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Demoncrat mantra, “Vote early, Vote often”

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Those free Obama baffrooms don’t work too good…

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Oh she’s got it right about toilets overflowing on Election Day.

EVERYONE in this Administration must be sent down the crapper.
Toilets should clog, it’s a big f__in group !

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@Fur – how do you “Up Stuff Up” a toilet?

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WH is equipped with a few Big John’s for sure..

http://www.dynamic-living.com/product/big-john-toilet-seats

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I don’t know who those kids are related to, but I would bet that Mooch and that draft horse are kin.

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Split photo. The Horse and his arse.

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This pic was taken just after Moochelle exited from the back-end of the horse pictured to her right.

Local viewers, who remarked “that horse has the biggest ass we’ve ever seen” were stunned when Mooch “de-horse’s assed”!!

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you all got that right, from behind you can’t see a difference between the ass on moochelle and the draft animal !

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I am heading to the bathroom right now to chip!

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Why is she standing off to the right of her kids?

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I’d just like to tell Moose that a bit more arugula would do the trick on that ass… plus liposuction.

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My question is, what is going on in a woman’s head to do those things. Instead of wearing something to mask somehow a part of me that can rival a real horse in size and sexiness, to do this “expose”.

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Yea, I’d answered my own question in post above, about that lalalalala “singer”.

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Is that the stagger she experiences after the 100 burrito lunch special?

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@Mountain Dog
Does my butt make that horse look skinny?
HA HA HA HA, the best!!!!

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Dear G-d, that thing can be spotted from space! Why, I daresay it probably has its own moons.

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Felix Baumgardner used her ass as a target when he jumped from the balloon last week.

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What a horses ass!

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Budweiser Clydesdale?

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She was trying out for a slot on the Clydesdale team that day.

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And this is the First Lady the Left-tards want to compare to a reincarnated Jackie-O?!? Maybe if we’re living in Camel-lot.

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Wow, we’re way beyond XXXLarge here. We’re talking galaxy-class toilets for that ass.

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You just have to wonder what the stallion to her left was thinking.

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Doesn’t DOT require passing arrows be painted on something that wide?

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“Most elegant First Lady since Jackie Kennedy.”

Only if the definition of ‘elegant’ is ‘fat-assed.’

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when Michelle hauls ass, it takes three wheelbarrows.

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just think of the fumigation work that will have to be done, when she vacated the premises in Jan.

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I guess black slacks aren’t all that “slimming” after all…

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OMG Tell me that is a photoshop

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Dayum, Michelle could easily fit that skinny queen she beards it for in that thang.

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Mooshell’s ass, Clydesdale’s ass? Toss up.

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Oy. And consider this…that photo must be several years old.
The younger piglet/daughter is a lot taller now, and Moose has “filled out” even more.

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She has a “box ass”. It’s square and shaped like a box. I only thought white women had those.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdIID_TGwhM

Poor horse is about to get a fright when it catches sight of Frau Moocher.

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What an ass!!!! Her butt is pretty big too.

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Get you a four inch brush and and paint a “W” on each cheek and it’d spell ‘WOW’ in equal sized letters.

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That horse is checking her azz out!

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Caption:

“Hey, Mom? Could you learn to pinch it and cut those Lincoln Logs of yours in half? That plugging-up-the-toilet speech hit pretty close to home. And try some Febreeze while you’re at it too.”

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Ass like a clydesdale’s.

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They’re still searching for Moochelle’s elusive “best side.”

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@Buffalobob

Clydesdale’s ass, always.

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