YUSUF ISLAM (FORMER INFIDEL CAT STEVENS) ROCKS THE CASBAH!
The Big Sexy has been hog hunting today (may .223 caliber be upon them) and got home late and am too damn tired from doing battle with those infernal pigs to write anything original. So in comes the Imam with a post from two years ago! You know, I used to really like Cat Stevens before he became a Muslim and wasn’t fun anymore. I remember getting in some high-quality smooching with some fine little fillies when AWD was in the ninth grade listening to Cat Stevens at parties. Later, I graduated on to Al Green and Teddy Pendergrass as I got older and increased in my sexitude. I can’t tell you all about that…but just know it was supa-sexy, baybah! I hope some of those fine curvy babes have since recovered. Enjoy the wise words of the Imam.
Ohhhh shama lama ramadama ding dong to you infidel dogs! Like the prophet (may peace and funkiness be upon him) says in the Koran in the book of Abdul Chapter 4, verse 666: “Friends do not let friends be infidels.” So, my infidel friends, I must behead you to show you the great love of Allah! It’s a Muslim thing, you wouldn’t understand!
From time to time the Imam reads the Angry White Infidel Dude’s disgusting Islamaphobic page. What better way to behead your enemy than to know their weaknesses. And the Imam knows that the Angry White Infidel has a great weakness for flashlights, infidel honky-tonk music, and so-called western and Latin “womerns” (which are western sluts of Satan!). Yes, the Angry White Infidel will be an easy target! But today, infidel dogs, the Imam writes about the AW Infidel’s “Music That Does Not Suck” postings on his vile website. Of course, his music does indeed suck…as he is an infidel..what do you expect? But AW Infidel Dude’s music sucks more than the normal, run-of-the-mill infidel!
Yesterday, America and the world heard the true genius of Islamic musical talent! At the infidel “Restore Sanity/Restore Fear/Restore Liberal Infidels to Congress” event in Washington, Yusuf Islam (former infidel Cat Stevens) rocked the casbah! And Shaleed liked it! Minister Yusuf has thrown off his infidelic western worldly desires to become a tortured Muslim religious fanatic like the rest of us Muslims! I can tell you that the Imam has brother Yusuf (may he sell a record this year!) on the 8-track in his Aerostar blasting out of my Delco speakers!
So listen and learn infidels to true Islamic musical genius and throw away all that Music That Does Indeed Suck from the AW Infidel! I present to you, “A Is For Allah:”
h/t Shama Llama