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Small Wang Contest Winner Wins iPhone
The man with the smallest penis will win an iPhone, as will another fellow who will be chosen by the site’s female, er, members. Guys who come in second and third place will get an iPad.
Sam Phillips, a former Penthouse Pet who now hosts “The Single Life,” a radio show on Sirius XM, believes the contest will not only benefit guys with cocktail-weenie-sized penises, but also women like her.
“I personally prefer smaller penises,” she told HuffPost. “I like the penis to hit my G-spot, not my cervix. These guys should be celebrated, not castrated.”
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Shouldn’t they win a Thumb Drive?
MAJ Mike
October 15th, 2012
Meh. I don’t qualify. Maybe Jay Carney has a good chance.
Stranded in Sonoma
October 15th, 2012
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she likes long walks in the park, cuddling instead of sex, and a great personality.
Dr. Tar
October 15th, 2012
Just give the iPhone to Anthony Weiner and be done with this already.
Alxandro
October 15th, 2012
I think the guy that has no penis should win the iPad.
Alxandro
October 15th, 2012
Does this mean Michelle got disqualified.
Sarthurk
October 15th, 2012
Golly! After radical prostate surgery, I might be a weiner!
Unneutral
October 15th, 2012
Even if I were a contender….well, I just wouldn’t go there.
the struggler
October 15th, 2012
Yeah…As evidenced by the huge uptick(no pun intended)in penis reduction surgery.
Dr. Tar
October 15th, 2012
Isn’t a contest like this RACIST?
Pickled Liver
October 15th, 2012
I might not be a contender but I’m willing to sign up for the measurement event! Females only please!
The Doktor
October 15th, 2012
I guess, since I am circumcised, that I have no skin in this game.
Stewie Griffin was the winner last year. Are there any folks baby enough to compete??
norman einstein
October 15th, 2012
I met a Dutch guy in college who might have been a contender.
And he was never without a girlfriend or three.
Of course, the fact that he could part his hair with his tongue might have had something to do with it.
sTevo
October 15th, 2012
Friday night material on a Monday morning.
Anonymous
October 15th, 2012
Biden’s out. He’s a HUGE dick…..
CrustyB
October 15th, 2012
If having a large penis is a crime I should be on death row.
espie
October 15th, 2012
“thumb drive” (giggle)
Anonymous
October 15th, 2012
I think he wins…..
http://karsten.bei.funpot.net/d.php?id=bb__118376-00166
Stirrin the B.S.
October 15th, 2012
I think they got the prizes backwards. Smallest should win a 70″ flat panel, while the largest wins the iphone. I mean, give the little guy something to brag about!
Irish
October 15th, 2012
This contest is slanted towards Liberals. Another bunch of MSM bias
Billy Fuster
October 15th, 2012
Would that be “fully extended”?
FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often
October 15th, 2012
Anthony Wiener has a shot at it.
Papadoc
October 15th, 2012
If a guy can reach her cervix but can’t find her G-spot, then he’s just not trying hard enough.
Unruly Refugee
October 15th, 2012
What the hell is up with all the awards for underachievement lately? Is this the end of the world?
reddecaesari
October 15th, 2012
@crustyb
thank goodness for the hung jury
Dan Ryan Galt
October 15th, 2012
So will Obama have to pick it up in person or will he send The Beard?
Bad Brad
October 15th, 2012
Papadoc, That all depends. Maybe she’s a liberal and he’s just trying to shut her up.
Stache
October 16th, 2012
I always suspected iphone users were little
d-kheads.
[ Not true, shooting for funny. probably missed. ]