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YUSUF ISLAM (FORMER INFIDEL CAT STEVENS) ROCKS THE CASBAH!
The Big Sexy has been hog hunting today (may .223 caliber be upon them) and got home late and am too damn tired from doing battle with those infernal pigs to write anything original. So in comes the Imam with a post from two years ago! You know, I used to really like Cat Stevens before he became a Muslim and wasn’t fun anymore. I remember getting in some high-quality smooching with some fine little fillies when AWD was in the ninth grade listening to Cat Stevens at parties. Later, I graduated on to Al Green and Teddy Pendergrass as I got older and increased in my sexitude. I can’t tell you all about that…but just know it was supa-sexy, baybah! I hope some of those fine curvy babes have since recovered. Enjoy the wise words of the Imam.
Ohhhh shama lama ramadama ding dong to you infidel dogs! Like the prophet (may peace and funkiness be upon him) says in the Koran in the book of Abdul Chapter 4, verse 666: “Friends do not let friends be infidels.” So, my infidel friends, I must behead you to show you the great love of Allah! It’s a Muslim thing, you wouldn’t understand!
From time to time the Imam reads the Angry White Infidel Dude’s disgusting Islamaphobic page. What better way to behead your enemy than to know their weaknesses. And the Imam knows that the Angry White Infidel has a great weakness for flashlights, infidel honky-tonk music, and so-called western and Latin “womerns” (which are western sluts of Satan!). Yes, the Angry White Infidel will be an easy target! But today, infidel dogs, the Imam writes about the AW Infidel’s “Music That Does Not Suck” postings on his vile website. Of course, his music does indeed suck…as he is an infidel..what do you expect? But AW Infidel Dude’s music sucks more than the normal, run-of-the-mill infidel!
Yesterday, America and the world heard the true genius of Islamic musical talent! At the infidel “Restore Sanity/Restore Fear/Restore Liberal Infidels to Congress” event in Washington, Yusuf Islam (former infidel Cat Stevens) rocked the casbah! And Shaleed liked it! Minister Yusuf has thrown off his infidelic western worldly desires to become a tortured Muslim religious fanatic like the rest of us Muslims! I can tell you that the Imam has brother Yusuf (may he sell a record this year!) on the 8-track in his Aerostar blasting out of my Delco speakers!
So listen and learn infidels to true Islamic musical genius and throw away all that Music That Does Indeed Suck from the AW Infidel! I present to you, “A Is For Allah:”
h/t Shama Llama
Jorel Lives!
October 15th, 2012
Cat was cool, until the Peace Train derailed in his mind.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
The peace train was bombed by muslims.
Cat is a fucking asshole. I hope he is still banned from the U.S.
They should lock him up in a room and saturate his empty skull with endless high volume recordings of Kitty Wells singing Just a Closer Walk With Thee until his head explodes.
Nutjob
October 15th, 2012
So he thinks women shouldn’t be able to vote, drive, have an education, or show their faces?
The left must be proud.
Callmelennie
October 15th, 2012
Old Muslim drinking song
Ninety nine names of Allah on the wall
Ninety nine of Allah … Al Rahman!
You take one down, proclaim it around
Ninety eight names of Allah on the wall
Ninety eight names of Allah on the wall
Ninety eight names of Allah … Al Hakim!
You take one down proclaim it around
Ninety seven names of Allah on the wall ….
Chuck U Farley
October 15th, 2012
I got to the 50 second mark and then started howling to the moon.
Then the dogs started howling and barking and the wife bitch-slapped me, kicked the dogs and yelled for us all to shut up.
I only got to groove for 1:16.
…sorry Moon God, you ain’t as all-powerful as She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
Hey, missed that. Kitty meet Cat. lol
Troy
October 15th, 2012
Cat Stevens lives while Ambassador Stevens is dead.
Chuck U Farley
October 15th, 2012
Kinda funny that Cat Stevens went on a journey to find the purest, most peaceful religion and ended up picking the most intolerant, hateful one.
pissedpatriot30
October 15th, 2012
To be sung to the same pathetic melody….
A is for AK and the 47, this is a wonderful muslim toy…
B is for Beheaded, this helps exercise your young muslim arms…
C is for for explosive, and when it’s joined with 4 it makes allah happy…
D is for deceitful, this is how we spread the muslim joy….
reddecaesari
October 15th, 2012
B is for beheading
C is for clitorectomy
D is for …
Callmelennie
October 15th, 2012
Here are some other songs from Yusuf’s New Album
Moos Shadow
Where Do The Dhimmis Pray
Peace Train (Exploding Louder)
Here, have a look
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/cuts-from-yusuf-salaam-s-death-to-the-tillerman-t7548.html
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
Didn’t know the bastard was a fan of Elizabeth Warren way back then.
