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The question is: Does Moose have a jockstrap on?

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I’d draw the line at a Bengals UNI.

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Well there certainly won’t be any stories about Mooch losing weight.

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There’s a hidden message in all her clothing….

Black = black people

Gray = whites

Green = white peoples’ money

Figure the rest out yourselves.

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MOOCHZILLA.

(with apologies to the respectable monster who regularly terrorizes Tokyo)

JWM

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Can I get an email?

In the mean time

this

http://thumbs.4chan.org/pol/thumb/1350264701352s.jpg

not CP

it’s an empty chair pic.. check it out.. I just saw it and thought of iOTW

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Gawd, think I’d rather do my service peeling potatoes or swabbing decks, rather than standing at attention at the steps of Air Force Moo.

Every time she’s down in the dumps, she gets a new outfit.

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Look at those two Airmen waiting at attention for this cow to stop talking with the little black kid and board the plane. Damn They must hate that detail.I’d want out! “Damn Coronel send me to Limestone, Maine as a fucking guard, but get me to fuck outta here, Sir.”

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Scribble, I’m scared to think that it could possibly be on a table inside the WH? Which then leads me to wonder who the hell is decorating the WH?

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Damn Colonel send me.

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guarantee she jumps on that plane, orders the “staff” to fetch her a mug of Hennesey and grumbles, “how many more of these little fuk’rs do I have to pretend I’m interested in….”?

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@ mizdoolally

Don’t worry, you’ll know…you’ll know.

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Bad Brad I believe you. Must be frustrating. Problem is that unless there is a change in November the good guys will not reinlist.

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I envision the jet listing heavily (pun intended) to whatever side she plops her ample ass upon. The pilot must have to keep his eyes on the pitch at all times – especially during her “head” runs.

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It looks like tire marks on her mid section. Did the jet run over her before the picture was taken?

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I do not understand this resurgence of the 1980′s neon that is making a comeback in fashion.

Flashback to Reagan policies- yes…neon, leg warmers or shoulder pads (linebacker shoulders like M’s aren’t fashionable)-no.

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Tom, If there’s not a change in November, we are all in a huge world of hurt. Did you watch Cavuto on the Financial Cliff we are face on January 1st. It’ll scare the Tacos right out of ya. This is some scary stuff, and it’s no bull shit. Everyone here should watch it. I’ll try and ind a link.

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@ mizdoolally

I’m still convinced its one of ours dressing her and telling her she looks FABULOUS!

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Better a vintage Astros jersey than a recent Astros jersey, knowwhatimean, BFH?

You realize that, in the last 48 years since the days of the Amazing Mets, only one other team has lost more games in a two year period (213)than the current Astros?

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@moarkdave

“Road kill sheek.”

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Not enough duct tape

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Pretty sure that wig catastrophe belongs on No Way Girl.

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Those lime green accents aren’t doing you any favors girl.

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I can’t find the link, might be to new.

It’s amazing how far some of these posts veer off from the original intent. Just an observation.

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She’s on a book tour promoting, ‘To Serve Man’. (don’t get on the plane, kids)

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The photo doesn’t show it, but she is wearing bright blue sneakers and pink ankle socks….

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http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/your-world-cavuto/2012/10/11/are-we-really-heading-over-fiscal-cliff

@Bad Brad, is this it?

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Where’s Mr. Blackwell when you need him?

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I have reason to believe someone from the pentagon is designing her camouflage clothes now. Don’t ask me how I know.

http://tinyurl.com/2ckwwah

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“lime green accents ”

oh, come now, they clearly draw the eye AWAY from her normally black covered gluteus enormous

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… tied up air traffic for almost 2 hours, air traffic controller mistook her ass for the front of an Airbus A320.

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conservative cowgirl, Thanks for trying. The one I saw this morning was an hour special. As soon as it becomes available or one of us can find it, its us a must see. We are in deep shit. A former CEO of Lockheed describes it as a fiscal wall instead of a cliff. I repeat, it’s a must watch.

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Are those kids her “Green Shirts” brigade? Maybe she is giving them their final marching orders and sending them off on their assignment to snitch off their family, neighbors and friends over consumption of electricity, water, sugar, fats, and salt.

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@Bad Brad. Oh, great. I look forward to viewing my impending doom.

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I WWII, the navy employed a technique called “Dazzle Camouflage” on battleships to disguise the size and shape. I think this is what’s going on with Moose.

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conservative cowgirl: It’s bad enough that the only way I see out of it is that if Romney get elected he will need to sign a few executive orders Pronto. And you know how that’s going to go over. Dem’s have no clue with what they are screwing with.

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Come on you guys, you never seen a Hezbollah flag before?

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No, I missed that one, it’s Hamas flag-wear.

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LOL Geni, why don’t you tell us how you really feel?

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MooCow is at it again. I have not seem one outfit on Moo that looks appropriate. I am still laughing at her Star Treke Hooker outfit that she wore for the Tayler Swift awards ceremony. The outfit was too small and the zipper went from her crouch to her waist. She didn’t wear the shorts or the blouse that the model wore and it was a hoot to see the zipper bulging from her flabby stomach. The vest was way to small and she looked like a broken down old Star Treke hooker.

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“Anne

October 15th, 2012

LOL Genl, why don’t you tell us how you really feel?
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…and he’s a meanie and a stupid jerk too!

General Ripper

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