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Crowley, Obama Prepare For Romney
WILLIAMSBURG, Virginia (BHN) – After several days of intensive preparation for the upcoming debate, President Obama spent last night alone at his hotel “boning up,” according to his campaign.
Moderater Candy Crowley was seen at a local restaurant preparing herself for tonight’s debate by carb-loading healthy quantities of fried chicken and red wine, shortly before retiring early to the same hotel where the President is staying.
An unnamed Obama campaign staff member insisted there was “absolutely no truth” to the rumor Crowley conferred with the President somewhere around 2:00 AM.
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FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 17th, 2012
OT – anyone see Atlas Shrugged 2???
Moe Tom
October 17th, 2012
Holy Shit!
Bad Brad
October 17th, 2012
Wheew, you’d need a bag a flour for that thing.
Nutjob
October 17th, 2012
She should be permanantly banned from ever holding any kind of moderator or journalistic position forever.
When an alleged unbiased person blatantly shows their bias and is recorded and documented she should face charges.
dba_vagabond_trader
October 17th, 2012
rotflmao!
Moe Tom
October 17th, 2012
She’s guaranteed a big time job with the Big Bird outfit. No problem.
Ya sure
October 17th, 2012
Polka time: “I don’t want her, he can have her , she’s too fat for me, she’s too fat for me, way too fat for me…”
For the third debate does Barky prearrange a pacifier and a crying towel ?!
Alxandro
October 18th, 2012
It’s official, Obama had a fling with Sam Kinison.
Hotlanta Mike
October 18th, 2012
Once you go black, Candy, you never go back…
jwm
October 18th, 2012
Stayed at the same hotel. Oh, gee. Good thing there wasn’t evidence of some collusion between the Zero, and the moderator. Or nothing that might raise some suspicion.
Nope.
Clean as as as…
no, it ain’t so clean.
JWM
Unruly Refugee
October 18th, 2012
That is just disgusting. How many times did Big Harry have to vomit and bleach his eyes when he made that?
I Luv Bacon
October 18th, 2012
Which one was pitching?
Bloodless Coup
October 18th, 2012
Must Watch Video Now Going Viral
Obama Phone Remix (parody song)
Boobie the Rocket Dog
October 18th, 2012
@ Moe Tom – I’ll bet you’re right. Look for her on the View with guest shots on Sesame Street as soon as she gets tired of the island life in 2013.
@ Free Man – You betcha. First matinee showing out of the gate and, yes, the audience applauded at the end.
Much as I loved Taylor Schilling and Grant Bowler, it only took five minutes to get used to the new (and older) actors before the story overtook the cast change.
dba_vagabond_trader
October 18th, 2012
The look on his face, gotta do what ya gotta do.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
October 18th, 2012
Candy?
Nothing sweet there.
She should’ve stuck to Candace or the lesbo version, “‘Dace.”
chiefillinicake
October 18th, 2012
I told the Mrs. That Candy Crowley, from behind at the debate, looked just like Meatloaf did back in the day.
The shot of her above looks like Axelrod in a fat suit and drag.
Anonymous
October 18th, 2012
Who bought the contraceptives?
AbigailAdams
October 18th, 2012
In the real world, crowley would be updating her LinkedIn profile to reflect a change of careers. But in Progtard Land, her performance is seen as career-enhancing. The RNC should NEVER have agreed to the debate moderators. I am having fun, though, thinking about turnabout/fairplay in 2015. Hmm. Let’s see (in no particular order):
Mr. Hat
Victoria Jackson
Sean Hannity
Thomas Sowell
Charles Krauthammer
Star Jones
Mark Levin
Dennis Miller
Dennis Prager
Glenn Beck
Michelle Malkin
Anne Coulter
Hugh Hewitt
Any number of people from the American Enterprise Institute or writers from American Thinker.
Who would you choose?
Donkey Dumper
October 18th, 2012
LOL Is she UGLY ugh Barf etc ah so they was in same hotel ( aka Bordello ?? ) getting primed fo debate so’s Obamy cud say he was the masterbater LOL an Candy ass hepped him study eh They both need to be sterilized with acid