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Incontinence.

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Doing what? Imparting wisdom and guidance? Serving tea?

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Inside scoop: Actually he’s on his back, in bed, staring up at a poster on the ceiling.

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Hey, Smirky-the-Jerk, it doesn’t count if you’re just watching roundball and smokin’ choom.

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Joe must be polishing Barack’s shoes AND his knob if it’s taking four to six hours each day.

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If I was in charge of obama’s upbringing, I sure as hell would not let this man child spend that much time alone with weird uncle Joe.

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IN TANDEM COMMODES THEY . . .
Sit & Think & Shit & Stink for 4 to 6 hours a day to ‘Dueling Banjos’

ROMNEY | RYAN | 2012!

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They must have comfortable bar stools wherever he sits with Obama four to six hours a day.

BTW four to six hours is a range, not an average. The average is 5 hours.

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Joe is suffering from advanced dementia. Barry sees Joe for 4-6 seconds every day as he tries to avoid him on his way to the golf course. To a normal person, that much time would seem like 4-6 months! But to Joe’s demented state, it seems like hours.

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Somebody’s got to watch him …

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Only when O allows him to drive the golf cart.

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In all honesty, Joe, it’s not good to drink so much before 6 PM

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Splains why Joe’s so stupid.

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NOT TO WORRY.. slojo still gets plenty of exercise gettin up OFF barry’s stack of important papers, hands him the next paper, then sits back down on barry’s stack of important papers

get your FEET AND your RETARD. OFF. OUR. Resolute. desk.

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” I Sit with Obama Every Day on an ‘Average of Four to Six Hours a Day’”

Yeah naked in the hot tub!

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Cousin Joe the Court Jester O’BiteMe hasn’t seen Oblamey for four to six hours in the last 4 to 6 fcuking months!

I’ll continue to remind folks that this delusional gaffemaster is just a heartbeat away from the preezyduncy – at least until this January.

Be very, very afraid…..

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Sitting together 4 to 6 hours a day…..

Just sitting there? Sure. Joe’s that old and Barky’s that lazy.

Choom roof hits sure would explain alot of Joe’s behavior.
And it’s not like either one has any important work to do.

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Four to six hours a day with Teh iWon?

How could a human being BE so lucky??

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i had to baby sit my mother in law when she was old and senile too.

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I don’t know which one to feel sorry for.

Not that I would ever feel sorry for either one of them.

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@Chief–

I’ll be on my knees in prayer either way. The prayers will be a bit different, though.

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Ya’ KNOW… Obama really ought pay attention to those Viagra warnings. He’s SUPPOSED to call a doctor for an erection lasting more than FOUR hours…

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For the first time since I was unfortunate to hear BHO’s name, I feel kinda sorry for the dude.

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Well they’re both full of sh*t,so I could imagine the two together on a tandem toilet.

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@Johnny Freedom

well, KNOCKITOFF, willya?- the damage this FnPOS has done is incomprehensible -remind yourself that he feels hasn’t done ENOUGH damage to this country- the anti-colonialist has COLONIZED America with several million anti-American bastards and UNTOLD trillions of taxpayer dollars will be PISSED away for decades to come..

for the next 30+ years, he’ll go flittin around the world soaking up the praise for islamasizing this Judeo-Christian founded country-he won’t pay a RED DAMN CENT in restitution, NOR a second in JAIL

didn’t think it was possible to hate ANYbody MORE than tommy dashole as senate leader – but with reid, pelosi AND Ocummstain… boy what a damn choice

feel better now?

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What he MEANT to say is that he TAKES IT UP THE ASS from Barry 4-6 hours a day.

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That’s the problem with the current “leadership” in the white house — they just sit around on their asses all day long while the country goes to hell because of their destructive policies.

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oops. Nothing to see here…. move along….

(nervous laughter)

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I’ve got my oldest friend from college coming in.

It’s either celebratory shooters or wound licking with Bloody Mary’s. but either way plans will be hatched!!!

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Must be for the post-golf circle-jerk.

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I think I have finally diagnosed Greezy Joe’s illness.

He is suffering from POLITICAL TOURETTE’S SYNDROME. He just blurts any shit, any lie that comes immediately to mind.

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“And what about if he doesn’t?”

chief, failure is NOT an option

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At a campaign rally yesterday, Crazy Joe asked,
“How many of you know someone who served in Iraq
or Iran?” and “How many of you know someone who
was wounded in Iraq or Iran?” In the background,
Harry Reid raised his hand both times. True story.

Iran?

They ain’t the brightest bulbs on the tree, folks.

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@Anne
you have a source for that?

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chiefillinicake:

“Folks…

I’m wondering about two things right now….

What are you guys doing first if Romney actually wins?

And what about if he doesn’t?

A hint…both scenarios involve booze for me.”

I love ya, but you are full of crap. You are a business man same as a bunch of us. Your gonna reach down and make sure you still have a pair and go and try and turn adversity into opportunity. We’re fucked up like that. It’s never been about the money, it’s the game. Barry’s just a big fucking handicap for us. Be a lot better game if Mitt gets in. But if not, we will still play to win.

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http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-how-many-you-know-someone-who-served-iraq-or-iran_654909.html

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H/T Anne ^^^

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The only one that sits 4-6 hrs a day with choomboy is Valjar.
She runs a tight ship….

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