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Obama: ‘Michelle and I Will Be Fine No Matter What Happens’ in the Election
In his latest fundraising email to supporters, President Barack Obama says, “Michelle and I will be fine no matter what happens” in the election. Instead, Obama’s trying to win the contest “for our country and middle-class families.”
Here’s the full pitch:
I don’t want to lose this election.
Not because of what losing would mean for me — Michelle and I will be fine no matter what happens.
But because of what it would mean for our country and middle-class families.
This race is very close.
I’m not willing to watch the progress you and I worked so hard to achieve be undone.
Noelegy
October 24th, 2012
Oh. Well, I know I’LL sleep better at night, knowing they’ll “be fine no matter what happens.”
Noelegy
October 24th, 2012
P.S. That photo makes me think of an episode of “The Cleveland Show” in which Cleveland tells his dad to say something nice to his mom. The dad tells her, “Your hair looks…real.”
eternal cracker p
October 24th, 2012
Just come out and say it already: This election is a bump in the road, Michelle can’t wait to go on vacation.
Irish
October 24th, 2012
I hope they are fine…back in Chicago
Mountain Dog
October 24th, 2012
They were never “fine” before so this must be where the Change kicks in.
Stirrin the B.S.
October 24th, 2012
What just absolutely chaps me beyond all reason, is the fact that his policies are DESTROYING the middle class. How ph*king stupid are his voters? Arrrggghhhh!
LibertMark
October 24th, 2012
I’LL be “fine” when Comrade Zeromand the First Grifternare evicted from the WH. Just sayin.
Dr. Tar
October 24th, 2012
I don’t know about them being fine. That’s going to be a terrible blow to the Teh One’s inflated self esteem and it will add to Mooses chip on her shoulder. They’ll be at each other’s throat in a week back in the Hyde Park mansion in Chicago.
IMPEACH Obama
October 24th, 2012
Don’t let the door hit you, Barky. The “trip” down the stairs to your jail cell will be rough as Hell.
I hope your commie buddies will be there to console you.
I'm Your Huckleberry
October 24th, 2012
well, so much for keeping my breakfast down…,
Thanks,
Fur..
Jerry Manderin
October 24th, 2012
Wait until the investigations start kickin’ in after you’re thrown out on your redistributive asses Barack and Michelle. Let’s see how “fine” everything will be then…
mmm
October 24th, 2012
So barry admits he is not one of us. Elitist.
Oh, and his wealth? He didn’t build that. He can thank Ayers and all the college professors who made his books required reading.
MADJACK
October 24th, 2012
Obama says, “Michelle and I will be fine no matter what happens”
Well I hope you both can say that from Leavenworth Federal Pen!
Hey Obowme go F**K yerself!
Sarge
October 24th, 2012
Obama has a bright future selling solar panels door to door.
Stirrin the B.S.
October 24th, 2012
“….I’m not willing to watch the progress you and I worked so hard to achieve be undone….”
Translation: I will lie, cheat and steal this election – BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
It’s all he has.
BigSlurpy
October 24th, 2012
That picture just made my skin crawl.
lulu5297
October 24th, 2012
Obama might ride a year or two after his defeat in two weeks, but he has shown that he cannot support himself and has terrible money skills. His panhandling will last only so long before people tire of it.
As for his next step, he has proven that he is a verifiable idiot when he does not have a teleprompter. He has disappointed and failed his handlers miserably and I don’t think they are going to take kindly to it.
As for the UN, one he doesn’t qualify to be head of the UN unless he comes out and says that he is not an American and two he has nothing to offer them and is no use. Europe may have been caught up in the fever of 2008 but they too are openly mocking him as a complete moron.
Don’t be surprised if one day in the not so distant future, there is a thread on IOTW showing Obama selling his ass somewhere in Boystown for peanuts. Literally (and hopefully)
AbigailAdams
October 24th, 2012
Look for one or both of them to mouth the word “suckers!” as they smile and wave going up the steps of Marine One for the last time. As the stairs retract and the door is closing they will be laughing hysterically whilst reciting “Guilty as hell, free as a bird–America is a great country!”
BigSlurpy
October 24th, 2012
Barack Obama: From gangster to gonester in four long grueling years.
IMPEACH Obama
October 24th, 2012
@AbigailAdams,
following your thoughts with my fantasy: Don’t the Marine One pilots wear parachutes?
I imagine few Americans would begrudge the cost of one good helicopter. They would justify its replacement as real economic stimulus.
Jimmy
October 24th, 2012
If Obama thinks he represents the ‘middle class,’ he is very sadly mistaken.
Mr.Gates
October 24th, 2012
Whatever happens, they will be financially more than fine. Capitalism is good for them.
AbigailAdams
October 24th, 2012
@Impeach Obama — Dear husband says “As long as the children weren’t on board, I don’t care!”
That’s darn funny. Would make a great Harrison Ford picture.
pissedpatriot30
October 24th, 2012
Will history (and not the socialist “air brushing” as fruit loops calls it)label this turd as the WORST President ever???
Boobie the Rocket Dog
October 24th, 2012
CORRECTION: Moose will be fine in Hawaii.
Al-Obumfuk will be fine in his beachfront retreat on the Caspian Sea in Iran.
Commissar M
October 24th, 2012
When I read the text of this e-mail the other day, something about it just stuck in my craw. I get what he means in that, all you have to do is look at former presidents and the perks they receive post-term. I also get that this was meant to come across as a “don’t do this for me, do it for you” appeal.
In typical Chairman Zer0 fashion, it comes across as a snotty bastard admission that, no matter how bad things are for us proles, no matter the damage he inflicted on our nation, he’s set for life. People will be there to take care of him and his family, throwing money his way with book deals, speaking fees, media appearances, board memberships, consultancies… you name it. It would be nice were it not so but history has shown otherwise and 0bama knows it.
BILL
October 24th, 2012
“Michelle and I will be fine no matter what happens.”
karma is a funny thing you know.
i hope all the racial unrest you have sown during your lifetime of community organizing and playing politician somehow does come back to bite you in the ass obama !!!!
Stranded in Sonoma
October 24th, 2012
But those golden parachutes for business executives are an abomination and must go!
IMPEACH Obama
October 24th, 2012
@ AbigailAdams, please extend fistbumps to your husband for me.
He’s one of the Presidents I regard most highly.
GW Bear
October 24th, 2012
I can’t wait for his presidential library. The non-fiction section will be empty but the fiction part will have thousands of volumes about his accomplishments.
Maybe they’ll sell the hats in the gift shop.
fkn GROSS
October 25th, 2012
MOOSE – RAT love