In order to see racism everywhere you go you need to be a racist. Who else would pick up on these completely mundane turns of phrases except someone who is constantly saying in their head – “Obama is black, Obama is black, Obama is black, Obama is black.”
Mark Sanford said that Obama will be getting more aggressive in the next debate and will probably be “throwing some spears.” Immediately, Pattom Oswalt’s uglier twin, Tommy Christopher, shouted, “he said ‘SPEAR CHUCKER!”
Christopher is the racist. No one else.
From Tommy Christopher’s Racial Police Blotter:
Today I overheard a white woman order melon for lunch. When asked what she wanted for a beverage she asked for water.
Melon. Water. Water. Melon. Watermelon!!!
There was a black lady sitting at another table a few feet away. That white woman isn’t fooling me.
Overheard an old man talking about car transmissions. While pretending to struggle to come up with the word “automatic,” the old man used the word, “shiftless.” He had a southern accent. Possibly Alabama. took a picture of him for my files.
In Macy’s. A woman looking for a blouse kept saying to a saleslady that she wanted only cotton shirts. She kept repeating, “cotton, cotton, cotton,” over and over. The saleslady was part black, I think. Possibly a black grandmother. I farted in her general direction just to get even with her.
The blotter goes on and on from there, but you get the idea.