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Gutfeld: Romney has to ‘beat Obama like a broom on an oriental rug’
On Monday’s broadcast of Fox News Channel’s “The Five,” Greg Gutfeld explained that Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney has to win tomorrow night’s debate with President Barack Obama, and win big, saying, “If Mitt just shows up and does OK, Obama will get the win — the media will see to that.”
“So tomorrow’s round two,” Gutfeld said. “Once again, it’s Salt Lake versus Chicago. Deep convictions versus repeat convictions. Mormonism versus cronyism. LDS versus pure BS. It’s going to be dog eat dog or, in Obama’s case, man eats dog — he’ll definitely need the protein. But for Mitt, he must forget the first debate ever happened and, once again, beat Obama like a broom on an oriental rug. If Mitt just shows up and does OK, Obama will get the win — the media will see to that. ”
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CrustyB
October 16th, 2012
Instead of “LDS versus pure BS” he could have said “LDS vs. LSD.”
Meshuggahboy
October 16th, 2012
Good thing it’s an Oriental rug instead of a black one or we’d never hear the end of it.
Anne
October 16th, 2012
With all of the Satanic factions arrayed against
them, it will be a miracle if Romney/Ryan win.
If they win, we should all go to church to give
thanks to God on the day after the election.
AbigailAdams
October 16th, 2012
I liked Gutfeld on his own show better than the Five. There he could take off the gloves and give reign to his brand of comedy. On The Five, he’s forced to try to take bob beckel seriously and I’d rather see him take beckel on the way he would if it were Red Eye.
Anne
October 16th, 2012
I suspect that Bob Beckel has been obnoxious to
get attention ever since he was a little boy.
Magdalene
October 16th, 2012
Oriental rug – isn’t that raaaaaaacist?
Debbie
October 16th, 2012
Prayer rug.
Pickled Liver
October 16th, 2012
The debate[s] and election has to be won by a landslide for it to work! Anything less will be a win – after they find all the “lost” and “misplaced” votes!
Hotlanta Mike
October 16th, 2012
“Deep convictions versus repeat convictions.”
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle…
Reaganite Republican
October 16th, 2012
The Five = best show on TV today
Gutfeld’s like Miller were nobody gets all his references but he’s a real conservative that puts a fresh, entertaining spin on a political show… pioneering, actually
And he has EXCELLENT taste in women he choses to work with lol
Debbie
October 16th, 2012
Beckel always looks like he’s half in the bag all the time, even though he supposedly sobered up years ago.
Mountain Dog
October 16th, 2012
More like a brush hog being pulled by a John Deere through a field of poisonous weeds.
Anne
October 16th, 2012
I can tolerate Beckel. But I can’t tolerate Juan
Williams. I’d like to smack him upside his head.
pissedpatriot30
October 16th, 2012
Saying “oriental” rug is completely racist!!!!
Anne
October 16th, 2012
I like Cavuto, too.
Death_By_Farts
October 16th, 2012
Poor Bob…
He must have been the one fat kid in his class that didn’t have any friends and always got beat up…
venturaguy
October 16th, 2012
Gutfeld is pretty good at tweaking Beckel but the best part is when he (Beckel) says something totally wrong about Bush and Dana Perino verbally castrates him – “I was there Bob and you are WRONG”
Barf O'BiteMe
October 16th, 2012
“The Five = best show on TV today”
I could not agree more, RR!
Never saw Gutfeld anywhere else, but love his work on The Five.
And Kimberly Guilfoyle just might be the sexiest and most beautiful conservative alive!