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  1. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    October 17th, 2012

    “Ooooohhhh…. I think his zippers down!!!!”

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  2. Maudie N Mandeville

    October 17th, 2012

    Where’s my face slapper machine? Need to turn it up to ‘Knock the smug off’.

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  3. Anonymous

    October 17th, 2012

    During the Debate, Obama makes his best effort at a contribution; by farting.

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  4. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama prepares to bow before the next president…

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  5. Chris

    October 17th, 2012

    I bow to all my opponents.

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  6. Zilla

    October 17th, 2012

    Hey, nice ass!

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  7. redwagyu

    October 17th, 2012

    Danger Close!!!

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  8. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama perfects sleeping with eyes open….

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  9. Ya sure

    October 17th, 2012

    In a revealing moment withheld from the TV audience by the broadcasters, the nation’s feckless post turtle fell off his post.

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  10. Debbie

    October 17th, 2012

    Hold that cue card steady, Candy.

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  11. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama intently searches for mini-prompter used by well spoken Romney…..

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  12. MADJACK

    October 17th, 2012

    Oooh Mitt looks so good I think I wet myself! :roll:

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  13. Bad Brad

    October 17th, 2012

    Looks like a wet one cheek sneak,

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  14. Anonymous

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama thought balloon “DIE! DIE! MF’er DIE!”

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  15. Big_Dictator

    October 17th, 2012

    Man, I think I can just peel one off here and no one will notice,,,,PFFFFFFFFFFFFT,,,ahhhh, there we go

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  16. Anonymous

    October 17th, 2012

    Valerie said I do good then I get Choom

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  17. Ferny

    October 17th, 2012

    Gotta lay off the chili…

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  18. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama has mini stroke after hearing truth from the media for the first time in 4 years….

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  19. Anonymous

    October 17th, 2012

    Candy has que cards for O. It’s hard to read from 40 feet

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  20. demonrat dave

    October 17th, 2012

    I’ll use my super vision to destroy him!
    Why isn’t it working?

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  21. Ya sure

    October 17th, 2012

    To encourage him for the debate, Biden told Obozo that if you stared hard enough at the back of Romney’s head you could make him forget what he was saying. And the idiot believed him.

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  22. Anonymous

    October 17th, 2012

    Me so horny

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  23. MaryfromMarin

    October 17th, 2012

    “Is that a fly on his face?”

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  24. Stranded in Sonoma

    October 17th, 2012

    0bama took another one in the nads from Romney.

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  25. scribble

    October 17th, 2012

    obama mistakes his microphone for something else.

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  26. dude

    October 17th, 2012

    Taking a peek at Candy’s up-skirt, I mean up-tent

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  27. Doc

    October 17th, 2012

    “Ah…Silent but deadly!”

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  28. Drackxman

    October 17th, 2012

    That wasn’t a Fart ….

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  29. Jerry Manderin

    October 17th, 2012

    “Mitt reminds me of Reggie from this angle…”

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  30. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama leans forward, America takes the fall….

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  31. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama “accidentally” sits on banana left on seat at debate……

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  32. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama robot malfunctions during debate…..

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  33. Ya sure

    October 17th, 2012

    (thought bubble): “Remember! Don’t stare at your shoes, don’t stare at your shoes. “

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  34. Troy

    October 17th, 2012

    Where is my damn caddie?
    I need help reading this putt.

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  35. Horrorman18

    October 17th, 2012

    Super Obama attempts to take out his arch rival Mighty Mitt with his laser beam eyes

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  36. MsTebo

    October 17th, 2012

    Very similar to the expression on the little girl’s face when Romney was giving his speech at the school.

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  37. Horrorman18

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama sharts at the most in-opportune time

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  38. muddjuice (Absolutist)

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama’s face freezes that way, just like momma said……..

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  39. Anonymous

    October 17th, 2012

    O staring at Biden looking for debating tips

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  40. hanoverfist

    October 17th, 2012

    I gotta go doo doo!

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  41. Bullman

    October 17th, 2012

    Sure is hard to read the teleprompter from back here.

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  42. finai

    October 17th, 2012

    “Money, I smell money. Lots and lots of money.”

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  43. jwm

    October 17th, 2012

    Time release meth. Damn but the DEA gets some good shit!

    JWM

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  44. Dano

    October 17th, 2012

    Why won’t his head explode?!

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  45. Tim

    October 17th, 2012

    Joe said that if I wish really hard and concentrate … his heart will explode!

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  46. LIBERTYMILITIA

    October 17th, 2012

    OH MY RING OF FIRE! Last time I have Reggie’s Love sausage before a public appearance, can’t stand this anal spooge seepage.

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  47. Dr. Tar

    October 17th, 2012

    Thought Bubble: Mitt, I’m staring at you. Does my staring bother you Mit? Mitty…Mitty…Mitty. Hey, Mitty, Mitty, Mitty, swing! Boogidy, Boogidy, Boo!

    Come on, there’s got to be something I can do to take you out of your game. How can you be beating me so badly out here, again. I actually studied this time. I am OBAMA and no one can out do ME!

