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Tommy Christopher – Captain Racist!
In order to see racism everywhere you go you need to be a racist. Who else would pick up on these completely mundane turns of phrases except someone who is constantly saying in their head – “Obama is black, Obama is black, Obama is black, Obama is black.”
Mark Sanford said that Obama will be getting more aggressive in the next debate and will probably be “throwing some spears.” Immediately, Pattom Oswalt’s uglier twin, Tommy Christopher, shouted, “he said ‘SPEAR CHUCKER!”
Christopher is the racist. No one else.
From Tommy Christopher’s Racial Police Blotter:
6/9/12
Today I overheard a white woman order melon for lunch. When asked what she wanted for a beverage she asked for water.
Melon. Water. Water. Melon. Watermelon!!!
There was a black lady sitting at another table a few feet away. That white woman isn’t fooling me.
6/11/12
Overheard an old man talking about car transmissions. While pretending to struggle to come up with the word “automatic,” the old man used the word, “shiftless.” He had a southern accent. Possibly Alabama. took a picture of him for my files.
6/11/12
In Macy’s. A woman looking for a blouse kept saying to a saleslady that she wanted only cotton shirts. She kept repeating, “cotton, cotton, cotton,” over and over. The saleslady was part black, I think. Possibly a black grandmother. I farted in her general direction just to get even with her.
The blotter goes on and on from there, but you get the idea.
Stirrin the B.S.
October 15th, 2012
10/13/12 –
I observed a street magician on his knees making an ink blot grow bigger. It struck me odd that this magic knee-grow would be working with a black ink blot. I reported him to the local NAACP chapter.
Maudie N Mandeville
October 15th, 2012
So is it the Vikings, Samurai, Berbers, Scots, Flemish, Anglo-Saxon, Irish, Native Americans, Greeks, Romans, …….who the phuck is he thinking of?
Carlos The Jackal
October 15th, 2012
Better not say anything about elizabeth warren and arrows…
CrustyB
October 15th, 2012
Tommy Christopher looks like a dwarf from a David Lynch movie.
Hawaiian
October 15th, 2012
Chrithtopher is just angling for a better paying gig as David Brock’s fluffer at Media Splatters.
Edith McCrotch
October 15th, 2012
What a beslubbering plume-plucked joithead.
jwm
October 15th, 2012
“Throw spears”
In other words- Obama can’t refer to his dismal record. He has no plan. He can’t hope to debate on facts, figures, or anything remotely resembling substance. All he can hope to go on is pitching zingers written for him by his twenty-something year old speechwriters, and hope they’ll stick in the minds of the few brain dead “undecided” zombies who get their political views from Saturday Night Live, and the newspaper headlines they notice when they walk by a news stand.
Doesn’t matter. It’s going to be another Hummer/Smart Car collision.
JWM
Col. Angus
October 15th, 2012
While Sanford could be a bit more niggardly in throwing out hurtful words, it fries me that the left are such chickens.
Just the other day I heard mention of Obama getting to keep his Cadillac plan health coverage. You don’t even need Tingle’s special dog whistle to hear the insensitivity in that statement.
MarkInSavannah
October 15th, 2012
BFH – With as much time you and I spend over at Mediaite, it should be quite clear by now that Christopher is a lunatic liberal pile of shit! The turd serves absolutely no purpose other than his twisted daydreams about sticking his face in Obama’s groin.
Alfa06
October 15th, 2012
His real name is Tommy McNulty…he is the result of bad acid and Old English 800.
http://www.patdollard.com/2012/04/thomas-mcnulty-former-raw-story-editor-says-mediaites-tommy-christopher-threatened-to-sue-him-for-revealing-real-name-relationship-to-n-y-times-executive/
Jethro
October 15th, 2012
6/11/12
While I was picking up a rental car in Florida the agent asked if I wanted a white car. Surprised at the question, I asked why. She said that people in Florida prefer white cars over darker shades because they don’t get as hot in the sun. I empathically told her I wanted the darkest shade car on the lot!
Racist bitch….