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Home - by - October 24, 2012 - 01:22 America/New_York - 25 Comments

This is Gloria Allred’s BLOCKBUSTER!!!!!! This is such a non-story it came and went and I never even heard about it.

Mitt Romney’s version of events when he was arrested for launching a boat onto a lake differs from what really happened.

Yep. Turns out he put his right foot in front of his left instead of the other way around when he was detained. (This is what this story amounts to. It’s a meaningless story.)

This is embarrassing for the left. Read this story. It is the king of all NOTHINGS.

Romney has obviously been a detriment to society since this moment of ANARCHY in 1981.

You know, just for this I’m voting for Romney twice.

Non Story HERE

 

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  1. [...] This is Gloria Allred’s BLOCKBUSTER!!!!!! [...]

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  2. cfm990

    October 24th, 2012

    I hope the never find out about his Jaywalking.

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  3. MaryfromMarin

    October 24th, 2012

    This doesn’t even qualify as an “October nap”.

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  4. vangrungy

    October 24th, 2012

    I was underwhelmed, if that’s a word

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  5. norman einstein

    October 24th, 2012

    Oh, FFS…Allred must have lost it!
    Here’s one of the article Comments:

    “This has been picked up at DKos…
    …by Kaili Joy Gray, one of the front-pagers over there(DKos). The response has been similar to the response here – we have bigger fish than this fish story.
    johnt001 @ Mon 1 Oct 2:54 PM”

    But…in related news, I read on a UK paper that Trump has a story about Moose filing for a divorce back around 2000, I think.
    He’s supposed to drop it Wednesday. Probably another non-story.

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  6. Commissar M

    October 24th, 2012

    There’s another story making the rounds that All-Red and the Boston Globe are trying to unseal the divorce proceedings of Romney supporter and Staples founder Tom Stemberg on the belief that they contain “juicy” information about Romney. All-Red is allegedly representing the ex-wife. Not only does this sound EXACTLY like the stunt they pulled with Zero’s senate bid but with All-Red involved, you know there has to be disgruntled female “victim” for her to represent.

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  7. Commissar M

    October 24th, 2012

    And a link from Ace of Spades… yeah, yeah, it’s Ace but this seems to be the most succinct version of the story I’ve read so far.

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/334186.php

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  8. fullcirclethinker

    October 24th, 2012

    Now that’s what I call really ‘fishing’ for a story! And, that purported story by Trump about Moose’s ‘divorce thing’? Ed Kine covered that in his book The Amateur….

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  9. Name Redacted

    October 24th, 2012

    I’m more interested in Obama’s cocaine purchases.

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  10. Piker

    October 24th, 2012

    “Pee Wee Herman was arrested for masturbation… I should be on death row.” The funniest thing Gilbert Godfrey ever said on live television was a bigger news story than this farce.

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  11. Czar of Defenestration

    October 24th, 2012

    Norm, According to Hillbuzz, it’s more likely about Obama using “Indonesian citizenship” falsely
    (THINK: Elizabeth Fauxcahontas Warren + Out Of Africa)
    to scam Columbia University.

    I mean, unless divorce papers were to reveal some REALLY SCUZZY stuff (being unfaithful to her with other men, stealing money from foundations, etc), it might only gain sympathy for the bastard.

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  12. Frosteetoes

    October 24th, 2012

    Revealing that a friend of Romney’s had a divorce? Seriously? Allred is batty:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afe2mzzpDeI
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  13. AbigailAdams

    October 24th, 2012

    Holy Canoli! And to think I almost voted for the guy!! Wow, I’m sure glad I know the truth about him and his Oppositional Defiance Disorder — disobeying the park police and all. Who knows, he probably has a history of drug use or illicit sex or taking overseas campaign donations, too. You just can’t trust someone like that who lies so easily, next thing you know they’ll be trying to sell a senate seat or give out favors for votes on signature legislation or even lie about terrorist activity in order to win an election. We sure dodged a bullet on this. Thank goodness for honest people like gloria allred, huh?

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  14. Lisl

    October 24th, 2012

    Wow. I smell desperation.

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  15. Mountain Dog

    October 24th, 2012

    If Mitt were a democrat and he had pulled a Ted Kennedy instead, would they still be bitching about him?

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  16. Lance o Lot

    October 24th, 2012

    And yet we hear nothing about the Indonesian Prince and the Kenyan Royalty who probably attended school as a foreign exchange student sitting in the White House.

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  17. solomon

    October 24th, 2012

    Gloria Allred is actually a dude named T-Bone. sorry that’s all I got.

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  18. grayjohn

    October 24th, 2012

    Gloria has jumped the shark but the shark didn’t notice. This is less than a non story.

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  19. Menderman

    October 24th, 2012

    Tommy Christopher (Mediaite) covered this a few weeks ago. He unhumorously said “Romney arrested for illegal motorboating with wife”

    Yawn……

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  20. Edith McCrotch

    October 24th, 2012

    heh heh…..from one of the commenters over there.

    “Obama’s been called a Kenyan Muslim “terrorist fist-jabber” and a 1/3 of this country refuses to believe he was even born here….”

    RyansTake @ hxxp://bluemassgroup.com/2012/10/exclusive-new-information-casts-doubt-on-romneys-account-of-his-1981-arrest/#comment-302366

    Kenyan Muslim “terrorist fist-jabber”!!!!!!

    haahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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  21. Mountain Dog

    October 24th, 2012

    The Police Log is just what the newspaper prints to fill in empty space. There are typos and inconsistencies every day. Who cares what a newspaper has to say about it unless they directly quote an official police press release. The actual police report or arrest report will reveal the truth.
    To stoop so low as to use a newspaper “police log” from 31 years ago is beyond idiotic and very unprofessional.

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  22. Chris Wysocki

    October 24th, 2012

    Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile was an unregistered motorboat too.

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  23. conservative cowgirl

    October 24th, 2012

    Oh, Heavens to Murgatroyd! What a horrifying story! Our future President has a pair?

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  24. Stache

    October 24th, 2012

    @Edith: I, too, was October-surprised to learn the phrase “Kenyan muslim ‘terrorist fist-jabber’ ” was in use by one-third of the country.

    And laughed and blew coffee out my nose.

    -it was THE reason I’m glad I clicked the link.

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  25. GW Bear

    October 24th, 2012

    Gol-durned scofflaw! I ain’t a voting fer him now.

    If this is the best the lefties can do then Happy Days are Here Again.

    Hey Barry, don’t let the door hit you on the way out and leave them Kobi beefsteaks in the fridge, they belong to the US of A you lying, commie dickwad.

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