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  48. OpenTheDoor

    October 17th, 2012

    Never trust a fart in public Choom Boy.
    They have a way of causing a trickle down your leg.

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  49. nobarack08

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama – I need Preperation H, not debate Prep

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  50. Free4Now

    October 17th, 2012

    Learned the pose from my chum, George…

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  51. IronyCurtain

    October 17th, 2012

    BRRRRFFFFTTTTTT! How in the world did his campaign find out that in college I was known as the Farting Marxist?

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  52. Dr. Tar

    October 17th, 2012

    Thought Bubble: MAY DAY, MAY DAY! MAY DAY! This is Air Farce One and I am declaring a logic emergency. My brain is melting trying to keep up with all the lies I’ve told about Libya. Call Reggie and tell him I always loved him. MAY DAY, MAY DAY, MAY DAY! I am augering this Presidency in for the 2nd time in two weeks.

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  53. norman einstein

    October 17th, 2012

    “I find if I lean way forward like this when I fart, I get great reverb off the seat.
    Sometimes it even gives me a woody.”

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  54. Wagtube

    October 17th, 2012

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!

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  55. mkultra

    October 17th, 2012

    The naked emperor desperately tries to imagine Mitt Romney without any clothes.

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  56. RedNeckRobot

    October 17th, 2012

    Channeling Bill Cosby for the save…

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  57. A Casual Observer

    October 17th, 2012

    If only Mitt had turned and asked, “Mr. President, has anyone ever told you that you are very strange?”

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  58. Chris

    October 17th, 2012

    Obama follows the motto of his favorite T.V. channel and “Leans Forward”

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  59. burner

    October 17th, 2012

    Michelle…..Michelle…. Uh, the cameras are on, and, uh, stop looking at the the food table and, you know, start, uh, watching me.

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  60. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 17th, 2012

    CALLER– “. . . BOW TO YOUR CORNER . . .”

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  61. Anonymous

    October 17th, 2012

    “I always have a Boehner for Republicans!”

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  62. pissedpatriot30

    October 17th, 2012

    “… oh shit, I’m toast, aaaaaannnnnnd, the head goes in the guillotine assssssss such….”

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  63. tenmegaton

    October 17th, 2012

    I’ve got your tax cuts right here!

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  64. kvn

    October 17th, 2012

    Repositioning Presidential Butt Plug One.

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  65. Hillbilly Lawyers

    October 17th, 2012

    If I light this fart I can launch myself right out of the corner I’ve painted myself into.

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  66. dude

    October 17th, 2012

    Oops, I sat on one of my nuts, actually my only nut.

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  67. Geri

    October 17th, 2012

    The voodoo that he do so well

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  68. Mr.Gates

    October 17th, 2012

    The “President” scans the audience for his cheating wife.

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  69. Lazlo

    October 17th, 2012

    “I bet his dick is succulent”

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  70. Genl Ripper

    October 17th, 2012

    “Obama farts cum after his date earlier in the day with George Soros”

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  71. Hillbilly Lawyers

    October 17th, 2012

    I will burn a hole right through your fat head Candy if you don’t get Mitt to shut up …

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  72. Jethro

    October 17th, 2012

    Looks like Disney’s animatron Obama is failing like this Lincoln version:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF0j69pAM7g
    .

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  73. mcnorman

    October 17th, 2012

    Damn, my pension really isn’t as big as his.

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  74. mcnorman

    October 17th, 2012

    I fart in your general direction.

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  75. mcnorman

    October 17th, 2012

    I bow to you now.

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  76. Chris

    October 17th, 2012

    When you get a minute could you please take that out of my ass.

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  77. mcnorman

    October 17th, 2012

    Good gawd, the man is mentally masturbating on stage live. EWWWWWW.

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  78. Big Jacket

    October 17th, 2012

    “All my lying is making my stomach upset. Let’s see if I can blow some of this tension out without anyone noticing.”

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  79. NoMoreO

    October 17th, 2012

    An original Chairman Mao suit for sale? Money is no object when it comes to Mao’s footsteps.

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  80. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 17th, 2012

    He is thinking of sinking his putz

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  81. Anonymous

    October 17th, 2012

    or is it Chairman Bow

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  82. Wm. A. "Bill" Fisher

    October 18th, 2012

    BARAAAACK, obama…

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  83. TheFineReport.com

    October 18th, 2012

    “Uh-oh. I just crapped in my pants.”

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  84. TED JUSANT

    October 18th, 2012

    When you get off his shoulder you little DEVIL then the MASTER can get on it.

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  85. MNHawk

    October 18th, 2012

    Candy, stop the mean guy. I have to pee pee.

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  86. Caption

    October 18th, 2012

    I’m getting my panties in a wad again.

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  87. jomama

    October 18th, 2012

    After Reggies reaming and new mexico chili burger my ass is burning LOL

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  88. Hillbilly Lawyers

    October 18th, 2012

    What the hell are you waiting for Candy? The transcripts I gave you…. the ones we went over for 12 hours, pull out the fucking transcripts …

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  89. Michael W Perkins

    October 27th, 2012

    (FART) (Cant hear it though as his ass has been worn out by reggie love & Michelle

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