BIG HAIRY NEWS EXCLUSIVE – Newly discovered information casts further doubt on the Obama administration’s claim it originally did not know the Benghazi embassy was attacked by terrorists.
Evidence anonymously released Friday indicates the White House knew the true nature of the attack, literally within an hour of the tragic event.
The following is a transcript of a telephone call received at the White House on September 12th at 6:32 AM:
White House operator (WH) – Hello, White House operator, may I help you?
Caller – Yes, I be the terrorist leader of group that keel everyone and burn up feelthy American building just now.
WH – May I ask where you are calling from, Mr. Terrorist?