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I see a Bawney Fwank in there. Better flush twice.

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It’s a hoot – I already shared it with a bunch of friends! IC rocks!

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Every time I try to buy one of Irony’s songs, I get this message:

Hmm, that shouldn’t have happened.

Please go back and try reloading the page, waiting for it to load fully. Sorry for the inconvenience!

What am I doing wrong?

Did you try the “contact/help with downloads” on the right? – Irony

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The lyrics are great! Wish I could have a listen.

Flush those stinkers !!!

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Thanks, Irony Curtain – it worked!

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One momentous peristalic rush and the planet will heal and oceans cease to rise.

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As a 36 year plumber (retired) I can assure you that there are socialists in EVERY toilet.

Some so large that they had to be broken up with a screwdriver before being flushable.

Sorta the Michael Moore or Alan Grayson of …

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Where? I only see the usual turds.

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@Irony -

“….We’re gonna need a bigger toilet! – Irony….”

“There’s a Liberal in my Sceptic Tank”. Is that big enough?

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Like sewer rats coming up through the plumbing. (shudder)

Wonderful lyrics and song, Irony! There are some very, very talented people on this website!

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Yes, they are not only in the toilets, but they also clump together in the sewer lines.

http://www.rightwingnews.com/environment/san-francisco-low-flow-toilets-cause-114-million-fecal-jam-in-sewer-lines/

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I hope Obama isn’t one of those turds that just won’t flush
GTFO 2012

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I’m from CA. If it’s Brown, flush it down.

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Excellent!!!

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Rather than let builders and contractors use REAL toilets to combat the problem, San Francisco is spending another $14 million to dump millions of gallons of BLEACH into the lines and systems to kill the smell and bacteria.

@Plain Jane — Just so you know, Greenpeace tried to get chlorine banned. Yes. They tried to ban an element on the periodic table. Now they have to use it to clean all their liberal shite out of the sewers. One of the many reasons I avoid San Fransicko at all costs.

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Irony…..Dare I say….FRILLIANT!!!!!!

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I think you’re gonna need a bigger bowl

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In the shitter is a good goddamn place for em.

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Hope that’s a Ferguson.

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Great comments guys. But I gotta go drop a democrat. (Hopefully their all sinkers and I dont have to hold the handle down forever.)

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You’re going to have to snake that drain.

And it will leave a stain.

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@ Stranded in Sonoma

I didn’t know Greenpeace did that. Common sense is a thing of the past for much of humanity.

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@Plain Jane — To the Death of Common Sense:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He
will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn’t always fair
Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend
more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children,
are in charge.)

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children. It declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a Band-Aid to a
student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and
wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in
her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was
preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is
To Blame, and I’m A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

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I just pinched off a big ole Pelosi after stopping by my favorite mexican restaurant.

Luckily for me I had a can of Barney Frank shit eating enzymes to ensure everything flows smoothly through the Reid shit pipes into the Obama tank.

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If you ever redo that poster with somebody pissing on them (Mitt Romney?) I’d like to buy a copy.

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You left out all the two/faced liars- Anthony Weiner,Axelrod,Cutter,Burton,Anita Dunn,Wasserman Schultz,Ben Labolt,Gibbs,Plouffe,Begala,all of M.S.N.B.C.Joe ROBINETE Biden,and of course our infantile name calling Obama.’SHAME ON YOU BARACK OBAMA’

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