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The Buck Stops in Machu Pichu & Debate Update
First things first: today’s cartoon is something of a placeholder until we can post something about last night’s second Presidential debate (which is still hours away as we write this).
But that being said, what a load of codswallop we’re being handed in the ongoing Benghazi scandal. Specifically, to take pressure off of Barack Obama during the debate, Hillary Clinton suddenly decided to change her story entirely and take complete responsibility for the security failings which led to the successful Al-Qaeda attack on our consulate, and the brutal murders of four Americans.
But wait – what does she mean by “complete responsibility?” It seems that she means she’ll take complete responsibility for looking to see which “security officials” working under her should have prevented this massacre, and will then study solutions to make sure it doesn’t happen again.
No sooner was this highly unconvincing mea culpa out of Hillary’s mouth than she hopped a government jet to whisk her as far from inquisitive reporters as possible - specifically to a conference in Peru to discuss women’s rights, ride llamas, listen to Andean pan flute music, and (like her boss) claim that she can’t answer questions clearly if she’s too far above sea level.
And unlike the consulate in Benghazi which she left defenseless against Al-Qaeda, Mrs. Clinton will be fully guarded at all times. Perhaps in case she’s attacked by the radical llamas of Al-Paca.
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grayscape
October 17th, 2012
When Romney wins in Nov Carney will be one of hundreds fleeing to South America like his ideological ancestors did in 1945. Hillary is preparing a place for them.
I'm Your Huckleberry
October 17th, 2012
too bad the sack wasn’t tossed into a river..
AbigailAdams
October 17th, 2012
I never see an open thread at IOTW. I need one — I need to vent. Just a suggestion.
Chuck U Farley
October 17th, 2012
This broad is out of the country more than Moose.
Maybe she’s afraid to go back to home in Chuwallybutt, NY, or where ever it is, ’cause someone may drop a house on her.
chico
October 17th, 2012
Soon we may see her photo on milk cartons.
Bad Brad
October 17th, 2012
Chuck U Farley, Dude, that’s her job.
Anonymous
October 17th, 2012
“to a conference in Peru to discuss women’s rights, ride llamas, listen to Andean pan flute music, and (like her boss) claim that she can’t answer questions clearly if she’s too far above sea level.”
And (don’t forget) to chug beer and chase broads. Ugly broads.
Lisl
October 17th, 2012
What a pity I can’t use one of my favorite juvenile lines from a cartoon: “When good llamas go bad…”
Just like it is all.
Nutjob
October 17th, 2012
Good thing she cares so much about Sharia law and muslim womens rights to vote, an education, driving, holding down jobs, public elections, and not having their clits hacked off with a broken beer bottle.
The Peruvian women might want to abstain from her aiding them in their quest for inalienable rights.
On a 2nd note, who are the other people in the picture with Hillary?
tom@drum
October 18th, 2012
Next she will be checking out the cave the Chilean miners were stuck in.
Unruly Refugee
October 18th, 2012
She’s down there chewing coca leaves while her “assistant” gives her full body massages. In the mean time America burns and Hillary could care less.
Donkey Dumper
October 18th, 2012
Old ugly Hillery ugh , chewing coca leaves and getting Al-paca ed by some brownie packer.