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“Experts,” Without Knowing Sarah Palin’s Actual Diet, Proclaim it Causes Cancer, Heart Disease

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A Time For Choosing

I thought I was done with this stupidity last week after addressing the 100s of “me too” articles proclaiming Sarah Palin was [all of a sudden] “scary skinny.” Evidently not.

As readers know, Sarah is in the process of writing a diet and exercise book. Having already penned two New York Times number one best sellers, it seems the media is doing it’s best to make sure this book doesn’t reach the same huge audience.

 

A gorgeous, fit and trim Sarah Palin sits in the Dancing With The Stars audience on Oct. 8. / Adam Taylor, ABC

 

Now “experts,” who haven’t seen the unwritten as of yet book, and have absolutely no details about the Palins’ diet, are already claiming it to be unhealthy, and likely to cause cancer and heart problems.

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h/t  Unashamed Domestic Dame

 

» 26 Comments

  1. Bayouwulf

    October 17th, 2012

    Sigh….
    Wonderwoman!

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  2. Dano

    October 17th, 2012

    That’s SKINNY!?? Oh yeah, she’s a republican…

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  3. Left Coast Dan

    October 17th, 2012

    Mooshell, who is supposedly famous for her arms, lusts after Palin’s guns.

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  4. anon

    October 17th, 2012

    So stupid. She was 5 months post-partum in their ‘before’ photos.

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  5. Anonymous

    October 17th, 2012

    Compare her to every other woman in the pic above.
    That snoring babe in the back row, is that Helen Thomas ?

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  6. IronyCurtain

    October 17th, 2012

    Whatever this woman is doing – it’s working.

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  7. Dr. Tar

    October 17th, 2012

    Can’t wait till Mooshelle puts together her cookbook. Oh, wait yes I can.

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  8. Tim

    October 17th, 2012

    Let’s see if I got this straight – the Moose is one of the 100 “most beautiful” wymyn in America and Sarah ain’t even in the running?

    Do I need new glasses or is the horseshit too thick?

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  9. hanoverfist

    October 17th, 2012

    “Marathon thin”

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  10. norman einstein

    October 17th, 2012

    Well, next to that pork pie sitting beside her, of COURSE she’s thin.

    Link not working for me, BTW.

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  11. Horrorman18

    October 17th, 2012

    Smoking hotness causes cancer?

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  12. Mrs Compton

    October 17th, 2012

    If I can have any hope of resembling her I’m buying that book!!!

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  13. reddecaesari

    October 17th, 2012

    candy crowley will be first in line to buy the book.

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  14. CrustyB

    October 17th, 2012

    “Experts” need to diagnose and cure the irrational need to believe everything Sarah Palin does is crazy/evil/stupid.

    I genuinely hope she lives high off the hog and laughs her skinny ass off on election night while stupid Republicans vote their big-government statist against the Democrats’ in November’s big Socialist Playoff Game.

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  15. webby h

    October 17th, 2012

    nice tri-s, finish first

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  16. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 17th, 2012

    1. Yup, link not working (a link shouldn’t have quotes and commas, should it?)

    2. I WANT TO SEE THE BOTTOM HALF OF THAT PICTURE!

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  17. Noelegy

    October 17th, 2012

    I wasn’t aware she needed to lose weight.

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  18. Corona

    October 17th, 2012

    The ‘experts’ should remember it’s toned muscles like Sarahs’ that help her to skin a puma.

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  19. Pigskinner

    October 17th, 2012

    Sarah has been giving me heart trouble for the last 5 years!My heart could not take having sex with woman like that,hell just looking and thinking about it is givin me palpations.

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  20. Blacksmith8✡

    October 17th, 2012

    Heh, just looking at her, makes me breath funny.

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  21. Extirpates

    October 17th, 2012

    The same experts point out that breathing is dangerous and can lead to heart trouble, there is no COPD among those who do not breathe!

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  22. Liberal Larry

    October 17th, 2012

    She’s doing what she makes us do. Throw up.

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  23. David R.,

    October 17th, 2012

    Sarah is real lady. True grit. Pioneering. Strong. She’s an American treasure.

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  24. TOWG

    October 17th, 2012

    I confess to impure thoughts about Sarah.

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  25. TOWG

    October 17th, 2012

    This photo is not helping my efforts at rehabilitation.

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  26. mkultra

    October 17th, 2012

    Wonderful capable conservative woman who raises her own children. No wonder she makes impotent liberal white men head for the fainting couch.

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