Home - by BigFurHat - October 18, 2012 - 14:23 America/New_York - 22 Comments
illustr8r called this the BigFur Workout, mocking my love for tubs. (Shakes wrinkly fingered fist!)
Stranded in Sonoma
October 18th, 2012
According to the koolaidians, people are wasting water, which are Mother Gaia’s tears. We need to stop making Gaia sad. Tell the OccuScum to occupy these centers because they’re just wasting water.
I get FIT whenever my wife is WET…..
By the looks of this place when you
turn 30,you go to Carousel for Renewal.
On my bucket list.
Why do you need to bring water to drink? Just use a straw from the tub. Do you need to shower afterwards?
Here’s one for you BFH!
Oh boy, a big smelly sweat and piss tank…if you like golden showers, it should hit the spot.
This has to be the dumbest invention since Gravity Boots!
“Engages all major muscle groups”??
You can do that without the communal petri dish.
I’ll stick to swimming lengths at my ‘Y’, thanks.
I’m gonna put my bike in my pool and save a shitload of money!
@hanoverfist — Re-NEW!
How many people pee in that thing?
I sometimes mate in my shower.
Does that count?
Another useless toy for trophy wives to stay busy.
Coming soon: Joe Bidet and Barry Soeter-O will be selling these useless cash incinerators starting in January!
Talk about a wet dream!!!
Given the Bidet jet spraying a stream of water on the Rider’s back side, I’d speculate that this is a Japanese invention.
Yeah, I’ll never take another bath and this is almost too bath like. Sitting and stewing in my own soup of dirt just isn’t my idea of getting clean. My wife marveled once at the ring around the tub and how dirty it was… SEE!
It seems to me that the thing doesn’t fill up far enough-shouldn’t your arms and back be in the water too for relaxation and resistance?
BFH should have been consulted about the design before these things went into production.
@HanoverFist Love the Carousel comment!
For people who don’t like to walk, bike, or swim the way healthy people do.
Afterwards, they can go to a specially heated and ventilated room with bars on the ceiling to do that “hanging upside down” exercise (a big thing in the Eighties) to dry out.
October 19th, 2012
You could get the same effect with an Exercycle in a flooded basement.
Weldor, not if your in there by yourself.
Reminds me of Mr. Garrison’s “IT” cycle.
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