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  1. Doc

    October 13th, 2012

    As M/T would say…Give me a fukin’ break!

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  2. Tim

    October 13th, 2012

    OK, are they representative of people or are they the “chubby mexican line?”

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  3. mkultra

    October 13th, 2012

    The Barak Obama doll is anatomically correct too. It has an bunghole you could drive a truck through.

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  4. Hillbilly Lawyers

    October 13th, 2012

    If that’s supposed to be mooch up top, they must be trying to save (ass) material so they can produce more.

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  5. CrustyB

    October 13th, 2012

    The Michelle doll is missing the chip on the shoulder.

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  6. Hillbilly Lawyers

    October 13th, 2012

    Why is Barack with Archie Bunker?

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  7. Blanche Holstein

    October 13th, 2012

    Heh, the squatch gots some cankles going on there.

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  8. cfm990

    October 13th, 2012

    Sometimes ya just gotta call the crop a loss, and plow it under.

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  9. chiefillinicake

    October 13th, 2012

    They all got Biden’s teeth for some reason.

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  10. MaryfromMarin

    October 13th, 2012

    As long as they’re being overtly political, where’s the Ambassador Stevens doll?

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  11. michellesbigbeaver

    October 13th, 2012

    Do not let your young daughters play with the Bill Clinton doll.

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  12. Dr. Tar

    October 13th, 2012

    That’s a hoax. Here’s the real Obama Doll

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3FL4QbedWt8/SmmFU7RsSQI/AAAAAAAAAWM/LDdO-Y51zLQ/s320/douchebag.jpg

    And here’s Biden’s doll (h/t Krasndor on People’s Cube)

    http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/103190/103190,1267503005,4/stock-photo-mechanical-monkey-toy-full-body-isolated-on-white-47763508.jpg

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  13. MaryfromMarin

    October 13th, 2012

    Michelle’s boob belt isn’t high enough and her jewelry matches too much.

    Barack’s lapel pin is too big–and it’s the wrong flag–and the Allah ring is missing.

    Joe Biden isn’t cackling enough, and there are way too many plugs. (He really DOES look like Archie Bunker, @Hillbilly Lawyers!)

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  14. Moe Tom

    October 13th, 2012

    ohgimmeafukinbreakalready.

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  15. Ricky

    October 13th, 2012

    I want the one of Obama that includes the “Voodoo Kit”: Large, sharp pins and a pre-written voodoo curse to inflict as much damage and pain, you know.. like what he’s done with our country.

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  16. MaryfromMarin

    October 13th, 2012

    P.S. Michelle’s shoes should be orange or green. To be more true to life.

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  17. Ma Deuce

    October 13th, 2012

    Obungle doll needs much larger ears and a gap in the front teeth that produce the annoying whistle sound when he encounters an “s”.

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  18. blahblahblah

    October 13th, 2012

    Why do both Michelle and Bill have their hand placed on the middle of Obamas back? Did they correctly portray him as a puppet? :)

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  19. Hawaiian

    October 13th, 2012

    They all look alike to me

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  20. Hillbilly Lawyers

    October 13th, 2012

    I’m completely lost on the bottom two. Is one of them supposed to be Donnie Osmand?

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  21. MaryfromMarin

    October 13th, 2012

    @HL–

    Believe it or not, I think they are supposed to be R & R. The red ties are a good clue, as is the salt-and pepper hair of the one on the left. And the hint of a widow’s peak on the other one.

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  22. The Doktor

    October 13th, 2012

    I didn’t give a rat’s ass when the first dolls came out. I care even less now.

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  23. Jethro

    October 13th, 2012

    The hair is just as fake as what’s on top of the real Mooch’s head.
    …and they missed on the facial expression:
    http://sandrarose.com/images7/michelle-o-hair432.jpg
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  24. Carlos The Jackal

    October 13th, 2012

    I’ll bet they’re not stuffed full of the same shit the real ones are…

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  25. Sadie

    October 13th, 2012

    Is it extra for the pins?

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  26. Sadie

    October 13th, 2012

    Do the Obamas come with tar and feathers?

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  27. Poonces

    October 13th, 2012

    I’ll wait until the Voodoo model comes out.

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  28. FreeMan & Sarah Voting Early & Often

    October 13th, 2012

    Obama Stash kids?

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  29. Jethro

    October 13th, 2012

    Second try:
    http://sandrarose.com/2009/07/michelle-obamas-new-do-hate-it/
    .

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  30. Biff Tannen

    October 13th, 2012

    Is the second set Barack and Larry Sinclair?

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  31. scribble

    October 13th, 2012

    Why has obama’s mole migrated to his cheek?

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  32. scribble

    October 13th, 2012

    They forgot the black glove on Mooch’s raised fist.

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  33. Hybrid Lemon

    October 13th, 2012

    Available this Christmas at Sh!ts R Us.

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  34. bob

    October 13th, 2012

    kill it with fire

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  35. Horrorman18

    October 13th, 2012

    Why does Chucky from ” Child’s Play” come to mind?

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  36. Fast & Infuriated

    October 13th, 2012

    Barry hussein has the most feminine lips. At least they got that part right. His ass fingers are ribbed for pleasure too.

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  37. Corona

    October 13th, 2012

    Choom Kids!

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  38. Kairn

    October 14th, 2012

    That’s not a mole on O’s cheek. It’s his pet fly.

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  39. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    October 14th, 2012

    Ricky hit it first. That’s what I was thinking from the gitgo: voodoo dolls.

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  40. RacKAttacK

    October 14th, 2012

    Well they got mooch’s fankles right…

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  41. Davide

    October 14th, 2012

    more like watermelon patch

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  42. Department 5150

    October 14th, 2012

    Why do some give the Nazi salute and some don’t.
    (rhetorically speaking)

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  43. Big Mama TEA

    October 14th, 2012

    This is SO wrong !

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  44. Carlos The Jackal

    October 14th, 2012

    At least someone can now truthfully say Moochelle is a doll…

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  45. LadyGun12

    October 14th, 2012

    Shouldn’t Moochelle be scowling?

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  46. ken=vin in troy

    October 14th, 2012

    they ARE made in some ASIAN country, right?

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