» News

An astounding 2,374 people between the ages of 94 and 100 have already voted in the NC election to date

Home - by - October 22, 2012 - 15:30 America/New_York - 16 Comments

Examiner:

While an even more astounding 832 votes came from those individuals aged 112. However, according to the Guinness book of world records, the oldest living person in the world, at present, lives in Japan and is 114 years old. It would seem obvious that, according to the NC vote registry, this old fellow might be nudged aside in the near future, especially considering the crop of spry 112 year-olds seemingly alive and well in the old North State.

In fact, two of the 112 year aged voters were mail-in ballots from overseas; ostensibly vacationing to escape the now bitterly polarized political contest, and who can blame them?

But it gets worse when we note from another concerned voter, who indicated the following explanation, which goes but one full measure further to explain what’s happening in NC during this voting season of , perhaps, persistent political zombies:

I overheard a nice lady about 70 telling her friend the following: “Yes, I voted today.”

“Going back tomorrow too.”

“They took us to a place that don’t ask names and don’t write nothing down. They give $20 each time.”

She then handed her friend a card I couldn’t see and told her friend to call the number.

This same tipster later sent a message indicating that he had, indeed, contacted the local election center, who immediately patted him upon the head graciously for being a good citizen with a promise to check on it again much later, in due course.

Obviously there is a problem, one in which voter ID might clearly provide a solution. A thing that only the Democratic party swears against at any cost, and for reasons becoming quite obvious.

more

» 16 Comments

  1. Tim

    October 22nd, 2012

    “You ain’t seen nuthin yet …”

    Thumb up +4

     
  2. iamthegps

    October 22nd, 2012

    It’s gotten to the point where their voter fraud is so poor it’s almost amusing. Not quite, but almost.

    Thumb up +7

     
  3. pissedpatriot30

    October 22nd, 2012

    Seriously…?

    I imagine in Chicago folks vote from another time dimension….

    Do they actually check these to see if the voter is actually alive?????

    Thumb up +4

     
  4. Noodengr

    October 22nd, 2012

    And they still keep a straight face arguing that a voter pic idea is not a good idea?
    I for the life of me cannot figure out how anyone operates in the 21st America without a pic ID. To get meds in a hospital and I assume a nursing home they make sure you are who you say you are.
    Geesh drop the debate, pass strict laws about proving you are legit and enforce them.

    Thumb up +7

     
  5. Noodengr

    October 22nd, 2012

    I just checked there are currently only 67 people in the entire world documented to be over 110 yrs old. Funny how many undocumented ones live in the Tarheel state.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +12

     
  6. Toaster

    October 22nd, 2012

    In other news…

    An astounding 10 people showed up to see Sandra Fluke blab at the Sak ‘N Save in Reno NV

    Did someone have her show up at a place named “Sak ‘N Save” on purpose? The same folks that do Mooshelles’ wardrobe upholstery ?

    Thumb up +3

     
  7. WiscoDave

    October 22nd, 2012

    North Carolina Population by Age, 2010-2019
    July 2012 aged 100+ : 1,788
    NC Office of State Budget And Management

    Statistically that would be 46% of the over 100. Somehow methinks this may not be true…

    Thumb up +4

     
  8. News Flash

    October 22nd, 2012

    Blacks continue to make an excellent
    case for the legitimacy of racism.

    Thumb up +3

     
  9. RosalindJ

    October 22nd, 2012

    Astounding, innit?

    Thumb up +3

     
  10. Billy Fuster

    October 22nd, 2012

    WTF? Are these votes going to be legal? This is cause for criminal investigation.

    Thumb up +6

     
  11. Menderman

    October 22nd, 2012

    I’ll bet these are the same people still getting welfare Cardigan was talking about. http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=154647

    Thumb up +1

     
  12. Bob M.

    October 22nd, 2012

    DEMOCRAPS… screwing up my home state since May, 1865!

    >:-(

    Thumb up +3

     
  13. Menderman

    October 22nd, 2012

    and I’ll also bet that most of these voters bought pre-paid credit cards from wal-mart and donated to Obama.

    Thumb up +2

     
  14. norman einstein

    October 22nd, 2012

    This is why Romney needs to win in a landslide!

    If it ain’t close, these cheater votes won’t matter!

    Thumb up +8

     
  15. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 22nd, 2012

    I am voting 10,000 times in each state.

    And it ain’t for Obysmal.

    Just try to prove it you election hacks.

    The only time ID will be used is when enough people start doing the same thing in reverse, then listen to then bitch.

    Thumb up +2

     
  16. Rick

    October 22nd, 2012

    “The only time ID will be used is when enough people start doing the same thing in reverse, then listen to then bitch.”

    I’ve always said the best way to find out what fuckery the D’s are up to is to listen to what they’re accusing the R’s of.

    Thumb up +3