Home - by Cardigan - October 17, 2012 - 14:00 America/New_York - 89 Comments
October 17th, 2012
“Ooooohhhh…. I think his zippers down!!!!”
Maudie N Mandeville
Where’s my face slapper machine? Need to turn it up to ‘Knock the smug off’.
During the Debate, Obama makes his best effort at a contribution; by farting.
Obama prepares to bow before the next president…
I bow to all my opponents.
Hey, nice ass!
Obama perfects sleeping with eyes open….
In a revealing moment withheld from the TV audience by the broadcasters, the nation’s feckless post turtle fell off his post.
Hold that cue card steady, Candy.
Obama intently searches for mini-prompter used by well spoken Romney…..
Oooh Mitt looks so good I think I wet myself!
Looks like a wet one cheek sneak,
Obama thought balloon “DIE! DIE! MF’er DIE!”
Man, I think I can just peel one off here and no one will notice,,,,PFFFFFFFFFFFFT,,,ahhhh, there we go
Valerie said I do good then I get Choom
Gotta lay off the chili…
Obama has mini stroke after hearing truth from the media for the first time in 4 years….
Candy has que cards for O. It’s hard to read from 40 feet
I’ll use my super vision to destroy him!
Why isn’t it working?
To encourage him for the debate, Biden told Obozo that if you stared hard enough at the back of Romney’s head you could make him forget what he was saying. And the idiot believed him.
Me so horny
“Is that a fly on his face?”
Stranded in Sonoma
0bama took another one in the nads from Romney.
obama mistakes his microphone for something else.
Taking a peek at Candy’s up-skirt, I mean up-tent
“Ah…Silent but deadly!”
That wasn’t a Fart ….
“Mitt reminds me of Reggie from this angle…”
Obama leans forward, America takes the fall….
Obama “accidentally” sits on banana left on seat at debate……
Obama robot malfunctions during debate…..
(thought bubble): “Remember! Don’t stare at your shoes, don’t stare at your shoes. “
Where is my damn caddie?
I need help reading this putt.
Super Obama attempts to take out his arch rival Mighty Mitt with his laser beam eyes
Very similar to the expression on the little girl’s face when Romney was giving his speech at the school.
Obama sharts at the most in-opportune time
Obama’s face freezes that way, just like momma said……..
O staring at Biden looking for debating tips
I gotta go doo doo!
Sure is hard to read the teleprompter from back here.
“Money, I smell money. Lots and lots of money.”
Time release meth. Damn but the DEA gets some good shit!
Why won’t his head explode?!
Joe said that if I wish really hard and concentrate … his heart will explode!
OH MY RING OF FIRE! Last time I have Reggie’s Love sausage before a public appearance, can’t stand this anal spooge seepage.
Thought Bubble: Mitt, I’m staring at you. Does my staring bother you Mit? Mitty…Mitty…Mitty. Hey, Mitty, Mitty, Mitty, swing! Boogidy, Boogidy, Boo!
Come on, there’s got to be something I can do to take you out of your game. How can you be beating me so badly out here, again. I actually studied this time. I am OBAMA and no one can out do ME!
Never trust a fart in public Choom Boy.
They have a way of causing a trickle down your leg.
Obama – I need Preperation H, not debate Prep
Learned the pose from my chum, George…
BRRRRFFFFTTTTTT! How in the world did his campaign find out that in college I was known as the Farting Marxist?
Thought Bubble: MAY DAY, MAY DAY! MAY DAY! This is Air Farce One and I am declaring a logic emergency. My brain is melting trying to keep up with all the lies I’ve told about Libya. Call Reggie and tell him I always loved him. MAY DAY, MAY DAY, MAY DAY! I am augering this Presidency in for the 2nd time in two weeks.
“I find if I lean way forward like this when I fart, I get great reverb off the seat.
Sometimes it even gives me a woody.”
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!
The naked emperor desperately tries to imagine Mitt Romney without any clothes.
Channeling Bill Cosby for the save…
A Casual Observer
If only Mitt had turned and asked, “Mr. President, has anyone ever told you that you are very strange?”
Obama follows the motto of his favorite T.V. channel and “Leans Forward”
Michelle…..Michelle…. Uh, the cameras are on, and, uh, stop looking at the the food table and, you know, start, uh, watching me.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
CALLER– “. . . BOW TO YOUR CORNER . . .”
“I always have a Boehner for Republicans!”
“… oh shit, I’m toast, aaaaaannnnnnd, the head goes in the guillotine assssssss such….”
I’ve got your tax cuts right here!
Repositioning Presidential Butt Plug One.
If I light this fart I can launch myself right out of the corner I’ve painted myself into.
Oops, I sat on one of my nuts, actually my only nut.
The voodoo that he do so well
The “President” scans the audience for his cheating wife.
“I bet his dick is succulent”
“Obama farts cum after his date earlier in the day with George Soros”
I will burn a hole right through your fat head Candy if you don’t get Mitt to shut up …
Looks like Disney’s animatron Obama is failing like this Lincoln version:
Damn, my pension really isn’t as big as his.
I fart in your general direction.
I bow to you now.
When you get a minute could you please take that out of my ass.
Good gawd, the man is mentally masturbating on stage live. EWWWWWW.
“All my lying is making my stomach upset. Let’s see if I can blow some of this tension out without anyone noticing.”
An original Chairman Mao suit for sale? Money is no object when it comes to Mao’s footsteps.
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
He is thinking of sinking his putz
or is it Chairman Bow
Wm. A. "Bill" Fisher
October 18th, 2012
“Uh-oh. I just crapped in my pants.”
When you get off his shoulder you little DEVIL then the MASTER can get on it.
Candy, stop the mean guy. I have to pee pee.
I’m getting my panties in a wad again.
After Reggies reaming and new mexico chili burger my ass is burning LOL
What the hell are you waiting for Candy? The transcripts I gave you…. the ones we went over for 12 hours, pull out the fucking transcripts …
Michael W Perkins
October 27th, 2012
(FART) (Cant hear it though as his ass has been worn out by reggie love & Michelle
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