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  1. kirbyfrancis

    October 16th, 2012

    Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, “Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!”
    “Great Nancy , but how?” asked Harry.
    “We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever.
    Then, we’ll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there.”
    So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman , Montana . With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.
    The Bartender took a step back and said, “Hey! Aren’t you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?”
    “Yes we are!” said Nancy , “And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color.”
    They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
    A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador , lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.
    For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and left shaking their heads.
    Finally, Nancy asked, “Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog’s tail? Is it some sort of custom?”
    “Lord no,” said the bartender. “Someone’s out there running around town, claiming there’s a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!”

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  2. Unruly Refugee

    October 16th, 2012

    kirbyfrancis

    thanks for the laugh. lol

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  3. Unruly Refugee

    October 16th, 2012

    Cute puppy. I got my dog a while back and could never get him to sleep on it. He likes the floor, or if it’s hot he will sleep in the bathtub with his feet in the air. Sometimes I wish he could speak English so I could ask him a few questions.

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  4. Unruly Refugee

    October 16th, 2012

    oops. got my dog a BED… ^^

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  5. Moxie Man

    October 16th, 2012

    Feels like Sunday morning ….

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  6. eternal cracker p

    October 16th, 2012

    I picked up one of these Boston Terrier’s 11 years ago. The American Gentleman, bred in America. Super loyal dog. 11 years later, he still sleeps just like the above picture, only he looks like an old man. Average lifespan for these dogs is 11-13 years; sadly my little guy can’t see much these days.

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  7. Anne

    October 16th, 2012

    In an ideal world, every small child would grow up with Golden Labrador puppies and their parents.

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  8. Dadof3

    October 16th, 2012

    He’s flying!

    Sweet dreams of soaring over the fences, cats, bully dogs. Maybe even peeing on them a bit as he wooshes by.

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  9. Aunt Liz

    October 16th, 2012

    He’s ADORABLE! I want to bring him home with me!

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  10. Lowell

    October 16th, 2012

    About two years ago I got flash mobbed by about five of these little guys while I was getting tools out of the truck. (I work outside, mostly remote locations) I sat down in the weeds with them to do a proper hello as they deserved. They were maybe three months old. Their mother was with them and watched closely. What a squirming, wriggling mass of puppy! I was thoroughly trounced. After a few minutes their mom herded them up and got them moving back up the driveway to their house.
    Sometimes work don’t suck.

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  11. UNCLE KINK

    October 16th, 2012

    Boston Terriers are Awesome.
    I have two 2 year old brothers.
    No better dogs anywhere!

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