn’t she just run around an d panic all day when the toilet starts overflowing?
Being First Beard is hard work and the wookie has had enough!
My mouth is just watering…..you know, how it gets right before you throw up.
Obama’s chin is like that from years of being smacked by testicles.
Michelle is one of Jim Henson’s more disturbing creations.
Maybe need a warning before hitting the link to the story….My goodness…what has happen to Ms. Allred? Holy moly…THAT was scary.
If a divorce is in the works, that would tell me he knows he’s not going to get reelected. Otherwise he would keep her around just for show, and she would get 4 more years of free designer clothes she looks terrible in, and more free high end vacations on our tab.
Ah…above comment was to Czar….
This has the makings of the best Jerry Springer Show EVAH !
Keep reminding your Dem friends how STUPID they are for ever allowing these hoodlums to “occupy” the White House ! —We DID warn them in ’07-’08, but they’re so much ‘smarter’ then us (sic) redneck “clingers”.
If this is all Trump has, then I hope he shuts up. This is a non-story.
Someone already said it here. The real story is Libya, Fast and Furious, and the other lies, cover-ups and deceit that make Watergate look like a prank.
I mean, come on, Watergate was HUGE when it broke. Scandalous even. It spawned impeachment proceedings and the first and only resignation of a sitting president.
I’m not justifying Watergate by any means. Wrong is wrong. But, can we really even compare Watergate to what Obama has done?
Where’s impeachment? Where’s the president being called to testify under oath? Where are the true patriotic Americans in the gov’t hiding……?
If this is Trump’s Octo Surprise, it’s old news. This was revealed before Zippy’s run for Pres. Some Chitown “king maker” promised Mitch the moon if she’d forget divorce and stay in the marriage. This after he helped Zippy win his Senate seat.
UGH. I agree with Aleon, if those are my choices I choose none of the above.
If some document reveals that she caught him with Reggie again, after he said he would ‘quit that’, then it could be newsworthy. Not that the MSM would run with it.
I hope they stay married. They deserve each other.
I knew I’d seen that hairdo on mo somewhere before and now I know why. She must have watched “American President” because she’s got Annette Benning’s do from the state dinner scenes:
Am I right??
Moochie looks fantastic in prison jumpsuit orange. I hope the next attorney general finds a way to make her wear it more often.
I hope the kids get to live with their father. Whoever he might be.
He should hook up with Maxine Waters and the Mooch with crazy Jesse Jackson, Jr. What pairs they would make!
I put this in my “Who Gives a Sweet Shit?” folder.
The whole family will be returned to Central Casting.
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