Jorel Lives!
October 15th, 2012
@Unruly
Wow. I still remember first hearing that gospel tune as a young teenager, and where else but at the sinful movie house:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3HCY3SgzlA
What memories. What tears.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
@Jorel Lives!
I’m a big fan of Kitty Wells, Patsy Kline too. Closer Walk is one of my favorite tunes.
Ever hear Willie Nelson sing “What a Friend WE Have in Jesus”? Kind of weird, he’s an 0ccupier, go figure.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
@Jorel Lives!
oh shit, that’s my favorite movie!!!
He doesn’t sing it right in the movie but he still did a fantastic job with it.
MaryfromMarin
October 15th, 2012
How did Cat Stevens get an Elizabeth Warren t-shirt that long ago?
MaryfromMarin
October 15th, 2012
iOTW celebrates its 25 millionth view and I have my first comment awaiting moderation. I’m not sure I can take all this excitement.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
@MaryfromMarin
I made a comment about Catshit’s t-shirt that is awaiting moderation. I would love to see the code that controls comment moderation.
MaryfromMarin
October 15th, 2012
@Unruly Refugee–
MY comment was about the t-shirt, too!!!!
Cue the music from “The Twilight Zone”.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
@MaryfromMarin
Uh oh! Wonder what the penalty is for that?
Jorel Lives!
October 15th, 2012
@Unruly
Oh yes. Willie sang that good. I’m half hillbilly on my Daddy’s side, and I’ve been a Born Again since age ten. Been around them churches and heard many of the old ones, but also a proud, miserable backslider who would have heard and learned a lot more songs and hymns if had/would now listen to God.
Heaven Came Down and Glory Filled My Soul
Oh Happy Day
Just as I Am, (without one plea)
What a Friend We Have in Jesus
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands
Jesus is the Sweetest Name I Know
and lastly, but not least, my all time favorite:
Amazing Grace
I liked bunches of the singers from back then: Eddy Arnold, Glen Campbell, Johnny Cash of course, many of the Southern style singles by Dale and Grace, Loretta Lynn, Lynn Anderson and her Rose Garden, Buck Owens, Tammy Wynette, Oak Ridge Boys, Statler Brothers, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Lynyrd Skynyrd–Sweet Home Alabama baby!, and my Daddy’s favorite: Hank Williams, and still, many others. Whew! I need a cup of coffee.
MaryfromMarin
October 15th, 2012
@Unruly–
I guess we’ll just have to chalk it up to the shirt hitting the fan.
MaryfromMarin
October 15th, 2012
Now, if I’d been Chalupa, I would have said “the shirt hitting the ban” and made a double-pun score.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
@MaryfromMarin
That’s a great one! LOL!
Bad Brad
October 15th, 2012
The hell with that fag Cat Stevens. Did he shoot a pig? If so, how big? Where did you hit him, did you smoke him on he spot or need to track it, and if so how far? Weight would add a lot to the story content. Damn.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
@Jorel Lives!
I’m staying on my daughter’s land in Arkansas while I’m trying to move up north.
Once in a while I like to go to a little country church down the road with some of the friendly redneck neighbors. The first time was a real surprise because they really do sing “Dixie” in church down here, and you’d better not complain about it either.
A lot of good ol’ songs in the hymn books though.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
@Bad Brad
I think the Angry White Dude shot the pig, but I have trouble reading italics sometimes.
If he had shot Catshit stevens that would be a hell of a story now.
Bad Brad
October 15th, 2012
Unruly Refugee, That would be one hell of a story, how’d ya like to field dress that son of a bitch?
reddecaesari
October 15th, 2012
let us not forget that all-time fav
“i’m being followed by a mob in benghazi,
woo woo woo benghazi”
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
@Bad Brad
I think I would just take pictures and then let the hogs eat him. Maybe send the hog shit to some of his fans.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
@MaryfromMarin
looks like the shirt comments came back from wherever comments go when they are being moderated.
Looks like we were thinking the same thing too.
even steven
October 15th, 2012
I’m not listening to some hippy fuck who fried his head on acid then converted to the sickest death cult on the planet. I’d be better off listening to Renfield babble about flies and spiders.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
Looks like he might be handcuffed in both pictures. Hope he stays that way.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
“Adopt a Minefield” ?
You do that Cat, do for the religion of pieces.
Corona
October 16th, 2012
Godspells’ “Day By Day” over and over in his head (peace be upon him) forever and ever Amen.
That should rip his soul apart.
jwm
October 16th, 2012
Never did like his wimpy ass songs.
Go piss in your shoe, cat.
JWM