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  1. Bad Brad

    October 21st, 2012

    Holly shit, why didn’t I think of that. Damn it.

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  2. Troy

    October 21st, 2012

    Couldn’t they get a better hand model.
    Wasn’t Costanza available?
    My big toe looks better…

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  3. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 21st, 2012

    Does it come in a KINDLE® version?

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  4. hanoverfist

    October 21st, 2012

    Mrs. Fist say “Get one.”

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  5. Aharte

    October 21st, 2012

    Brilliant

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  6. hanoverfist

    October 21st, 2012

    “Or two.”

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  7. hanoverfist

    October 21st, 2012

    ^^^^

    I dont know why.

    ;-)

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  8. Lance o Lot

    October 21st, 2012

    Can you say Navin Johnson?

    Simple; brilliant!

    PS: Boobie, LOL!

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  9. Chuck U Farley

    October 21st, 2012

    WTF? A thumb wing?

    …I mean my thumbs not good enough?

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  10. Toaster

    October 21st, 2012

    Similar shape to a much more expensive piece of aviation equipment. Was the inventor a Lockheed employee?

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  11. serfer62

    October 21st, 2012

    Is that sorta like a sqeegee except for pages?

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  12. Bad Brad

    October 21st, 2012

    Isn’t that the new Ronco, pager holder, thumb sucker preventer, anti thumb up the butt, thumb nose picking preventer device?

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  13. OozleFanoozle

    October 21st, 2012

    My grandfather had a joke about using something like that if you run out of toilet paper.

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  14. Toaster

    October 21st, 2012

    I recognized the shape from a trip to the Pima Air & Space museum in Tucson AZ

    It’s not obvious unless you either worked on the SR-71 program or saw the disassembled aircraft in the museum.

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  15. Unruly Refugee

    October 21st, 2012

    Looks like a shitty book too, “What you sorry about..”

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  16. old_oaks

    October 21st, 2012

    @ Brad, I been busy but to go back like 4 days ago. I’ll take you up on the Delta if I get out that way and can still find you.

    As for wishing you could have thought of that. Surely you wish you didn’t.

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  17. Troy

    October 21st, 2012

    @Unruly, the book is written by the obamaphone woman,
    “low minority in Cleveland, got obamama phone, he gonna do more. What you sorry about, Romney, he sucks…BAD!”

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  18. Bad Brad

    October 21st, 2012

    old_oaks: You ever get out this way, just post here your coming. If I’m not watching somebody will let me know. We’ll go stick them in the face.

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  19. old_oaks

    October 21st, 2012

    Lol Brad, watching them make a wake to hit the bait before it hits the water, golden. Stupid Bass!

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  20. AbigailAdams

    October 22nd, 2012

    Stocking stuffer time!!

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  21. Left Coast Dan

    October 22nd, 2012

    @Troy – they thought ‘hey, Megan Fox is hot, let’s get her to model.’ Guess they didn’t hear about her thumbs.

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  22. reddecaesari

    October 22nd, 2012

    my manservant turns the pages for me.

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  23. Bad Brad

    October 22nd, 2012

    old_oaks Cali Bass are edumacated,

    http://www.westernbass.com/ncalifornia/featured/view.html?id=0000008
    /
    my favorite place evah. I know it like the back of my hand. Big fish.

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  24. Tony R

    October 22nd, 2012

    I guess all the good stuff had already been invented.

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  25. mass55th

    October 22nd, 2012

    If you only have one hand, how do you turn the pages? Use your tongue?

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  26. Death_By_Farts

    October 22nd, 2012

    Whoever invented this stupid product…Is an idiot.

    The only bigger idiot is anyone who actually buys one of these things.

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