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  1. Bad Brad

    October 21st, 2012

    Damn, why didn’t I think of that?

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  2. jclady

    October 21st, 2012

    Bwahaha — “Michelle” — bwahaha!!!!!

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  3. jclady

    October 21st, 2012

    Butt…

    Boudreaux’s Butt Paste is a staple if you have babies — much better than Desitin.

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  4. norman einstein

    October 21st, 2012

    Oh, yeah?

    Well, I’ll see your Butt Paste and raise you a Bag Balm.
    http://www.cvs.com/shop/product-detail/Bag-Balm?skuId=576025

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  5. Bad Brad

    October 21st, 2012

    Michelle must have a big ass.

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 21st, 2012

    Moose’s butt with a pleasant scent? Defies imagination.

    Are they the same people that make MONKEY BUTT® powder?

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  7. serfer62

    October 21st, 2012

    Norm…used Bag Balm extensively when I had a dairy. Always usefull.

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  8. Unruly Refugee

    October 21st, 2012

    Toothpaste for democrats?

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  9. Chuck U Farley

    October 21st, 2012

    Damn, we could do ‘small’, ‘medium’ & ‘Michelle’ on a lot of products.

    …butter, lobsters, Depends…

    the list is endless!

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  10. Moxie Man

    October 21st, 2012

    Okay, Norman, I’m all in with Crack Creme!

    http://www.crackcreme.com/body-care/

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  11. Anonymous

    October 21st, 2012

    That michelle size is the travel pack.
    The true michelle size comes in a 5 gal drywall bucket.

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  12. AbigailAdams

    October 22nd, 2012

    I love bag balm! Great for feet and elbows. And now there’s a topical gel for toenail fungus that works! Piggy Paste.

    It’s all in the marketing, isn’t it?

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  13. Unruly Refugee

    October 22nd, 2012

    Here is the genuine stuff and the picture shows that this is the one endorsed by Mooche:

    http://shop.antimonkeybutt.com/products/Lady-Anti%252dMonkey-Butt-Powder.html

    The “Lady” part is just a typo.

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  14. The Looking Spoon

    October 22nd, 2012

    When my daughter was born we were given samples of this exact brand for when she got diaper rash.

    Now that Unruly Refugee points out that it’s toothpaste for libs I feel so dumb…

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  15. Bob M.

    October 22nd, 2012

    Worked for MY kids, and not that long ago! Truth in advertising! :-P

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  16. norman einstein

    October 22nd, 2012

    @Unruly Refugee for the WIN!!

    I’m still LMAO at Monkey Butt Powder.
    I wonder how much they had to pay Moose to use her picture on the packaging.
    Freakin’ hilarious!

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