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Home - by - October 18, 2012 - 14:23 America/New_York - 22 Comments

illustr8r called this the BigFur Workout, mocking my love for tubs. (Shakes wrinkly fingered fist!)

 

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  1. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 18th, 2012

    According to the koolaidians, people are wasting water, which are Mother Gaia’s tears. We need to stop making Gaia sad. Tell the OccuScum to occupy these centers because they’re just wasting water.

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  2. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    October 18th, 2012

    I get FIT whenever my wife is WET…..

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  3. hanoverfist

    October 18th, 2012

    By the looks of this place when you
    turn 30,you go to Carousel for Renewal.

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  4. Moe Tom

    October 18th, 2012

    On my bucket list.

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  5. Jimbo

    October 18th, 2012

    Why do you need to bring water to drink? Just use a straw from the tub. Do you need to shower afterwards?

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  6. Jethro

    October 18th, 2012

    Here’s one for you BFH!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=w_XFw-TrHNw#!
    .

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  7. Harleybob

    October 18th, 2012

    Oh boy, a big smelly sweat and piss tank…if you like golden showers, it should hit the spot.

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  8. norman einstein

    October 18th, 2012

    This has to be the dumbest invention since Gravity Boots!
    “Engages all major muscle groups”??
    You can do that without the communal petri dish.

    I’ll stick to swimming lengths at my ‘Y’, thanks.

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  9. Mrs Compton

    October 18th, 2012

    I’m gonna put my bike in my pool and save a shitload of money!

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  10. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 18th, 2012

    @hanoverfist — Re-NEW!

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  11. mcnorman

    October 18th, 2012

    How many people pee in that thing?

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  12. Weldor

    October 18th, 2012

    I sometimes mate in my shower.

    Does that count?

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  13. Death_By_Farts

    October 18th, 2012

    Another useless toy for trophy wives to stay busy.

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  14. Barf O'BiteMe

    October 18th, 2012

    Coming soon: Joe Bidet and Barry Soeter-O will be selling these useless cash incinerators starting in January!

    Talk about a wet dream!!!

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  15. Dr. Tar

    October 18th, 2012

    Given the Bidet jet spraying a stream of water on the Rider’s back side, I’d speculate that this is a Japanese invention.

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  16. old_oaks

    October 18th, 2012

    Yeah, I’ll never take another bath and this is almost too bath like. Sitting and stewing in my own soup of dirt just isn’t my idea of getting clean. My wife marveled once at the ring around the tub and how dirty it was… SEE!

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  17. illustr8r

    October 18th, 2012

    It seems to me that the thing doesn’t fill up far enough-shouldn’t your arms and back be in the water too for relaxation and resistance?

    BFH should have been consulted about the design before these things went into production.

    @HanoverFist Love the Carousel comment!

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  18. Hillbilly Lawyers

    October 18th, 2012

    For people who don’t like to walk, bike, or swim the way healthy people do.

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  19. Jorel Lives!

    October 18th, 2012

    Afterwards, they can go to a specially heated and ventilated room with bars on the ceiling to do that “hanging upside down” exercise (a big thing in the Eighties) to dry out.

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  20. MaryfromMarin

    October 19th, 2012

    You could get the same effect with an Exercycle in a flooded basement.

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  21. Bad Brad

    October 19th, 2012

    Weldor, not if your in there by yourself.

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  22. The Doktor

    October 19th, 2012

    Reminds me of Mr. Garrison’s “IT” cycle.

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